PataPORN With Chinpoko

We’re flying solo this week, Maverick. Yep you got it—it’s a jack off type of week. It’s Pataporn with Chinpoko!

Alpha Studs: Adam Killian
RATING OF 4
Mmm… muscles, tattoos, and a thick cock. Now that’s a triple threat in Chinpoko’s book. Adam Killian shines in this video…and then he cums. PATA PATA!
Seriously though, Adam Killian has muscles for miles and apparently he’s gotta brain. As the video begins Adam gives us a tour of Berlin and he seems fairly knowledgeable. I actually love it when studios give you a bit of behind-the-scenes action from porn stars. If the guy seems like a tool, then it can make the video less hot (or hotter, depending on how dumb you like ’em).
Thankfully, Killian seems charming as he speaks to the camera. In my book, that only makes this hot jack-off scene all the hotter.
Also, I love the Alpha Studs site. It’s very laid back. It is. With the black background and the large high-quality pictures, the site seems to say, “Yeah, we like porn. So what?” It’s also super easy to navigate and all the guys are just fucking ripped—a hot site.

Randy Blue: Jack Dillinger
RATING OF 5
Jack Dillinger has an appropriate name since he “jacks” like a professional in this video. Oh wait… he got paid to do it. So that makes him a professional, right?
Well whatever he is, it’s hot. I love a guy that can turn himself on. As this clip starts, Jack rubs up and down his entire body. Boy, I know I would. His body is tight, toned and delicious. With all the crazy plot lines and bad bad…BAD acting of Randy Blue’s feature-length films, they can still impress with the simple jack-off video with uber-hot Jack. Let’s hope to see more of him. PATA PATA!
I do have one question though… is that a tattoo of the Southwest Airlines emblem on Jack’s right arm? Can you imagine sitting next to him on flight! Yow!

Chaos Men: Gennaro
RATING OF 5
Don’t let the business eat you up, Gennaro!
Okay, I say that because this boy is so hot, so sweet, and seems so young. Let’s hope Bryan at Chaosmen will take care of this kid and he won’t go the way of Zane.
What’s great about this video—besides the beauty of Gennaro—is the genuine quality that comes from him. (yes, insert cum joke). Seriously though, as the scene begins, you can tell that he’s a bit nervous—which is incredibly hot. Also, as he begins stroking that hot cock of his, he looks into the camera. Mmmm. A lot of new cummers to porn often will avoid making any eye contact whatsoever with the camera; they pay no attention to the camera. It’s as if they’re trying to shut out the fact that they’re being filmed.
Not Gennaro. As he strokes and flexes his butt, he’s glued on to the camera and relaxing with every stroke. He breaks the “fourth wall,” people…and it makes me wet.
And what does Gennaro says after he cums and is laying there relaxed?…”No problem.”
I like this laid back boy, and I hope to see more of him. PATA PATA!
Hottest Post of the Week!

FREAK OF THE WEEK (Editor’s note: The video’s gone. Gotta catch our features while they’re hot!)
Kurt Wild Goes After Michael Lucas… Mostly Because Kurt’s Drunk
Oh Kurt Wild. Oh Kurt Wild, bless your heart. Bless your little drunk-ass heart.
Someone should really make an application on computers that will not let you create YouTube videos when you’re drunk—for real. It would be a great program and Kurt needs it. Can you imagine what this guy’s drunk dials are like?
Not that I am saying I agree or disagree with his stance, it’s just the manner. Class it up, Kurt. Class That Shit Up! It’s a shame really… he’s so hot.

CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
New York Straight Men: Josh – For all you firecrotch lovers, this red head gets the rimming and head of his life. Pata pata! And I love the manly beard.
Latin Boyz: Federico – Is anyone ever NOT hot at Latin Boyz? So far, no.
Man Avenue: Jason Harley – A first look at Jason Harley’s inked body might make you think he’s a tough guy, but that sweet smile gives him that “Aww Shucks” charm. PATA PATA!
It was a hot week right? But hey, I’m still waiting for your suggestions for the next big porn star. Judging from the comments last week, Dawson is a contender. (I love it when PataPORN fans fight it out!). So tell me who you think I should review then get out there and get turned on! PATA PATA!