PataPORN With Chinpoko
So, I’ve been watching different porn this week. Yep. That’s me…always mixing it up. Let’s hope you like. It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Straight Hell: Charlton(4)
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
So normally, I’m not so into the Straight Hell website. I know that it’s fake and the guys are willing participants in the whole thing; if not, well, then all these people would be in jail.
Still usually scenes from the sight are just a bit too rapey for me. That’s right, I used the word “rapey.”
HOWEVER, there are exceptions to the rules and Charlton is one of them. This guy is ridiculously hot and thank goodness he’s not the best actor. When he’s being pounded you can TOTALLY tell that he loves getting fucked deep in the ass. He’s trying to scream and all that, but he can’t help but let his eyes roll up in the back of his head. PATA PATA!
Cocksure Men: Flipping on the Mat with John Magnum & Tristan Baldwin
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
Wrestlers they are not, but hot they are.
This is quite a departure for Cocksure Men. The studio is not known for any wrestling videos and they haven’t produced a lot of story-driven porn. In this scene the boys wrestle for a good eight minutes before the action begins.
It’s almost like watching two brothers wrestle one another, and maybe I’m a perv,,, but it’s ridiculously erotic.
My favorite line is “Well, you’re not a better wrestler than me, but you suck a better dick!” It’s flirtatious, campy, and a nice original scene from Cocksure Men. Let’s hope to see more. PATA PATA!
Black Stud Society: Sam X
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Wowzer! Sam X is a MAN and a half. And that extra half could practically just be his cock! PATA PATA!
I have to say I love a beefy man. I know that I can only be a top because well… I’m just a dick. However, if I had an ass I’d want this man to fuck it. Can you imagine it? He would kiss me—ever so softly—and then he’d turn me around forcefully and push me to the bed. After he rimmed my hypothetical ass for about ten minutes he would then starting teasing my hypothetical hole with that think tree-trunk cock of his. And then he would ram it in!
I’d gasp from the girth and then Sam X would pound me so hard the ribbons in my pigtails would come undone and then—
Oh… um… I’m sorry dear fans. What were talking about? I think I just had a moment.
FREAK OF THE WEEK
Buzz West: Lance Robertson
I feel that we should have a link on QueerClick called, “Tattoos They Will Regret.”
And under that link, I think the first picture might be of our dear Lance. Yes this guy is cute and—from the front—seems very fuckable. But I have to ask you dear readers, picture it. So let’s say you’re hooking up with Lance. You met at a bar, you have a few drinks, you make out a little bit, and then he invites you over. So then you’re making out on the bed, and then you get naked, he blows you, you blow him, then you’re sixty-nineing.
And then as your teasing Lance’s ass with your cock, he nibbles on your ear and whispers, “Oh God, fuck me please.” Well, if you’re any type of gay man at all, you will not have to be told twice. So imagine this boy gets on all fours, you strap on a condom, douse your dick with lube, and then you line it all up… but wait.
Lance has some writing on his back. Oh it’s a tattoo, but the writing is hard to see so you lean in. Finally you see that it reads…
KEEP ON FUCKIN’.
Really? Really?
I know that in the past I’ve wished for a guy who’s uncomplicated, but Lance is uncomplicated to the point of being remedial.
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Chaos Men: Nash and Hagan – RAW – Hagan has the abs of a ninja and the cock of a Norse God. PATA!
Kazuya Kamenashi Goes Nude for a Commercial – Kazuya is stripping for a commercial? PATA PATA! I’d buy whatever he’s selling.
Well, what did ya think? Are you into what I’m into? Let me know in the comments and I’ll see ya next week. And remember, don’t forget to get turned on!
