Porn Break: Your Worst Nightmare

I honestly can’t decide how to feel about these pictures. On the one hand, I think every guy’s worst nightmare is that some trick has saved his semen and sits in a dark room, staring at the walls. On the other hand, those condoms make some pretty incredible decorations. Martha Stewart would be so proud.

I do have some questions for this young lady: Does her decorum follow standard condom expiration dates? What does she use for drapes? How does she explain them to new sex partners? Do they pose any health risks to her pets? Inquiring minds want to know!