Introducing the QC RoundUp

Hey QueerClickers! Thank RuPaul/Paul Ryan/Ryan Gosling/Joan Crawford/whatever goddess you pray to that the week is finally over. This week, we’re starting a new thread, which we’re dubbing our QC RoundUp. Admit it, this is even more awesome than the the time Regina George punched you in the face.
As the week winds down, we want to take a break from our regularly scheduled programming (cocks, abs, lube, etc) to look back at some comments and tweets you guys made about cocks, abs, lube, etc. A small-scale “week in rewind” feature. Plus, we want to hand over the comment thread here to you; do with it whatever you want. Especially if what you want involves posting awkwardly-lit cock pictures. Or, I guess you can give us your two cents about these (sure to be hilarious and deeply meaningful) posts, complain about your dipshit coworkers, or brag about some particularly great and sleazy sex you had involving rusty nails and a neck tattoo. We’re imagining a smutty pub-type setting in which you can have a drink and unwind with your fellow QueerCitizens. You know, like any gay bar on the planet after 2am. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky.

This week in New Followers, we’ve stumbled on a strange neighborhood in the Twitterverse that’s occupied by a healthy mix of Harry Potter-themed accounts and porn stars. Bizarre as fuck, sure, but do you know what this means?! We’re one step closer to the eventual orgasm explosion that would be a scene between Daniel Radcliffe and that ginger that plays Ron. Maggie Smith’d probably get her jollies off by watching. Maggie Smith does whatever the fuck she wants.

That is because Daddy hates you when you whine like a little bitch.

— Hecate Malfoy (@AvadaKedavraILY) January 20, 2013

Um, Hell yeah! 😉 #SLURP RT @queerclickDo you think Michael has what it takes to be a porn star? bit.ly/Yo8k8T

— Hunter Buck (@HottieMcHotStuf) February 12, 2013

Hot scene with @xjoshlong in South Beach all wrapped up. Now it’s time to catch my flight back to subzero temperatures twitter.com/AaronShepardXX…

— Aaron Shepard (@AaronShepardXXX) February 5, 2013

Welcome to Planet Unicorn, guys. Check ’em out, tweet ’em, and make some new friends among this motley assortment of new readers. A nice combination of sexy and bizarre, don’t you think? Plus, who doesn’t have a giant crush on Aaron Shepard?

Our Favorite Comments from the week come from a number of different posts.
First up, some readers diagram the secret etymology of our second favorite lube


And JasonMac shares an online faux pas in response to Colby Keller’s advice


Want to be QC famous? Better sharpen your wit and get a-tweetin’. I’ll make you a star, baby. A star!