We already knew that Mad Men’s Jon Hamm has a fat hog that his trousers can’t contain. But it looks like the heifer is getting even more unruly as it threatens to attack his date and eat the cast and crew of his latest film project. Even Miss Piggy would give up Kermie to have a taste of his pork.
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Sexy Becks turns us on even off-field when he’s just changing in his tight undies. Just look at that delicious soccer ass (we’d love to bury our faces in it) and that bulge! His wife once said he has a dick like a tailpipe—after seeing these pics, we’re beginning to think his Armani underwear ads weren’t padded. Of course, we’d gladly take those undies off just to check for ourselves.
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Penn Badgley is a 23-year-old Gossip Girl actor who has got something worth gossiping about in his jogging shorts apparently.
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When you were younger did you ever secretly peek at guys when they were naked in the changing room? Sure we all did. There was the excitement of seeing a hot guy totally exposed and the adrenaline rush that you might get caught looking. That’s the same experience we have looking at videos on Sneakypeek where unsuspecting guys are filmed totally naked with hidden cameras. This video features a guy in a hotel room chilling out naked.
David Beckham yada, yada, soccer player, blah, blah. LOOK AT THAT BULGE!!!
You can see his actual uncut knob here and more of his lovely bulge here, here, here, here, and here (not that we’re obsessed or anything).
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We’ve already heard that Vinny from MTV’s Jersey Shore is hung like a watermelon, but what about his co-star “The Situation”? Some slag said he has a cock the size of a pinky, but that sounds like a smear campaign. It makes you wonder though, is a guy who calls himself “The Situation” overcompensating or is he just naturally cocky? Whether socks or cocks, we wanna see!
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Scissors Sisters’ frontman Jake Shears spends his shows strutting his stuff in lycra, leather, and fishnet stockings while the hot lights glare and his ass-mazing music blares. It’s no wonder he gets so sweaty that he has to strip down to a G-string in front of his audience—otherwise the sexbot would overheat, malfunction, and there’d be no more albums. So while most fans gladly took in the sight of Shears flaunting his furry ball sack during a live show, one man left absolutely mortified; the Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl. He’s now planning on suing everyone for $75 million for pain and mental anguish… everytime he closes his eyes, he has the image of Shears’ balls seered into his mind. Curse or blessing?
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Jake Shears cuts up on QC:
QCA Music Quickie: If You Want It Any Which Way, OMD and Scissor Sisters’ Have You Covered
Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Cuts Loose For Tetu Mag
Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Has A Rentboy Profile!
Everytime we see Ryan Reynolds, we hate Scarlet Johansson all over again, and feel sorry for Alanis Morisette.
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39-year-old American actor Jonathan Daniel Hamm plays the enigmatic advertising executive Don Draper in the AMC drama series Mad Men. In the series, he has a troubled past that he frequently covers up with scotch. But there’s something all the scotch in the world won’t cover up—the pork hiding in Hamm’s pants.
Seriously, that beast leans to the right it only get worse (or better) because Hamm apparently wears boxers. If you don’t watch Mad Men, his bulge might encourage you to start. And if you’re behind, you can catch up by watching the video below (NO SPOILERS, we promise).
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We already knew Joe Jonas has a fat bulge, but now he’s finally showing it off in a position we’d like to recreate with him in bed. That smooth body, that handsome face, and that big cock—no wonder he doesn’t mind sporting it out in public! And if he’s fit and flexible like that on the lawn, imagine how willing he’d be to try several tantric positions in bed—om guru deva!
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Enjoy more of Joe Jonas’ fat cock on QC:
Jonas’ Whale!
Hollywood-Xposed: Joe Jonas
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Lin Dan is a badminton player from China. Of Hakka ancestry, he has been nicknamed “Super Dan” (超级丹) by his fans. While some consider Lin as the greatest player of his generation, others hail him to be among the greatest of all time.
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During the 2009 Super Bowl, QC reader Ns8tiable1 sat on the sixth row of the 45-yard line and snapped this picture of Arizona Cardinal #29 Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie and his absolutely obscene bulge. “It is not touched or altered,” Ns8tiable1 assured us but we’d sure like to touch and alter Dominique’s bulge (with our mouths). Seriously, that is a fat hot piece of meat and we’re wondering whether the excitement of gameplay or the sexy Cardinals mascot got Rodgers-Cromartie all hot and bothered. Even though the Cardinals lost that game, this picture makes us feel like winners!
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Twilight heartthrob Kellan Lutz has already appeared in a CK undie ad, but he was alone. Now he’s come back with his three other hot multi-culti friends to represent the four elements in CK’s new Elements line. Lutz is earth, Mehcad Brooks is fire, Fernando Verdasco is water and Hidetoshi Nakata represents air.
Never before have we cared about about earth science as much as we do now. Maybe their powers combined will summon Captain Planet or just give every gay man in the world a boner. Either way, the world will be a happier place to live (and mouth men’s crotches through colorful, overpriced fabric).
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Kellan Lutz shakes his butt on QC:
Kellan Lutz Is Apparently Cutz
Twilight’s Kellan Lutz Shows Some Nut
Twilight’s Kellan Lutz’s Bulge
There’s nothing sexier than an experienced man with money and power, unless that man is Donald Trump. He’s looking a bit Oompa-Loompish these days with his orange face and a dowdy bulge in his pants. Which is it—Trump’s tower or the wadding of an extra absorbent adult pad? Depends.
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SAY MOOSE KNUCKLE!! We all know by now that Mr Crawford probably doesn’t like binding his family jewels in briefs. We’re not complaining. This time, he treats us to a pretty bulge courtesy of GQ Germany. Close ups after the jump.
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Admit it: you’re secretly in love with Adam Lambert. Yeah, that makes you feel like an American Idol obsessed 14-year-old girl, but there’s something about his glitter and sway… and that magnificent voice… that makes us wet and all tingly in uncomfortable ways. It’s OK, you’re not alone. Don’t fight it… just give in to the glamour!
We’ve got Glambert looking more stunning than ever in an insane get up that would make Freddy Mercury jealous. When he’s not busy dodging fan-tossed dildos and freaking parents out by getting fake blowjobs onstage, Lambert likes kissing boys with just the right amount of glitter makeup—like lube, too much is almost enough.
An now he’s got you hypnotized with his shiny pelvic pouch. It’s so beautiful that it hurts NOT to look at it. You don’t have to resist… zooooom in on that screen and lick your monitor. That’s right, become Glambert’s glitterslave. Because even though you’re expecting an evening of spaceboots, Aqua Net, and nipple glitter, Adam’s got more in tricks in his love-sack than mascara in his Kaboodles. Are you ready for the spotlight? You betta be, bizznitch.
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