PataPORN With Chinpoko
Springtime is a coming folks! And guess what? So am I!!! HAHA! Well, hopefully in about ten minutes let’s hope you are too. It’s time for PataPORN with Chinpoko!!!
Stag Homme: Bacchus
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
Well, now I’m horny and hungry!
Some of you may think it’s weird and messy, but this latest Stag Homme video blurs the boundary between porn and erotica.
In this video, Rob Nelson and Damien Crosse are passionate about dick… and honey, and milk, and strawberries, and well… the grocery list just goes on and on.
The most noteworthy moment is watching these boys fuck while they have cream poured all over on another. The video has a very primal and animalistic feel about it. It makes me want to march to my refrigerator, grab a carton of yogurt and a steak and beat my meat. HAHA! GET IT? Beat my MEAT? Seriously, I should start doing stand-up people.
Cocksure Men: Unprofessional Behavior
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Umm… I’m so confused. Devin (or whatever his name is) is… are you really… a good actor?
I know, shocker; a porn actor who is actually believable when speaking lines. No really… like, I actually believed he was a photographer.
And do you know what?
It was hot! In fact, it was really hot… and believable.
I mean, it’s talent to deep throat a big cock and give a line reading, but Devin does it like a super star. And damn, you want to see this boy give head. Pata pata!
I’m speechless. Seriously, folks my mind is blown here. I mean, it’s as if a paradox of life has been obliterated for me. A porn star that can act—this is life changing. Oh crap, I’m cumming now. Be right back….
Chaos Men: Degan and Taylor on QCX
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
Okay, I’m back. Now, if sex were a race, Taylor would be the tortoise.
This video from Chaos Men is probably one of his best yet, and it’s all because of Taylor. Dear fans, I don’t know if you realize the amount of stamina it takes to be a porn star; but it’s a lot of work. And although some guys may not look in shape, believe me, they are.
Now, when you think of athletic fucking what do you think of? A lot of you may think of an aggressive power top that plunges himself deep and drills an ass like a spelunker on meth. Au contraire!
In this video, Taylor shows one of the most incredible amounts of stamina that I’ve ever seen from a porn star. As he plunges that thick cock of his into Degan’s tight hole, he takes his time. He eases in and slides out with care, precision, and finesse. And boys he does this… THE WHOLE VIDEO. This is truly an erotic display of porn and I must say, Brian from Chaos Men just made my week. PATA PATA!
FREAK OF THE WEEK
Luke Wilson Jogging Bulge!
Luke Wilson, what happened? Remember when Luke Wilson was so mega hot that you’d tear your hair out? Well, now he’s a bit chubby. Okay, he’s just plain fat. Not that I’m discriminating; there are some damn fine men out there with some chub in the middle.
Sadly, I don’t think this is Luke’s best look. But hey, he’s running in this pic; perhaps there’s hope.
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Randy Blue: Diego Sans: It looks like Randy Blue has found a new Latin protégé. I think I’m gonna like this.
Corbin Fisher: Luca Fucks Travis – It’s the battle of the boys with big hair. Are these hot guys hair models or porn stars?
Bel Ami: Ariel Vanean, Jean-Daniel Chagall, Brandon Manilow and Alex Orioli – It’s a fourgy! ‘Nuff said people. PATA PATA!
This was an incredible week of porn. I mean just all around winners folks. If I had the time and the space, I would have written reviews about all the cumworthies. PLEASE IF YOU LOVE ME, check those out. They are way toO hot to be missed. Well, I have to take a rest after all this greatness, but don’t worry—I’ll be back next week. Until then, get out there and get turned on!
