Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to sleep with two brothers? Does dick size run in the family? Last month, Sean Cody introduced us to two hot brothers, Sam and Kieth, who are both smokin’ hot. The presence of a fraternal set of SC jerk-off scenes practically begs for comparison. Sure, these two share more than just a passing family resemblance, but you’re all dying to know how their custard chuckers measure up. Sam is the older brother, but is his dick bigger? I present to you a purely scientific investigation of brotherly cocks.
Few were surprised when Jacob (“Jake”) Dalton trounced the competition to easily win QueerClick’s Pole Position Hottest Olympic Gymnasts poll last August. Dude is hot — no argument.
What’s a mystery to me is why hardly anyone ever mentions Jake’s Team USA teammate Jonathan Horton, who, for my money, is just as sexy as Jake, if not more. While Jake has the sapphire blue eyes of a Davidoff model and the body of a, well, of an Olympic gymnast, the chunkier, stockier Jonathan has a more cornfed look, the kinda guy who lifts a lot of hay bales and buys himself a new pair of jeans maybe every other year, if he ain’t too busy on his X-Box.
For this week Nude BF of the Week we have a bad boy, or at least one that looks like a certified BB, oh, did we forget to mention that he’s also a sailor? This 23yo straight piece of heaven on earth is one lean mean sex machine, see for yourself!
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Holy Jailbait, Batman! It looks like Justin Bieber might be making the Zac Efron-style transition from twinky Hilary Swank lookalike to actual stud. The increasingly sexy singer — who is 18 now, by the way — has taken to strolling around in his underwear, and with a body like that, who can blame him? I’m imagining that like Zac Efron before him, this guy is going to fill out nicely in the next few years. What with his tattoo obsession and everything, Justin Bieber is poised to make the graceful leap from Tiger Beat to wet dream. Can you imagine what’s going on between his legs? I’m patiently waiting for his dick pic to surface.
A new Nude BF of the Week is here! This time a straight marine, “looking for a good time”, fills the bill to a tee. Fit body, handsome face and a jaw-dropping cock. What else one could ask to entertain ourselves until the next BF arrives?
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The only thing that we love more than a man in uniform is a man without his uniform! And it happens that our new Nude BF of the Week looks so damn good without his. The bars and stars in that towel don’t know how lucky they are as the contact with his beautiful skin and toned body is like heaven on earth. But it’s the million-dollar smile what secures the deal almost more than his attention-grabbing huge cock!
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In a moment of late-breaking and wildly important journalism, Ryan Gosling has finally gone on record about one of the most crucial topics of our modern era: his pecs. We’ve all done our fair share of staring and now the star finally breaks the silence. In an interview, he tells the Herald Sun, “My pecs are like pets.”
In light of his loss at the Golden Globes last weekend, let’s take a moment from our day to gaze longingly at pictures of Bradley Cooper. As though you needed an excuse. This will be especially helpful if you’re just having one of those days.
Since our previous Nude BF of the Week was one big tease, this time we went for the whole package and we think we found it in this 21yo straight marine. Owner of an impressive cock, and an even better ass, we instantly fell in love with him!
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Matt Bomer did a guest spot on Ryan Murphey’s The New Normal earlier this week, and we’re pleased to announce that he was shirtless almost the entire time. Between The New Normal and Magic Mike, we’re hard pressed to remember what exactly this guy looks like in a shirt, and we’d like to keep it that way.
You should know upfront that this week Nude BF of the Week is one big tease as he never reveals the goods BUT the little bit he shows, not only is promising, it’s freakin’ mouth-watering! That’s right, this 24yo Texan military guy id definitely Nude BF material!
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Somewhere a horse misses his cock! And we think xTuber cute-davey-boy has it! Always the skinny boys, innit? As you are about to discover this horny dude will work his massive junk (stick until the very end if you can, you’ll thank us) to unload a HUGE amount of cum!
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Good news, everyone: what they say about muscle dudes isn’t true. This stud gives us more than enough to work with. Plus, while we’re at it, take a look at that ass! The things we could do with it. The things!
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Whoops, we forgot to put the poll in the initial posting! That’s almost as big a tease as the GHD feature! Cast away, QueerClickers!
You guys have taken to this new feature in impressive numbers. This week brings us a beefy Indian guy with arms for days. What do you guys think? Is it true what they say about Indian guys? Are his muscles compensating for something? Put your detective skills to work and weigh in.
Since our Xmas wish came true with our last Nude BF of the Week we thought that a new one could give us the first kiss of 2013 at the New Year’s Party, and if we are lucky something more than just a kiss, if you know what we mean. After a careful selection we found Mr. Perfect in the form of this massively hung US Army dude! And who knows, if he does well in bed, who are we kidding that gorgeous cock of his looks like hours of guaranteed fun, we could settle for a year-long relationship!
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This is it people, the final leg in the epic post we started last week. A year in the making, more hot dudes than you can possibly count and the curated selection collecting the finest examples of what makes GuysWithiPhones such a unique corner of the web. On this entry, the second half of the year with two hunks per month, and as always, remember that if your favourite didn’t make the cut, his gorgeous butt is probably already parked at the Hall of Fame!
Head on past the break to feast your eyes!
