Finally! A Boy You Can Introduce To Mother…

Mom always wanted you to bring home a nice, clean-cut doctor who takes good care of himself and respects women. Well, wait til she meets Dr. Steve Rooster! He’s a video Romeo with an M.D. in Making Dirty! His informative sexual health video called “Pu$$y Eating 101” shows you the finer points of fingering and licking hole. But don’t be put off by the video’s name… he could just as easily men “manpussy”—the finger and mouth-work are about the same. And the guy really gets into it, showing you just how he’s gonna pleasure your man box by forming a go-hole with his fingers and licking all up in it. He even starts convulsing with his eyes-rolling back into his skull, so you know it’s got to be good.
Is it sad that we want him? No. Is it even sadder that we want our mothers to love this man? No.