We dunno about you, but all the sexy asses at the World Cup tired us out. Soccer’s great, but sometimes you need a break. Just ask this zebra-thonged moob man. He recently ran onto the field of a Brazilian soccer match after Sao Paolo scored a goal against the Santos Football Club. He waved a red shirt while wearing a black and white thong, but was he supporting the Sao Paolo team by outrageously displaying their colors or was he mocking them?
And are those chest implants or does he have gynecomastia (a condition that gives male breasts extra fatty tissue)? Maybe he’s friends with MOOBS Gone Wild! So many unanswered questions…
Via Tabloid Prodigy
noun: crabs or any other communicable STI in your anogenital region. Though “cootchie” properly refers to a vagina, it can apply to mangina too. Ex: “But Bob couldn’t have sex with him because he has a bad case cootchie crickets. Oh yeah. It’s like A Bug’s Life down there. Somebody call the Orkin Man!”
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When Alpha Males collide, it always starts out with the men comparing muscles, comparing abs and bodies… seeing what the other one’s got that they don’t. With James Jamesson and Robert Axel it’s no different. James with his milky-white skin, green eyes, red hair and red pubes contrast with Roberts black skin and black hair. Before long the two men are comparing every body part as they playfully touch each other and spank each other’s asses and it doesn’t stop there. Kissing, sucking and licking lead to James getting the upper hand on Robert and fucking his muscular bubble butt. Robert’s eyes roll back as he takes a hard pounding from James, both men wanting to show the other one who’s boss. This rough and passionate scene ends with two big cum shots landing on Robert’s abs.
Jamie is a tough punk from the streets who wants to prove what a big man he is in front of the camera. With his shaved head, trim naturally-muscular body and hard stare Jamie is an intimidating lad who hangs around street corners with his mates picking fights. The FirstAuditions casting director never thought he’d be able to talk this hetero thug into doing any action with other men. But to his enormous surprise he crumbles and gives his consent to being groped and wanked off by men. It made his fit young body all the more tempting to look at knowing that he could be the first man to slide his finger up Jamie’s tight ass. Download and save thousands of videos from First Auditions!
UPDATE (8/8/10):We know the video’s been deactivated, but we snagged a copy before YouTube removed it. You can find here at QueerClique! Not a member? Join up! It’s quick, fun, with lots of great sex videos… all for FREE! We’re out to prove a point here at QueerClick. Namely, that you can find porn just about everywhere you look; even on supposedly non-porn sites like YouTube. A lot of their videos work as softcore, but how about a video with some actual cock? Well here you go… a video of what appears to be a Malaysian cop (or guy in uniform wearing a helmet) jerking off in front of a store.
As the video description says, “one malay guy do something wrong on the road,crazy man.” Yes, crazy man indeed. Because at some point he becomes aware that someone’s watching, even videotaping, but it only turns him on more. What’s a citizen to do when a cop’s masturbating in front of your convenience store? Shoo him away? Help him finish? Laugh nervously until he nuts? Someone call the vice squad!
Jimmy is what Sean would call a “muscle cub” — blond hair, blue eyes and tan all over. He makes a good living training body builders for competition. He’s really well built himself with great shoulders and big hairy pecs.
Jimmy started working out when he was 13. He did it to bulk up for football and it just kind of stuck with him. The bigger he got, the more people asked him how to do it and so he figured personal training would be an ideal career.
When he’s not in the gym, he’s taking care of his pride and joys, his two German Shepherds.