Weird Sex Positions In Gay Porn That You Might Not Be Able To Pull Off In Real Life

These positions might be really tasty to watch but they also look like something that could break your bones when you attempt it. We don’t want to be that crazy boyfriend who wants to try all these awkward sex positions but if your partner is adventurous, might as well give your best to make your sex weirdly satisfying by imitating these versatile performers.

Let us see these sex positions that look incredibly sexy but might get you in trouble when you pull them off in real life. See them being performed by pros and contemplate if you can cross some of these off your bucket list.

Make a jump and tell us what you think of these brave sexual stunts. Do you have the courage to pull them off? Have you tried any of these positions? Tell us how it ends up in the comments below!

The Buck Blowjob

You and partner would have a full arm workout with this position

To start off, all these positions would require strength and for this one, your arms would be the focus regardless if you are the giver or the receiver. But can you imagine yourself receiving head with pleasure while trusting his two arms as your sole support through your legs? I bet it would be hard to focus if that’s the case.

Standing Up 69

Logan Moore & Allen King from Cocky Boys enjoying each other’s dicks

This is a classic one. It may look so simple but it’s hard to pull off in real life. Take note that this is something you can do while in foreplay but would you think this position is going to potentially take all your energy if you are the one lifting your partner? It looks like it is also going to make you dizzy when you are the one being lifted while giving your partner a head. Doesn’t it? I wonder if you still have the stamina for the “main event”.

Bumper Cars

Viktor Rom & Rico Fatale in Fuckermate

This one looks a bit plausibly easy in real life. But I bet you cannot try this if your partner is squeamish. Just imagine how your dick might possibly be bent while making its way in and out of your partner’s ass hole. It may not be that painful but some may find it hard to look at. What more when you ask them to try it. They might run away.

Suspended Congress

Men.com‘s Vadim Black & Zach Taylor improvising a lustful take on Suspended Congress

A position that’s inspired by “wall sex” but this time, it’s not only the top who carries all the weight. The bottom needs to work too. Not really sure how this would play out for the bottom but all I know is it could be very exhausting for him.

Ball Crusher

Douglas & Ethan from Sean Cody having the best(?) fucking session

To be honest, I cannot really think of a name here so I went for the obvious one. This looks really painful for the top’s balls. The continuous bumping might cause discomfort to the precious balls if not done right. I don’t know if this would really bring pleasure for both parties.

Stepping On Head While Fucking

Autin Wilde showing Parker Nolan who’s the boss in a scene on Guys In Sweatpants

Well, we know that it’s fun to be aggressive sometimes when you are a dominant top, hence the adjective. However, I’d rather be “choked in the neck” rather than my face being stepped on if I was the bottom here. The pressure of his cock pounding you and the force of his heavy foot on my cheeks are just too much when combined.

Basically Everything Diego Sanz Is Doing When He Wants To Show Off His Acrobatic Skills In Bed

Diego Sanz & Jimmy Fanz’ adventurous sex in Men.com

And finally, every Diego Sanz’ acrobatic stunts. Duh? It looks like he invented some of these impossible positions in porn. I hope he has insurance or hazard pay.

So what’s your favorite among all of this absurd sex positions done in porn? Tell us all your thoughts in the comments section below!