For Your Sin-tertainment: Adam Lambert’s Glamourous Bulge

Admit it: you’re secretly in love with Adam Lambert. Yeah, that makes you feel like an American Idol obsessed 14-year-old girl, but there’s something about his glitter and sway… and that magnificent voice… that makes us wet and all tingly in uncomfortable ways. It’s OK, you’re not alone. Don’t fight it… just give in to the glamour!
We’ve got Glambert looking more stunning than ever in an insane get up that would make Freddy Mercury jealous. When he’s not busy dodging fan-tossed dildos and freaking parents out by getting fake blowjobs onstage, Lambert likes kissing boys with just the right amount of glitter makeup—like lube, too much is almost enough.
An now he’s got you hypnotized with his shiny pelvic pouch. It’s so beautiful that it hurts NOT to look at it. You don’t have to resist… zooooom in on that screen and lick your monitor. That’s right, become Glambert’s glitterslave. Because even though you’re expecting an evening of spaceboots, Aqua Net, and nipple glitter, Adam’s got more in tricks in his love-sack than mascara in his Kaboodles. Are you ready for the spotlight? You betta be, bizznitch.
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