PataPORN With Chinpoko
Is the cold weather getting you down? Does the chill of the winter make your lil’ dick shrivel up like a peanut? Need a new way to get turned on? Have no fear, Chinpoko is here. It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!!!!
Corbin Fisher: Dawson Fucks Aaron
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
Okay all of you Dawson haters. Yes you know who you are. Some of you think Dawson is over used on Corbin Fisher. And yes, I admit CF does use him a lot.
Well, this video explains why Dawson is truly a force of fucking. (Get it? Instead of force of “nature” he’s a force of “fucking”? Oh, screw you for not getting my comedy!)
This video should have a different name. It should be called “Dawson Makes Love to Aaron like a Motherfuckin’ bandit”, because he does. The chemistry between these two is amazing. I swear you’d think they were lovers. As Dawson slips inside of Aaron, Dawson nibbles at Aaron’s hear and whispers “sweet nothings.” I know… fucking romantic. PATA PATA!
Pierre Fitch: New and Improved
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Pierre Fitch is out to take over the world. No really. He wants you to not only know his dick but his name too.
Fitch has revamped his website and it’s a multimedia feast for the senses. First of all, the site looks great. Vivid colors, cool graphics, and great drop down menus. With this website you can connect with Fitch is so many ways…his forum, Twitter, live action… a great set of interactive options!
Fitch is just plain adorable and I appreciated that there still seems some genuineness about him. He’s not a super-polished porn star and I think that suits him just fine. PATA PATA!
Colt Studio Group: John Magnum and Danny Drake
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Danny Drake the thespian?
Yep, you heard it hear first, people. Danny Drake will be on Broadway. Okay maybe I’m exaggerating but Drake’s putting on his acting chops in this new Colt Studio scene with John Magnum.
Get the lube because here’s the good part—Danny Drake looks more amazing than ever.
The sex is good, nothing amazing to report home to Mom; however, Danny looks like perfection the whole time. I loved watching his abs ripple as John presses deep inside of him.
Now, grab a towel because here’s the not so good part—Drake is a shitty shitty actor. Like, you know how sometimes situations are so bad that they’re good? Well, he’s just bad.
Still, this video’s a win-win for everyone because Drake is just a stud in the sack.
FREAK OF THE WEEK
Real Guys Exposed: Jordan
Jordan from Real Guys Exposed is so so cute. I love his eyes and his beautiful dark hair. Ah, and when he turns around…
Oh. Oh. Okay, I’m all for artistic tattoos, but really. I mean yes, “all you need is love.” Except that it’s not true. All I need is a hard prick to keep me company and a soft ass to rest my head in. At least if you’re a Beatles fan, Jordan is your boy. Still, if you’re topping this guy you’re doomed to have the Beatles stuck in your head forever.
In fact, I can’t stop singing it… ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! Damn you, Jordan. Damn you and your unbelievably flamboyant tattoo!
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUM SHOTS
Chaos Men: Hayden and Jayce on QCX: Hayden’s quickly becoming one of Chaos Men’s rising stars. PATA PATA!
Men At Play: Introducing Axel Brooks: Men at Play pulls out the big guns…or should I say dicks. Introducing Axel Brooks!
Hot Fitness Trainer Zhao Tian-hui: Wow! If this guy were my trainer, I would never work out—I would just beat off the whole time!
All right. It’s time for some fan feedback. You know how Tyra does America’s Next Top Model? Well, I think it’s time Chinpoko host Queerclick’s Next Big Porn Star! What are your suggestions? Oh yeah, and don’t forget to get out there and get turned on!
