Queerism – Cootchie Crickets

noun: crabs or any other communicable STI in your anogenital region. Though “cootchie” properly refers to a vagina, it can apply to mangina too.
Ex: “But Bob couldn’t have sex with him because he has a bad case cootchie crickets. Oh yeah. It’s like A Bug’s Life down there. Somebody call the Orkin Man!”
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