Blindfold Your Kids! Gay Porn Is Infesting Our Schools!

Michael Lucas was right—porn is entering the mainstream. In fact,m it’s become so mainstream that you just can’t send your kids to school without exposing them to lots of hardcore gay porn. Don’t believe us? Here’s two stories that prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
First:

A Pennsylvania high school thought they were getting a presentation on how to give blood, instead explicit porn popped up on the screen to burn all those young and innocent eyes.

Okay, they were 17- and 18-year-olds, but still, porn in your assembly isn’t exactly what your hard-earned tax dollars should be paying for, right?

Apparently a Central Blood Bank employee was storing some hardcore gay porn on his flash drive, and clicked on the wrong file when starting the presentation. About 30 seconds of porn was shown to the Norwin High School senior class before it was shut down.

A letter was sent home to the parents apologizing for the incident.

But this isn’t the first time an adult brought his porn to school.

Earlier this year in New Mexico, a teacher had taped a History Channel show over a porno tape, but apparently not completely. While Cliff High School students were learning about the 1919 Treaty of Versailles, some people doing the nasty slipped into the presentation. I’m sure they’ll all remember how that negotiation went down.

Then secondly:

Firefighters combating a small blaze caused by a malfunctioning heating unit in an elite public school in southwestern Moscow uncovered a stash of pornographic materials in the director’s office, RIA-Novosti reported Monday.

The materials, mostly gay porn videos and dildos, were stored in a hidden room accessible only by the 59-year-old director, Yury Zavalsky, Lifenews.ru reported.

But Zavalsky said the items belonged to his nephew. He did not say why they had been stored in the school.

Um… why would Zavalsky stash his nephew’s gay porn at his place of full-time employment? Doesn’t his gay nephew have a mattress to hide it under? Maybe Uncle Zavalsky was “keeping it” for the youngster so he could “keep it safe.” We’d say that firefighters should have looked for crusty napkins around the porn, but they probably went up in the blaze