The Filthiest Towel Commercial Ever

First off, we didn’t even know towel commercials existed. Second off, we’ve never had our hair look as good as this guy’s when exiting the shower. Third, we actually like holding strange men’s balls, rubbing them all over our faces, and sniffing them but this commercial makes it seem gross somehow. Like they basically took a low-hanging wrinkly pair of Truck Nuts, added pubes and then had this guy put a curly hair in his mouth. If they were at least still connected to a guy, this would have been the hottest towel commercial ever. As it is though, it’s still definitely the gayest.