So What’s In Johnny Hazzard’s HAZ*MAT Clothing Line Anyway?

Channel 1 Releasing exclusive Johnny Hazzard premiered his new clothing line HAZ*MAT, last night. It’s a men’s fashion line with one-of-a-kind pieces designed by the Hazzman himself. We’ll post pictures just as soon as we have them, but until then we wondered, “What sort of clothes would Johnny design?” Probably clothes that he would wear himself, of course. And so with that, we made four educated guesses on styles he’d probably promote (for comfort and easy access).

Surely Hazzard would want to have trousers in his fashion line. After all, even porn stars can’t walk around with their dicks hanging out all the time. But Hazzard knows a man’s slacks must be formal enough for business and comfortable enough for pleasure, especially when pleasure is your business. That’s why his patented “Action Slaxxx” come with an easy-to-undo fly that’ll make sure everyone knows you have balls when the time cums (on your face).

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