Putting The “Public” Back In Banana Republic

Apparently Banana Republic got wind of the big man-banana bulging out of their tailored herringbone trousers and had some Photoshop Wizard (re: unpaid summer intern) go and smooth out the hard cut cock into a rather disappointing bulge; which makes the pants far less appealing (though more suitable for the viewing public). They also darkened the trousers from battleship gray to more of a Davy’s gray which just won’t work at all—not this fall.