PataPORN With Chinpoko
Randy Blue throws some surprises. Rear Stable lives up to its name. Jeffrey Dahmer does gay porn? And Phenix just keeps rising from the Asses! It’s all in this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Randy Blue: Text, Lies and Video, Part 4
RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
Randy Blue, in my opinion, has been making some pretty boring ass porn as of late.
Until now…
This week Blue concluded his Chris Rockway extravaganza with Part 4 of Text, Lies, and Video. If you ask me, Randy Blue should be kissing Chris Rockway’s money-making ass.
Rockway really is the star power of this series. Don’t get me wrong, Nicco Sky looks great and definitely has chemistry with the other actors, but Rockway does it best.
I think it’s because Rockway is a decent actor yet at the same time you can tell he’s in on the joke. He knows that he’s not making some high art—it’s porn. (Which I actually think is high art, but I’m a dick.) The way Rockway delivers his lines and reacts makes the audience feel like we are laughing with him—not at him.
I do appreciate that Blue is really trying to add some plot lines to internet porn. I think it’s great actually. I only hope that Randy Blue can get more actors like Rockway. It goes to show that when doing scripted porn just having a rockin’ hard ass and a thick seven-inch cock are not enough.
Okay, a rocking hard ass and a seven-inch cock are totally enough to do great porn. Maybe I’m just being picky.
Hottest post of the week!
Rear Stable: David Dirdam, Angelo Marconi and Austin Wilde
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
So what if Disney remade the movie Aladdin, but instead of Aladdin kissing Jasmine at the end of the movie he gets pounded by two power tops?
Enter Rear Stable.
This scene is only one scene of Stable’s Arabian Nights series and I gotta say—I got into it. The set looks great and even the lighting seems to have a foggy dream like quality to it. The music helps as well.
Oh yeah it also helps that DAVID DIRDAM AND AUSTIN WILDE COULD GANG BANG A BOY IN AN PARLOUR ROOM FULL OF OLD ENGLISH LADIES AND I WOULD POP A BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, Dirdam and Wilde should become like some gay power duo that grant superpowers to little gay twinks. The chemistry in this video is so hot and seems so organic. I love watching Dirdam’s face as he powers through Marconi’s hole. It’s so intense and masculine. Mmm, that boy takes me to a place. A PATA PATA PLACE!!!!
Extra Big Dicks: Scott Alexander & Ryan Raz
RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
First off, I like this site. The colors are bright and they have tons of free previews. It has a very youthful feel to it and the guys seem to pop off the screen. Also the synopsis usually involves something funny and at the end Extra Big Dicks puts quotes from the shoot. I wasn’t planning on watching this video but as soon as I saw the quote “Anything Grandma makes,” my interest was piqued!
I know one QC poster said Ryan Raz looks like Jeffrey Dahmer, and I kind of agree. BUT, have you seen pics of Jeffrey Dahmer when he was young? Gotta say, kind of hot. Oh! Talk about Dick for dinner!
Well, in the bedroom Ryan Raz is anything but mental. His body looks fantastic and the pinkness of his hole is such a great contrast as Scott Alexander’s ebony dick drives further and further.
But don’t skip to the end, the beginning is great too. I started to get hard just by watching Scott kiss Ryan. They both get so into it—I only wish I could get into them! PATA PATA!
FREAK OF THE WEEK
Badpuppy: Cy
I’m putting on my ridiculous picky bitch hat on right now… Excuse me. Okay that feels better.
So I gotta say Cy, you have an amazing body. And I have to say, Cy… you have the cutest lips that I want to see wrapped around my shaft. And I gotta say Cy… you’re cock is the veiniest most freaky thing I’ve seen since I caught Joan Rivers hawking costume jewelry on QVC.
Seriously, I just… it’s scary right? I mean some dicks are just pretty. But this dick, well, it’s just not pretty. I know some of you QCers disagree, but hey, thanks for diversity… right?
Okay, I’m taking the bitch hat off now.
CHINPOKO’S QUICK CUMSHOTS
Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Cuts Loose For Tetu Mag – Talented and uber-hot. How much do we love Jake Shears? I know I’d like to love that ass of his. Pata pata!
Next Door Buddies: Rod Daily, Phenix Saint and Adam Wirthmore – Seriously, how hot is Phenix Saint right now? I can’t get enough of his buff body and pierced cock!
Circle Jerk Boys: Ryan Raz and Alex Foster – Already missing Ryan Raz from my above post? Fear not, because Ryan Raz is coming up everywhere this week. Me likey!!!!
Summer is heating up people! But like we need a reason for guys to take their clothes off! Still, I can’t wait for some great pool party-themed porn. If you find anything that looks like a great summer stud for me to review, just comment below and I’ll get on it like you would get on Chris Rockway’s cock! And don’t forget… get out there and get turned on!
