PataPORN With Chinpoko

This week should be called Adonis week. I’m telling you the studios were pulling out all the stops. I felt like it was Sweeps Week for porn! PATA PATA! Oh, you missed some of the posts this week? Well, aren’t you glad you have PataPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

Colt Studio Group: Danny Drake
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
EEEEEE! Danny Drake is just the manliest lil’ stud I’ve seen in a long time. In fact, I have to admit that he makes me want to live out one of my deepest darkest fantasies…
I imagine him walking up the plantation named Tara steps as the southern sun sets in the background. And there I’ll be waiting for him at the top of the stars, dressed in my finest curtains… and a huge hat. As he walks up to me and shoves his gorgeous thick cock upon me I’ll say, “But I don’t have a mouth or an ass. I’m just a dick.”
And then Danny Drake will look at me and say, “Frankly you prick, I don’t give a damn.” Then he will pick me up, carry me up the stairs, and make a real prick out of me.
Ooohhh I could just come right now! PATA PATA!!!!!
Oh yeah… um… this video is hot too. Watch it.

Active Duty: Joey, DJ and Abel
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Is this a new part of bootcamp? I mean if threesomes were required to enter the armed forces I think recruitment would get a spike, right?
Oh Joey, we knew it was only matter of time before you were going to taking some artillery into your trenches. This boy might not make Uncle Sam proud, but his Auntie Chinpoko’s beaming.
And apparently this is Joey’s first time taking it up the ass… yeah and I’m a candy cane. Don’t get me wrong. Joey tries to make us believe it’s his first time. Joey’s face contorts as DJ and Abel pound him, but I’ve seen that face before, Corporal—and that’s ecstasy. No! Not the drug, you addicts. I mean pleasure! Enjoyment! That type of ecstasy.
All in all, if you’re into hot, masculine, inked boys—um, who isn’t? You’ll be into this video again. I can only home Joey comes back for another bootcamp installment! PATA PATA!

Next Door Male: Alexy Tyler
RATING OF 4
I’ll give you eight reasons why you need to watch this solo video with Alexy Tyler.
His abs.
Yes, forget the 6-pack, Alexy is carrying around an 8-pack and it’s glorious. As he strokes his shiny cock his stomach ripples like waves in an ocean.
You can tell Alexy is a bit into himself. Usually that turns me off, but not in this video.
As he pulls at his prick, Alexy himself seems mesmerized by his freak-of-nature stomach. It’s as if he’s almost studying himself! Oh, can I take a study break on that?
On another note, have you been the NextDoorMale site? It’s great if you want options. Goodness, it’s almost like NDM is the Clear Channel of porn…they’ve got everything. Honestly, I think the website is a little much. It gets me over-stimulated. As you enter the website there is always a pop up ad to greet you. I don’t know about you, dear fans, but sometimes I just want my porn without any of the glitz, ads, or slick packaging. Because at the end of the day, if you pull a dick doesn’t it cum like any other?
I think Shakespeare said that, right?

FREAK OF THE WEEK
Bentley Race: Cooper Leigh
Oh Mamas, don’t let your gaybies grow up to be cowboys.
This is Cooper Leigh’s first shoot for Bentley Race…and I could tell. The guy is cute and all but is costume looks like something he picked up at the 99-cent store on the day AFTER Halloween.
Here’s a note you porn stars: If you’re going to dress up, commit to that shit. Commit! Come on! You think gays are not going to see past cheap costumes? Please. We don’t buy our Halloween costumes… we MAKE them. And also, I thought the water down the front was cheap. Come on Bently Race, can’t you afford to put on a real show? Just sayin’.

CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUM SHOTS
Hollywood-Xposed: Drake Bell
Wow! Some teen heartthrobs really DO grow up! PATA PATA!
Chaos Men: Antonio – Serviced: This Latin god looks like perfection as he lays back and gets the blowing of his life.
Cockyboys: Robert and Skyler Caine: The makeout intro alone will get you riled and ready in this hot scene. And Robert’s dick puts the “cocky” in CockyBoys!
Okay, so now you’re caught up, but please don’t get behind again. Disgraceful actually. You should know better, dear fans. Now do better this week and go out there and get turned on!