PataPORN With Chinpoko

I have one word, only one word to sum up this week in porn… LANDON. OH GAWD! It’s PATAporn with Chinpoko and I can’t wait to spread my newfound joy!!

Randy Blue: Chip, Donny and Roman
RATING OF 2
I feel like there are two ways to approach porn making: The first way is to make porn that shows of the chemistry between the actors. Hopefully, a good editor/filmmaker can highlight the hottest moments of fucking.
The second way is to film what you think a porn video SHOULD be. A director and actors would plan scenarios, set positions, and figure out a timeline for the fucking. Then they set the stage and film it.
Now, unless your naïve as hell, you should have already figured out that most porn is filmed the second way. It’s all lights and mirrors people, but the magic is that we believe it’s real. What separates good porn from blah porn is that good porn looks like it was approached and filmed using the first way.
Unfortunately this latest Randy Blue threesome was shot using the second way and it looks like it. This video is a snooze fest. At first I was excited to possibly see Chip suck himself off. However, he doesn’t. I mean he barely touches the tip of his cock with his tongue. And he is grunting so much from the laborious position he is in; it takes away from any sexiness that was there. He sounds like he’s going to shit himself, and well—I’m not into that.
Bottom line. (hahaha… bottom.) Anyway, the bottom line is good porn is good porn because the audience believes that the guys are way into one another and are turned on. These guys… not so much. I mean if you have to do stunts like backbends and self-sucking to attract viewers, then something was off to begin with. There is one thing hot about this video. Watching Roman get jerked off by Donny. I love it when one guy jacks another fella off. That was hot. Correction… that was the ONLY thing hot. Hence the rating of a 2 instead of a 1.

Cocksure Men: Tristan Jaxx and Conner Habib
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Wow. I have to say this video completely surprised me—in a good way.
You know, it’s always dicey when you’re watching a porn scene outdoors. I get it; there’s something forbidden about seeing a fella getting plowed in a cornfield. But Ol’ Man Sunshine ain’t too helpful for porn lighting. Most of the time you just end up seeing a lot of shadows and nothing else.
Well, there are some shadows in this video but only because Tristan Jaxx’s cock creates a lot of shade! I really have to give kudos to Conner Habib in this video; you can tell this boy loves his job. As the two of these boys flirt and fuck, Tristan sometimes seemed a little detached, whereas Conner is so into it. My top three highlights are…
1. Conner’s deep-throat action. I don’t know how this boy gets all of that cock in his mouth, but he manages. PATA PATA!
2. Much like Tom Sawyer, Conner knows how to work a fence. He mounts those boards like a horse jockey, and bounces on Tristan’s tool.
3. Okay, number three is really just Conner. He makes this video so hot. The way he moves his body, and the way he rolls his eyes as he takes Tristan’s cock makes you wish you were there in person! I think I’m in love with you Conner! I want to be your BFF.
The last thing I like about this video is the way it’s shot. Lately, CocksureMen has been showing more behind the scenes of the videos. Instead of making a separate video, they just incorporate it all into one video. I like it… especially with Conner’s friendliness and Tristan’s taste for trying something fun. It’s nice to see that porn stars actually have to make it work in sex just like us normal guys do. Wait a minute; did I just admit that pornstars are people too? Michael Lucas would bitchslap me if he heard me say that…

Sean Cody: Landon and Dennis
RATING OF 5++++++ – SUPER CUMWORTHY
I jacked off to this scene 4 times before I could actually write about it.
LANDON! LANDON, LANDON! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
Landon and Dennis have the chemistry that authors write about in romance novels. I can’t even determine what the highlights of this scene would be. There really are no highlights; the whole thing is just amazing. DO NOT SKIP THROUGH THIS VIDEO— YOU’LL BE SORRY, BITCHES!
Ah, I love how Landon is such a tease. As he and Dennis kiss, Landon plays with his lips and they both laugh at one another. It’s so flirty and fun!
And let’s not forget about Dennis. Just like Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did but backwards in high heels, Dennis is the one taking ALL of Landon’s gigantic cock. Landon fucks him so deep I thought that boy was drilling for oil.
I must say, my favorite snippet probably happens right after the cum shot. Landon slaps his dick on Dennis’ ass. The camera pans up Landon’s body and you can see the beads of sweat running down his gorgeous body, and then he looks at the camera and flashes that adorable grin.
I love him. I know I’ve said this about other boys but I really mean it this time. I love him. If I ever saw a Sean Cody flick with Landon and Addison together, I think I would shoot my load and die… literally, just die on the spot.
HOTTEST POST OF THE WEEK!

FREAK OF THE WEEK
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE PICTURES?
Okay, yes the socks in this picture look ridiculous and way fake. But here’s my question… Does anyone notice that this guy is almost fitting a SOCCER BALL up his ass? This guy takes power bottom to the extreme and I don’t get it.

CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
You Love Jack: Andy Castle – This kid is way cute, but doesn’t he look a little like Chucky from THE RUGRATS???
Jet Set Releases Trailer of Getting Levi’s Johnson – Now this is a Levi I actually care about! PATA PATA!
Men At Play: Dean Monroe Returns! – EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Dean is cumming! I can’t wait! I can’t wait!!!!!!
So that’s the week. This was an amazing week right? It was really hard to find the low point… so that’s a good thing. And well, it was easy to find the high point. I LOVE YOU LANDON! MARRY ME! I think I might stalk him… seriously. I’m really not kidding. While I look him up on Facebook, you go out there and get turned on.