PataPORN With Chinpoko!!!
Spring is here, but it’s always summer at QueerClick! That explains all the hot men and my sweaty palms. Even if you live south of the equator, bust out your shades and your sluttiest swim trunks because I’m about to turn up the heat with some sizzling sex, a shady porn star giving poolside blowjobs and some incredible bi-racial scenes that are so hot, you’ll need oven mitts just to watch ’em. Now grab the sunblock and a towel because it’s time to jump into PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
NextDoorBuddies: James Jamesson and Markie More
RATING: FIVE OUT OF FIVE STARS – CUMWORTHY!
After James Jamesson (sporting a freshly shorn chest) unsuccessfully tries to stay awake while waiting for his lover to arrive on a delayed flight, said lover (a muscular and lean-bodied Markie More) comes in, strips to a revealing pair of grey briefs and rouses James awake with some tender nipple licking and a beej — James’ cock already standing at full attention.
Markie isn’t the best at giving head when he starts off, but there’s something about the slow, determined way he goes about it that got me hard as fuck, especially while he’s wearing those briefs that show off his hot bod and ass. Plus, James’ dick is pretty fucking big and he’s in fantastic shape, just laying back while Markie shows his dick some TLC — it’s the sort of scene that’ll make you wanna go out and suck a dick too, especially when Markie starts deep throating it; it’s just that hot!
As Markie sits down reverse-cowgirl style on James’ dong, we see that he’s got a nice schlong of his own. Watching it bob up and down while his muscular body rides James is mesmerizing. At this point the camera zooms in real close to Markie’s undercarriage and we learn three things: 1) Markie has ingrown crotch hairs from all his pube-shaving, 2) his penis head has a beauty mark and 3) James’ balls are two different colors: peach and splotchy red. Interesting…
The dirty talk lines like “Gimme your hole,” “You like that?” and “I missed you” fall flat. It woulda been hotter if they’d just kept to moaning or if James actually caressed his lover’s body, but he mostly sits back and lets Markie do all the work. After a bit, James flips Markie over and kisses him (which is nice), but it’s only a ploy so he can sink his big fat dick into Markie’s tender hole as he lays on his back. You’ll love it when James starts pulling his dick way out and then using all his body weight to sink his thick, hard cock repeatedly into Markie.
James also has a nice ass, making the sex a double-pleasure to watch. Markie gets a good thorough fucking and his moans made me pre-cum super hard, PATA, PATA, PATA!!! It’s at this point that I came. Markie’s pained expression as James relentlessly teases and slams his hole was just way too hot to keep it in, wow! And if that weren’t enough, James takes Markie doggy-style for some even better facial expressions and moaning.
In the end, James spurts an ample load over Markie’s backside and flips Markie over so that Markie can sploot onto his own muscular belly. The two then cuddle. In this case, slow and steady definitely won the race.
FUCK YEAH – The initially slow pace of the sex actually makes this scene sizzle, plus the fucking is great. James really shows off why he’s one of the best tops in the biz.
FUCK NO – While there could have been a bit more touching between the two, that’s just nit-picking really. It’s a very hot scene, even with the small bits of needless dialogue.
Titan Men: Jay Bentley & Tom Wolfe
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 STARS – FULLY-ERECT
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that there’s a way more white guys than black guys in gay porn. As a result, I like to make sure to give black porn actors their due and Jay Bentley certainly deserves some praise. Jay and Tom are both in excellent shape in this video and Jay does a phenomenal job of keeping Tom hard and horny throughout their scene.
Tom jumps out of the pool with a boner to discover Jay reclining on a poolside bed (also with a boner). Perfunctory kissing occurs before Jay gets down to suck on Tom’s hanging meat. Hungry for pole, Jay deep throats Tom’s swollen rod over and over even as Tom pushes Jay’s head all the way on it — Jay rarely gags, what a trooper! He’s the perfect example of what a cocksucker should be.
After sucking cock for nine-minutes straight, Tom puts Jay on the bed and starts blowing him. Jay’s dick is actually bigger than Tom’s, but Tom does an excellent job deep-throating and happily sucking on the monster. Man oh man, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen mutual cock-sucking this hot. It’s also nice — in a world where most gay porn scenes show only the top getting blown by the bottom — to see the bottom getting some A-plus service. It makes the inevitable fucking even tastier.
Tom gives Jay’s ass some serious dicking and Jay takes it like a pro. He doesn’t stay hard during Tom’s deep repeated thrusts, but his sweaty focused face shows just how much he enjoys Tom totally taking his hole. Jay then straddles Tom to take his dick in the cowgirl position, Tom’s hands getting a good grasp on Jay’s beautiful bub-bub-bub-bub-bubble butt; Jay’s hard-on bounces with every thrust.
The men then change positions, with Tom standing while Jay gets fucked sideways and half-off the bed. The shots are alright, but we get less of the hard intensity that the previous positions provided. Either way, both men end up ka-blooing cum into their fists while jerking themselves off. Obligatory kissing precedes a final great shot of both their asses before they both jump into the pool. Well done, boys!
BLACK KNIGHTS – Both men really give it their all in this video — hard dicks, dedicated blowjobs and beautiful bodies delivering an overall hot fuck.
WHITE FLIGHTS – The scene ends on a down note with an unappetizing position that shows off Jay’s limp cock while Tom mechanically churns his butt.
FREAK OF THE WEEK
Raging Stallion: Ray Han and Lance Luciano
First off, this is probably the most psychedelic image I’ve ever seen on QueerClick. Looking at it, I feel like I’ve dropped acid at some sort of Californian pool orgy. Whoa… I’m getting flashbacks to a summer that never actually existed. Groovy.
Secondly, who the heck wears sunglasses while giving head? I understand that it’s very sunny in California (especially if you drop acid while blowing guys near a pool), but still. It seems like something you would do only if you wanted to look like James Dean or if a porn director forced you to. Wouldn’t the sunlight bouncing off your glasses blind your partner?
Then again, maybe it’s protective eyewear in case Lance accidentally blows his load onto Ray’s face. Cum burns eyes, y’know? It hurts almost as much as looking into the sun. All I’m saying though is if a guy kept his shades on during actual sex, and we weren’t doing a “bad traffic cop” scenario, I’d probably never call him back — not hatin’, just statin’.
QUICK CUM SHOTS
There were so many great biracial scenes this week! Here’s just a small selection for those of you who like your coffee with cream.
NextDoorEbony: Sam Swift Fucks Derek Reynolds – My goodness, have you seen Sam Swift’s dick? It’s pretty large, and watching him use it on Derek Reynolds’ ass-mazing butt is a treat!
Randy Blue: Jay Lanford and Patrick Dunne – Watch as these two burly beasts get it on in a sexcellent flip-fuck session. It’s not even officially summer yet and the muscle-bears are already out to play!
Staxus: Chris Hollander and Alejandro Marbena – I have three words for you — huge black cock. Chris sucks on it and takes it deep, much to Alejandro’s (and your) enjoyment.
Cazzo Club: Edward Fox, Lucio Saints and Peto Coast – Two big-dicked white boys plow a brown boy from both ends in a breathtaking fuck scene from the always-hot Cazzo Club.
One last thing! Did you get a load of this week’s Sneaky Peek guy and Alex Mecum at Legend Men? I’d totally do them in the butt. Or have them do me. Either way, I’m ready and willing, gents. Can you hear me, fellas??!! Oh well, I’ll have to try and track down their Facebook pages or something so I can offer them my services. But while I do that, you should GET OUT THERE AND GET TURNED ON!
