PataPORN With Chinpoko

So I know you are all wondering if I found a Valentine’s date…weeeelllll????? I’m going to make you wait for it because I’m a tease. First and foremost, it’s PataPORN with Chinpoko!

Drake Rock: Brandon Lewis
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
I had planned on making this post about Brandon Lewis a cumworthy. However, when I watched the video again, I realized I had to talk about this.
Apparently you do get more bees with honey, because Brandon Lewis is sweet as pie and I can’t get enough. I’ve heard Southerners have a gift of making people feel like they have known you all their lives. I think they call it “Southern Hospitality.”
Well, Brandon has this gift. As he lies on his back while Drake plays with his hole, you almost feel as if the two are sitting on a front porch in rocking chairs sipping on sweet tea. And then when Brandon actually asks—politely I might add—if Drake can put his cock inside of him… that almost took me over the edge. PATA PATA!

Extra Big Dicks: Drake Jayden & Trevor Knight
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
Drake Jayden is one hungry bottom. In fact, I’d grab some chips while watching this one because it made me hungry just watching it—and I don’t even have an ass to feed.
Of course who can blame him? Trevor Knight’s got a monster cock, which of course Drake rides like a champ. That’s the money shot actually. While Drake rides Trevor, his hard cock whirls in circles like a merry go round! WEEE! Now if they had rides like that at Disneyworld, I’d definitely go.

Dominic Ford: Orlando Dawson and Topher DiMaggio
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Topher DiMaggio.
That’s a good porn name, right? When I hear the name “Topher DiMaggio,” I think of a hot Italian man, with a thick cock and a body of a Roman God.
And Topher DiMaggio is just that folks.
And my favorite part of this whole video is that Topher’s an attentive lover. Yes, I said it. While he’s banging Orlando, Topher’s stroking Orlando’s cock. He’s obviously taken Chinpoko’s Class of Cock Manners, where the first rule is to never neglect a hot dick.
I want to tell you all the erotic details of this video, but bottom line—it doesn’t matter. You’re just going to look at Topher in action and watch his artful body work—it’s magic. He’s a dick to watch. I see big things for him.
That said, you’re probably wondering why I gave this scene a 4 and not a 5, aren’t you? Two words: bad lighting. This is called a midnight fuck but it looks more like Dominic Ford forgot to pay the electric bill. In fact, when ever Topher shoots his load into Orlando’s mouth, I couldn’t even see it because the camera was too far back and there wasn’t enough light to catch it. Lighting is really my one big beef with Dominic Ford. Their website’s easy to browse, the men are hot, and the 3D-experience is always cool…when you can see it. So, lighten up DF.

FREAK OF THE WEEK
Mark Dalton’s Been Whaling On His Delts and Quads
Ah, Mark Dalton. Yes, he has a slamming body, but damn… is it me or does he just have the attitude of a tool?
I also should admit that posing body builders do nothing for me; when bodybuilders flex, their faces always look like they’re trying to shit their pants. Watch the video again and you’ll see what I mean.
But hey, good for Mark for trying something new. And if this doesn’t work out, he is well on his way to being the spokesperson for Ed Hardy’s clothing line because that wouldn’t signify he’s a douchebag at all. Oh wait, but maybe that wink and clicking of the mouth at the end of this video is the douchebag mating call. Just maybe.

CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Butch Dixon: Vinnie D’Angelo and Logan McCree: Real life couple Vinnie and inked boy Logan McCree celebrating their own Valentines’ Day… thankfully we get to watch.
Cocky Boys: AJ and Wolf Hudson: If you’re into hot tan bottom boys who keep it vocal while getting pounded, then look no further.
Maskurbate: No Hands: What? I’ve been cumming with no hands all my life! Still, it’s hot to see.
Okay, so I know you’re in suspense. Did I find that elusive Valentine’s date? Umm, no—not so much. However, this just means I’m going to spend more time researching porn for YOU! So I guess, dear dick fans, you are my Valentine’s date. How fucking romantic is that? Okay, enough with the gooey stuff. I’m going to find the best porn out there while you get out there and get turned on!