Paragon Men: Ivan Lamal

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Beautiful blond Ivan is back! Lifeguard fantasies are kicking into overdrive with this gorgeous Baywatch babe with his hard body, cut abs, surfer lips, golden treasure trail. Need we go on? Everything about Ivan screams: save me, I’m drowning!
Ivan’s fantasy? It involves breasts (he’s a huge fan of huge knockers) and a pot of honey. He is from Germany – ancestral home of the big breasted. We can’t spell the region he’s from – we’d google it, but our keyboard just got sticky!

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23 Feb 11 By Dave 4 Comments

QC FYI: Banana Spider Bites Cause Raging Hard-ons

QC FYI: Banana Spider Bites Cause Raging Hard-ons
If you suffer from a fear of spiders, we may have the cure! What if instead of hideously poisoning you, spider bites just gave you an insane boner? Well that’s just what the Brazilian banana spider does!
Its scientific name is phoneutria nigriventer, or as we like to pronounce it shamma-lamma-ding-dong. It’s about the size of a post-coital pack of cigarettes and tends to pop up on banana plantations, transport ships, and packing crates at your local Whole Foods.
The spider doesn’t bite very often—a University of Washington arachnoid expert says there’s only 7,000 documented bites with just 10 measly deaths—but the spider is still a jerk. It likes to wander around at night and hide during the day in your car and shoes. Plus its bite hurts like a bitch. But if you do get bitten, hold onto your panties because that where THE REAL FUN BEGINS!!!
A chemical component of the spider’s venom causes priapism (ie. awesome boners). If a Brazilian banana spider bites you, you’ll end up with an erection lasting several hours. Granted, this erection can be very uncomfortable, especially at the dinner table, and it can even result in impotence. But scientists are currently studying the toxin because it has proven to grant magical boners to men unaffected by Viagra!
So the next time you think about squashing a spider in your home, think about whether it could give you a penis of the Gods!!! And then squash it.

23 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Randy Blue: Alexander and Nicco

Randy Blue: Alexander y Nicco
Alexander Kudrov and Nicco Sky are so different from one another. Not only fiscally, Nicco is more experienced while Alexander is still really new. Nicco has his gorgeous Latino features with that delicious honey brown skin, deep dark eyes and fiery passion while Alexander is all blonde hair and blue eyes, with an innocent manner that you just want to see be corrupted by some hot sweaty mansex.

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22 Feb 11 By rick 3 Comments

Top 10 QComments

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From deadly dicks and blurry pics to Iraq vets and bareback sex, the QComment boards sizzled this week. We picked out the 10 best QComments for you to enjoy and discuss here. Why? Because the QConversation just isn’t any fun without you!
But first let us address some in-house business. In the Paragon Men post with Mark DeSantos, QCommenter hemingway said, “stop with the shaving of pubes PLS. Also queerclick, i HATE your new format- its gonna make me go t anther site every mrning instead of urs.” Shorty stepped up and said, “@hemingway: I don’t see how you can say you don’t like the format without specifying why. Personally, I like it just fine.” Alex also shared his appreciation by saying, “I like the new QC format. It took too long to load the site the old way.”
We really appreciate the input of ALL our QCommunity and Editor D made sure to take the time to thank our supporters and address hemingway’s concerns:

Thanks @short @alex! =)) We’ve received alot of encouraging feedback from our readers since the changeover. No doubt there will always be resistance to changes, but that’s to be expected. We believe the new layout – bigger images, shorter and punchier landing page, faster loading main page – are all constructive improvements. For those who are not that inclined or motivated to even click on the mouse for the expanded posts (which are bigger and meatier) – I can only wish them the best.

The QCommenting fun continues after the jump!

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22 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Toilet Slave Danny at StraightHell on QCX

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At StraightHell, tattooed straight mechanic Danny has been caught sniffing pants like a dirty little pervert. He’s being taught a stern lesson in servitude by Adrian who has turned the cocky fucker into his personal toilet slave. First he makes Danny lick out his dirty asshole. The disgusted hetero boy resists with all his might but with Adrian tugging on the painful nipple clamps Danny finally pushes his tongue out and gets right in there.
More “Toilet Slave Danny at StraightHell” on QCX.

22 Feb 11 By Laam 4 Comments

Was The King’s Speech Filmed On A UK Naked Men Porno Set?

Was The King's Speech Filmed On A UK Naked Men Porno Set?
Have you seen The King’s Speech? What?!! You haven’t? Why, it’s only up for a mere TWELVE Academy Awards and managed to snag a piddly SEVEN BAFTAs (the Bitch-Ass Fabulous Trophy Award… very prestigious). Well now the Oscars and the Bitch-Asses will have to come up with a new category for most versatile setting because it looks like key scenes of the award-winning movie were filmed in the same smut hole as scenes from UK Naked Men.
Don’t believe us? There’s more proof after the jump!

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22 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 27 Comments

NextDoorStudios: Diego

Next Door Male: Diego
No skinny bag of bones here, Diego is all man and all muscle. Watch as he stretches and flexes his ample muscles, undressing and caressing himself in a shady clearing in the woods. Then watch as he breaks out the penis pump and extends his most coveted body part: the one in his pants.
Don’t forget with your NextDoorPass you get access to all sites including Next Door Buddies, Mason Wyler, Next Door Twink, TommyDXXX, Next Door Male, Next Door Hookups & Cody Cummings, and the newly launched official sites for Rod Daily, Trystan Bull, Marcus Mojo, Samuel O’Toole and Austin Wilde.

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22 Feb 11 By Jo 9 Comments