Top 10 QComments

From deadly dicks and blurry pics to Iraq vets and bareback sex, the QComment boards sizzled this week. We picked out the 10 best QComments for you to enjoy and discuss here. Why? Because the QConversation just isn’t any fun without you!
But first let us address some in-house business. In the Paragon Men post with Mark DeSantos, QCommenter hemingway said, “stop with the shaving of pubes PLS. Also queerclick, i HATE your new format- its gonna make me go t anther site every mrning instead of urs.” Shorty stepped up and said, “@hemingway: I don’t see how you can say you don’t like the format without specifying why. Personally, I like it just fine.” Alex also shared his appreciation by saying, “I like the new QC format. It took too long to load the site the old way.”
We really appreciate the input of ALL our QCommunity and Editor D made sure to take the time to thank our supporters and address hemingway’s concerns:

Thanks @short @alex! =)) We’ve received alot of encouraging feedback from our readers since the changeover. No doubt there will always be resistance to changes, but that’s to be expected. We believe the new layout – bigger images, shorter and punchier landing page, faster loading main page – are all constructive improvements. For those who are not that inclined or motivated to even click on the mouse for the expanded posts (which are bigger and meatier) – I can only wish them the best.

The QCommenting fun continues after the jump!

Another QClicker Sean looked at the blurred faces on Authentic Footballers’ Maxi and Benjamin and asked, “Why even show these guys? We gay men are not this desperate. I can look at tons of hot naked guys on this very site that show their faces. These guys are not even that hot and they look like they smell.”
First off, the guy in the white undies is fit as hell and once you see his face, you’ll think he’s handsome as well. Second off, not all the guys with faces on QC are as hot as these footballers. And third, of course they smell—they smell like cut grass, sweaty jerseys, and musky balls; in short, they smell like athletes… and that smell is like a sweet cologne to some of us. But the owner of Authentic Footballers himself weighed in on the QConversation to explain why we blur the faces:

With full respect to Sean’s opinion, we thank QC for blurring the player’s faces. Persuading true footballers (believe it or not, they all are authentic footballers) to show themselves naked and jerking off is a tough, expensive work. So, one of the things we do is not to commercialize our site in their countries of residence, mainly southamerican. But the huge popularity of QC is global, so it’s really important for them to blur the faces. If you live anywhere but South America just click the QC pics and faces are discovered. Including hot free preview videos. They are worth the click, believe us 😛 Thanks for commenting!

We love Authentic Footballers and we’d hate for them to have to pull their beautiful men just to protect their identities, so we play hide and seek with their faces—and believe us, finding them is usually a worthwhile prize indeed!
That being said, it’s often that our readers don’t agree with our content. Take Scott for instance. When we announced that blowjobs cause cancer, Scott was having none of it. His proof? Ahem… personal experience:

BS! I’ve sucked more dicks than I can even begin to count, and not come down with anything of such. And I’ve never heard of even one case of any gay man I’ve known to ever be infected either. I think it could just be a ploy to scare us into not having sex. I haven’t had any in a good long while, and have been craving some lately, but it will be a cold day in hell before I would totally give up sex just because some so-called professional decided to come up with some nonsense as that. Where’s the proof?

Just so everyone knows, the proof is a 2007 study in the so-called “New England Journal of Medicine,” which is kinda like this website except with “doctors” talking about medical experiments instead of porn stars taking dicks in their butts. It’s very highbrow and apparently well-respected amongst those egghead braniac doctors; but what do they know with their “facts” and their “science” and their “medical degrees in human pathology”? Bunch of joy killers is what they are.

We also had a couple of really great QConversations this week too! When we asked readers if a handicapped soldier was indeed Sean Cody’s Owen, some people expressed sympathy for Owen and disgust for the Iraq invasion, while others found it odd that an injured soldier would continue to hunt deer (bad karma much?). A few others hoped Sean Cody might set up a donation fund for Owen and his fans declared their undying love with hopes that Owen might even continue starring in porn. Personally, we’re all for good, hot porn for the handicapped that ISN’T just an amputee fetish. The QComments section became a bit of a war zone too; you really should read it for yourself. But SteveDenver hit a pitch-perfect sentiment that expressed support for the soldier and disappointment with the horrors of war:

The cost of war is horrifying and the ongoing cost paid by soldiers is immense. It is abhorrent that world leaders and military hierarchy play “games” with lives.

Hopefully “Owen” will get the help he deserves, the military’s care for those who have sacrificed their bodies and minds has been shameful. As an honorably discharged vet, I salute Owen’s service. What beautiful legs to have sacrificed.

Well put, SteveDenver! And can we just say that we love having regular QCommenters like him and euan, Shoco, and KnuttyBud. You can always depend on them to add intelligence and wit to any QConvo, even if you disagree with them… especially if you disagree with them.
Talking about Corbin Fisher, when we posted a story about their litigious anti-piracy campaign, everyone had a bunch to say. But xxxdude72401 provided a great analysis, pointing out the limitations of their hunt for pirate IP addresses, a possible solution to curb illegal downloading, and a glimpse into the future of gay porn. Let’s all gaze into his crystal ball:

Apparently Corbin Fisher has never heard of a proxy server, tor, or dark nets. I’m sorry but they charge way too much for their products, especially when there is so much free stuff out there just on the “tube” sites alone.

They need something that is a mix of iTunes and Netflix but for porn instead. That way they can have their DRM (even though digital rights management technology doesn’t work in the long-run) and they can go from being a low-volume, high cost product to a high volume, low cost product. If I had the connections with porn studios, I would do it myself. The technology is ready all that needs to happen is for the porn studios to be willing to seed some control to a “neutral” third-party. Seeding some control will be better than bankruptcy.

With all the sexting that is going on it won’t be much longer until there is another culture shift and people/young adults/teens start having sex and just releasing it online for free. Bye, bye “amateur” sites. After that bored college kids will up their production values just for the hell of it. We already see this trend beginning with people like the Maverick Men and others who start amateur and free and move on up.

We also knew there’d be some good QConversation when we asked if HIV+ porn star Mason Wyler should do barebacking porn. In fact, the topic has been burning up the innerwebs. QCommenter Joey made an interesting point about how mainstream porn doesn’t openly address HIV+ actors and wondered whether Mason can safely perform in bareback porn:

After all the discrimination Mason was objected to after his outing as HIV-positive, this is a strong statement by Dark Alley Media against the stigmatization of HIV-positive people. I guess most of the people commenting would prefer HIV-positive people refrain from sexual activities at all. Or would you have sex with someone HIV-positive? Assuming that Mason takes his antiretrovial medication, he would be almost non-infectious to his sexual partners, wether they are poz or neg. Is that irresponsible too?

We’re not HIV-experts, but we’re pretty sure that while low-viral loads reduce the chances of transmission during sex, it’s still not a 100% thing. Even sex with HIV+ partners can transmit new strains of the virus between partners. We’re all for creating positive portrayals HIV+ sexuality, especially since there’s NO WAY that Mason is the only HIV+ porn star. But we can’t really see a bunch of stars coming forward and admitting their status and then starring in an all HIV+ porn shoot, especially since that would relegate them to solo scenes and the likes of Dark Alley and Treasure Island Media. It seems like HIV also kills mainstream porn careers too. But is that discrimination or just smart business? Please discuss!

Did you check out the QComments section of Muscle Hunks: Papi Palermo? If you did, let us just say this: Shame on all of you! You guys are bitches. Not a single QComment praised Papi for his psychotically ripped physique, his brick-crushing buttcheeks, or his rigid uncut member. Personally, we’d love to have him tear us apart in bed, but the rest of you… not so much. OK, OK, OK… so he’s no Paddy O’Brian. But james cruel and hilarious QComment took the cake:

The complete opposite of aesthetic, this guy is disgusting in every single way. I am not being just a superficial cunt, but the hair, the steroids, the skin, come on guys, You use photoshop all the time, here is a good chance to demonstrate photoshop skills

You beasts! OK, so we laughed too. Really, why did they choose that crazy picture of him all cross-eyed? jgallo69 found another porn star to poke fun at, Muscle Hunks: Benjamin Jackson:

Someone got an “A+” in their “Introduction to Pouting” class at the Gay Porn Modeling Academy!

He certainly did know how to work that pout, but he’s no Michael Lucas—that man is Queen of the Zoolander Pouts. However, the most interesting QComment battle based on a model’s looks happened when euan said about BadPuppy’s Alex Andrews, “He’d be hot if he weren’t too evidently effeminate.” He was commenting on Alex’s pink and purple briefs, his poses where he showed off his ass, seductively fingered his hole while moaning, and turned himself out like a hot fuckslut. QCommenter Jon replied, “euan, go suck a dick,” and Juke said, “… takes one to know one !!” Then euan shot back with this:

Those who have a problem with being called effeminate should either act their gender regardless of their sexuality, or be as they are but deal with audience reaction when they choose to put themselves forward as models.

Those who are seized with an urge to claw the eyes out of anyone who does not share their tastes are worse than merely effeminateーyou’d be giving a Brooklyn sistah fighting for her spot on the corner a run for her money.

If we may throw in our two cents (because who’s gonna stop us), as Julie Andrews said in Victor-Victoria “Your problem… is that you have a preoccupation with stereotypes.” Being forced to “act your gender” creates repressed people. Who says that wearing pink and purple undies and fingering your bung with a “come hither” look is “feminine”? We know lots of hot masculine men who coo like a pidgeon when we rub our cocks against their backsides and lots of lisping, limp-wristed men who can throw a big dick up your butt with gusto. As for fighting like a hooker on a Bushwick street corner, that sort of behavior transcends gender.

Lastly, in one of a recent Caption This! competition richard gave some props to fellow QCommenter thinkgeek who saw our picture of an obese rugger as a chance to quote the Bonnie Tyler song, “”Holding Out for a Hero.” richard felt inspired and made his own funny lyrics. They fit the rhyme and meter of the original song and make a great bear anthem!

Where have all the chasers gone

Of men with chubby bods?

Where’s the boys who love the men

Who fight to see their rods?

Can’t I get a hot twink with a bubble ass to feed?

Late at night I wallow and squirm and dream Of what I need

I need a queerhole!

I’m holding out for a queerhole ’til no matter how late

He’s gotta be strong

But he can’t be too fast

And he’s gotta support all my weight

I need a queerhole!

I’m holding out for a queerhole ’til the morning light

He’s gotta be sure

And it’s gotta be soon

Don’t even care if he has a wife

And with that, we’ll bid you adieu. But thanks as always to all our fabulous QCommenters. Keep on posting and we’ll be happy to share the next round here!