PataPORN With Chinpoko
Sean Cody going bareback? Dirty Tony is changing its name to Dirty Devin? And Cocksure Men, aren’t really that sure? All these questions and more shall be answered in this week’s Pataporn with CHINPOKO!!!
Dirty Tony: Devin and Trent
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
I gotta say, I disagree with the QComments on this video. Everyone seems totally not into Devin (or whatever his name is), but I have to say I’m all aboard the Devin train—chooo-chooo!
There’s just something about a man like Devin, who is so buff, so masculine, and able to get fucked like it’s the end of days. I know Devin has been on other sites before, but I think Dirty Tony is where it’s at for him. Devin is dirty. The kind of sex talk he delivers to Trent is passionate and comes from the heart… well, maybe it cums from the dick. Either way, you can tell he means it. Perhaps our next highlighted pair should take some pointers…
Cocksure Men: Lovers Vacation
RATING OF 1 – TOTALLY LIMP
The video was AJ Irons and DJ Mann is entitled “Lovers Vacation.” If only, people.
A vacation is supposed to take you somewhere, but this video took me nowhere, and mainly it was because of the lack of chemistry between these two guys.
For example take the moment when DJ is pounding AJ. As AJ is bent over he moans, “Ah, fuck my tight ass.”
Now let’s analyze that line. “Ah, fuck my tight ass.” How many of you have heard or said that when I having sex. I’m not bragging—yes I am—but I’ve heard that phrase, A LOT. Usually when someone commands me to “fuck his tight ass” I think, “Yes, I want to fuck your ass that is tight more because you said that.” So can we agree that “Ah, Fuck My Tight Ass” is a hot thing to say while having sex? Yes? OK, good.
Well, it’s not when AJ says it. As his broken robotic tone moaned out the words, I leaned in closer to the screen to see if he was reading a script. Bottom line… these boys may be great lays, but they’re bad actors.
And P.S. What’s with the loud waterfall in the background? It just makes me want to go pee.
Sean Cody: Keith and Alan
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
Sean Cody is getting quite close to moving into a different genre of porn. Okay so Sean Cody hasn’t made an announcement that they are doing bareback porn, but they might as well after this video.
First of all, Alan and Keith are just the cutest things you ever did see. AJ & DJ should take some acting pointers from these two. Alan and Keith almost seemed like two lovers in this video; they were both so passionate.
The start of this video is incredibly hot and they start by only kissing. And today I figured out why it was so hot… the guys were smiling. Yes, apparently a smile is sexy. As the two dry humped one another, they smiled, giggled, and teased one another. They looked like they were having fun. I mean this is sex after all. If it doesn’t look like you’re having fun well then… maybe you shouldn’t be doing it.
In one scene Alan slowly pumps away at Keith and they both are just staring into one another’s faces… SO HOT!
But what really struck me with this video is the end. After Keith shoots a load, it’s Alan’s turn, so he proceeds to dump his man milk in the valley of Keith’s hole. I have to say it’s incredibly hot, and it’s even hotter when Alan leans down and licks his own cum from the Keith’s hole. And then they make out. And then I jizz myself.
But still, this was a surprise from the Ol’ SC? Is this a sign of eventual “no-condom” fucking? I guess, we’ll have to wait and see.
FREAK OF THE WEEK
Gerard Butler Puts Two In Jennifer Anniston’s Butt
This post makes me angry and that’s why it’s the Freak of the Week. Why am I angry? Oh you want to know WHY I’m angry? Well, fine I’ll tell you. I’m angry because… because…
I’M JEALOUS!!! Why can’t Gerard be fingering a hot man? Or wrapping those fingers around lil’ ol’ Chinpoko?
Oh God, Jen!!!! I love you and I hate you! First you get Brad, and then John, and now Gerard. I’m green with envy. You know, I’m obviously a gay dick, but I think I could lick your pussy just to get an aftertaste of Gerard’s cock. Yeah, I said it… and I meant it.
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Rear Stable: Alexsander Frietas and Andre: Alexsander Frietas is truly the Energizer bunny of topping. That inked stud keeps going and going and going and going and going…
High Octane: Alex Lynch, Ian Lynch, and Rick Bauer: Gay sex on the White House Lawn? I’d vote for that!
English Lads: Scott and His Pink Hole – Scott is soaking in the tube, but I wish he’d soak me with something else. PATA PATA!
So I know there was a lot going on this week. For some it was Passover and for some it was Easter… and for the rest of you it was just the weekend. But no matter what you did, just make sure you get out there and get turned on!
