Top 10 QComments

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QC has the smartest readers in the gay porn blogosphere. Don’t believe us? Just check out clever things QueerClickers had to say about race, gay-for-pay, God, and dead porn stars in our Top 10 QComments.
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Jake Cruise has continued his “Be Jake for a Day” promotion where he pairs horny older guys with stunning porn stars. This time around he’s gotten Alex Stantin a guy who looks a lot like Jake to give some oral action to Zeb Atlas. Even though some readers taste sour grapes everytime they see Mr. Cruise or gay-for-pay Atlas, SJ likes what he sees:

I actually think this is really awesome! I wish more studios would consider having a real guy hookup with their dream stud on camera! This makes me understand better what Jake Cruise is about. The Every-Man having sex with amazing guys. Hate on Zeb all you want, I wouldn’t turn down sex with him and his muscles for anything…

Neither would we SJ! In fact we were super-jazzed back when Atlas finally agreed to fuck Adam Killian. And as for Jake Cruise, we hope we keep getting as much ass as he does until our golden years—you can do some freaky deaky things with a wheelchair, cane, and adjustable bed.
Talking about gay-for-pay, Juliano happened upon an older post of ours entitled Straight Porn for Gays? an article that touches closely on our discussions about straight-for-pay gay porn stars. Juliano feels totally OK with gay guys fucking women. In fact, he’s more than OK with it; it positively makes him moist.

Very goog… I’m gay… but i just like to see man fucking woman on movies because it exciting me more than to see gay ones… It don’t care if the actor is gay or straight… insted i really would like to see more gay actors fucking women on movies it’s very hot. We have a lote of hot gay actors that could make straight movies even if were just for money. Too see a hot gay man fuking a woman is very very very hottttt!!!

Va Bballfan also saw something he liked this last week, Randy Blue’s Dean Wildwood. With his thick beautiful cock, his well-defined body, and his hairy willing hole what’s not to like? Va Bballfan agrees. Not only does he agree, he’s got an entire fantasy planned out in his horny little dreams too:

I could do this hottie all night long – that hot little straight boy ass needs to get pounded relentelssly. That cock needs to get ridden until he comes uncontrollably. And I’d do it multple times. Of course with a body like that and with the way he plays with his hot hairy hole I doubt that he is straight – at minimum bi and probably gay. And with the way he plays with that hot hole it sure looks like it’s been fucked a number of times.

Only Wildwood’s “girlfriend” knows how much he enjoys assplay for sure, but a little assplay doesn’t make you gay, y’know? Well… unless your girlfriend has an index finger the size of a small dick… or a strap on. In those cases it makes you gay as fuck. Just saying’…
We love it when our international readers QComment too, especially when our posts feature an international mix of studs like Calvin Klein’s multi-culti underwear ad featuring Kellan Lutz, Mehcad Brooks, Fernando Verdasco and Hidetoshi Nakata. The studly men reminded Kyle why he loves CK so much in delightfully broken English:

Advertisement nothing but the certain, there airbrush. No Photo shop men Cum on! Do actually see Jocks as these Cocks. Cruising? I thought, not’ still great get you. Aroused still besides package be complete. Man beyond the …goodies prove it to me! By providing passionate sex! Calvin this why I purchase your garments. To entise during foreplay; ads is okay! But glossy condom hey got hot that’t reason. I’m writing which men actually look this good. I’ll be so pre-occupied QC would preview later!

Although it sounds like Kyle put the words into a drunk computer translator, we still love it. Not only does it show the language diversity of our QCommunity, but it beats the Russian and Spanish spambots who regularly try to post QComments.


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The political views of gay conservative Brit-American blogger Andrew Sullivan definitely raise the hackles of some. Knowing this, we decided to post his thoughts on aging and faith. Sullivan basically agrees that aging sucks but he has faith that he’ll live a good life nevertheless and it has inspired him to throw away his boxes of Rogaine and Just for Men. Meanwhile Sullivan’s thoughts inspired QC regular Shoco to throw away his conventional views of a chaste and faithful God:

“a greater and deeper relationship with God”. Man, God is such a polygamous slut. I mean, if you count all the people who have a deep relationship with him (her?), I’m surprised that answering machine of his isn’t overflowing with all those calls he has to make, and all the promises he has to keep (not to mention all the birthdays and anniversaries he has to remember…) no wonder you have to be super-being to not lose track of all that…

GASP! Well, that explains the Mormons (whose home state consumes the most porn by the way). Who knew God was such a promiscuous slut? We probably should have. After all, he once forcibly impregnated a married woman without her permission. They say we’re all made in God’s image and a lot of us like sleeping around, so get on your knees and praise Him (or Her).
Another clever reader lycan noticed something odd when he saw Gavin Waters in the latest Circle Jerk Boys post:

what happened to the guy’s ass in photo#7??? attn: photoshopdisasters

Does poor Gavin suffer from skin discoloration, is he the victim of bad tanning, is it really a Photoshop disaster, or is lycan just crazy? We zoomed into a picture of Gavin’s butt a few hundred percent but we didn’t see anything. Can you?
But while lycan was busy looking at bottoms, Tony occupied himself by looking at the dick of Andy at English Lads Training Partners. Tony likes big dicks, but there’s also a downside:

Guys like Andy make me jealous. My dick is 6×5 and all these big dicks make me feel small. It hasn’t helped that my last two boyfriends were in the 8×6 range and my current is bigger than that.

First off lycan, you should love your wiener no matter its size (either that or find someone who does). Second off, where are you meeting your boyfriends (especially your current one)? We want the location or web address. How selfish keeping hung studs all to yourself!
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And lastly we have 3 QueerClickers who disagreed with our QCoverage. Earlier this week we sounded the alarm about porn infiltrating our public schools, citing two cases of school officials who got caught with their pants down. Our headline read, “Blindfold Your Kids! Gay Porn Is Infesting Our Schools!!” But Sezo says not to worry because public school kids get exposed to porn ALL THE TIME:

thats nothing new and who cares? i remember in high school, kids would watch porn in their homeroom computers and I remember once in computer class somebody from a previous class installed hardcore porn pics as screen savers on all the computers. I also remember during grade school walking home and finding a porn mag on the side walk. porn/sex is everywhere and everyone is bound to (accidentally) discover it. whats the deal?

A lot of conservative parents freak out about schools teaching sex education and opt to teach their kids the miracle of birth at home using a caulking gun, meat puppets and an exploding watermelon. But we’d prefer our kids learn about hardcore anal intercourse from school rather than from some no-goodnik in an ice cream truck.
Many of you joined us in salivating of Chaos Men’s Kieron this week—he’s currently second in our weekly Pole Position. The copywriter for Kieron wrote “He’s got all that gorgeous Asian skin tone and facial structure from his Chinese side, and his 6’2″ body and 8.5″ cock from his Polish side! As he states in his interview, most girls are surprised by how big his cock is, given the typical Asian stereotype.” And that was like a cock slap in the face to jefferson as well as a few of our other readers:

what the fuck, could this get anymore offensive. i’m not even asian and i’m offended by this comment.

Rightfully so. Kieron made a joke about girls being impressed with his prick despite his Asian persuasion and while our QCopywriter meant to highlight Kieron’s international physicality (Asian and Polish? Hot!) he ended up making an offensive faux pas—totally our bad. In our defense however QC Asians does feature countless pictures big-dicked Asian studs whose cocks come from nowhere but the East. It’ll blow your stereotypes right out of the water!
And last, a heavy topic. Nil Street went back into the QC archives to find the collage we posted for Active Duty’s Randy when he passed away. Our collage included scenes of him doing what we loved him for—having sex with men—but Nil Street and at least one other QCommenter found the pictures in very bad taste:

I completely agree with Steve. If you are to commemorate somebody who died this way, just don’t do it. This is utterly disturbing. For the uptenth time, Qc is deceiving and deserve no congratulations. What a bad idea that was. You should be ashamed, seeing as these pictures are still up so many months after being called upon that disrespectful gesture of yours. Qc is now dead to me. That was the last straw.

We’re always sorry to lose a reader, but in this instance we decided to commemorate Randy recounting his past work instead of hiding it away. While we mourn his passing, we don’t find his sex work tarnishes his good memory in any way and we hope other readers feel the same.
Thanks as always to all our great QCommenters! We can’t wait to recount our next batch of sexcellent QComments. Until then, keep on QClickin’!!!

Sep 27, 2010 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment