Porn Break: This Independence Day, Scott Baio Says Put It In The Wrong Hole

America’s founding fathers fought the Revolutionary War so that US citizens would have the freedom to stick it in any hole they like. But even still, some folks still feel shy about tossin’ a ball park frank up someone’s dugout. Scott “Charles in Charge” Baio knows how you feel. His buddy just ruined a perfectly good date by sticking it in “the wrong hole.” Freedom can be scary, especially when the “wrong hole” feels so right. But will Baio’s pal go balls deep or stay defeated on his duff?