Hey surprise, Jake! We caught the hunky heartthrob, Jake Gyllenhaal, surfing QC, dick in one hand, double-clicking with the other! He’s staying tuned, repeatedly refreshing QueerClick to catch our upcoming new releases. And with the sensational developments coming out on QC very soon, we recommend you do the same. There’s always lots of hot sex on QC around the clock, of course. But we’ve got other surprises brewing at QCHQ just about ready to come to a head (tee-hee). While we won’t tell you what just yet, let’s just say that you may find yourself enjoying QC more than ever. Until then, stay close and refreshing that page, just like our erect boyfriend Jake here. More info soon!
If you’re a nine-year-old girl and reading this, thanks! We’re always happy to get new readers here at QueerClick, especially ones so young. Huh… no, wait… NO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, LITTLE GIRL?!!! Don’t you know this website is 98% throbbing cocks and hardcore buttsex? Why aren’t you on the Hannah Montana or Bratz page? Are your gay-porn loving parents even in the same room as you? Jesus Christ! Well, Chi Chi LaRue has got some words for you and your parents, you poor permanently scarred thing. She’s promoting the RTA (Restricted To Adults) label that websites can use to better restrict access of hardcore gay pornography by nine-year-old girls. Though we’re all for protecting kids or whatever, there’s something kinda disturbing about Chi Chi looking like Ronald McDonald in drag talking about kids and porn. And secondly, we’re wondering at what age it becomes OK for a “kid” to look at porn. We swiped our first gay porno mag when we were 12 and kept it until we shoplifted a new one at age 15. Kids are allowed to watch pro-wrestlers boot-stomp each other’s crotches from birth; same goes for explosions. So when’s it OK for little Janessica to start watching a pig bottom take a double penetration? We’d rather she learn it at home while her parents are asleep than on the schoolyard from some no-goodnik.
At a show not too long ago, singer Chris Brown was lowered onstage with a hanging harness. The straps around his crotch really emphasized his sizable bulge between his legs. Before the low-down dirty dog got charged with felony assault for hitting his beautiful girlfriend, (PSA re-enactment here), we found the teenage singer pretty hot. Then, the rumor of a sex tape between him and Rihanna surfaced without ever actually materializing (which made us at QC especially mad). What’s with all the hot guys committingfelonies recently? Oh well, he once was hot. If you want more of his huge bulge, check out the second set of pics after the jump!
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Just as we announced, Beau Breedlove, the 21-year-old ex-lover of now Portland mayor, Sam Adams is posing nude for Unzipped Magazine. If you recall, Breedlove slept with Mr. Adams before Adams became mayor and there was some furor over Adams initially lying about their relationship and Breedlove’s age when they started fruckin’. Anyway, all that’s blown over and nowadays Breedlove actually looks pretty damned tasty with those rockin’ pecs. From what we remember, his last skin shots looked pretty twinkish.
The issue with Breedlove doesn’t come out for a while. But we have an exclusive photo of the young Breedlove messing around with another political figure and you won’t believe who it is! Find out, after the jump! Beau Breedlove previously on QC: Scandalous Twink, Beau Breedlove, To Pose Nude For Unzipped Magazine UPDATE: The Mayor’s Beau – A Blow-By-Blow Account Sam Adams, Gay Mayor Robs Beau’s Cradle
Lance Bass is back! And it looks like he’s been hitting the gym (though he still sports that unfortunate fauxhawk) and vacationing in Guanabana with his new beau, Brazilian screenwriter Gustavo Marzolla. HOT DAMN! Look at the fuzzy, muscular beast in those cute trunks with the blue stripe. Those were enough to make us pop a boner. And who’s his ripped blonde friend? We’ll take the Brazilian plantain with a side of Blondie sauce
And just how did Mr. Bass find his Brazilian hunk, you ask? Hmmm… maybe Mr. Marzolla’s online personal after the jump is a clue… you definitely want to see it. Doublethanks to Queerty.
VPH sighting! And just what was it that caught Kevin Spacey’s attention!?
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(via Sticky; via Queerty)
A beloved reader, Karmaisabitch, posted a great Sticky to some yummy bulge pics of young actor and musician, Drake Bell, dressed like a foppish dandy in New York City. He’s got a frilly cravat, fancy coat, and black denim jeans that look a little tight. Not that we’re complaining… thanks to those jeans, we all get a closer look at Drake Bell’s bell. The young guy’s hung and we’re betting that’s just his semi. We wonder for whom his bell tolls: is it that beehived, pink-booted chippie standing next to him or the young dude licking the ice cream cone after the jump? Hell, maybe Drake just turns himself on and he can’t help getting hard just hanging around. Luckily, we’ve got more shots of his goodness to drool over after the jump. Thanks Karmaisabitch! You were right… we loved these pics! For more celerbity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, based on the 1988 Michael Chabon novel, played at Sundance this year and will get limited release at the end of the month.
Art (Jon Foster) is stuck in Pittsburgh for the summer with his off-and-on girlfriend (Mina Suvari) and his overbearing mobster dad (Nick Nolte). His mundane life sucks until he meets Sienna Miller and her lusty criminal boyfriend, Cleveland (Peter Sarsgaard). As the summer heats up, so does their association, eventually drawing once straight-laced Art into a lover’s triangle.
We’re not crazy about the music and it doesn’t exactly look like the 80’s, but we’re happy about the prospect of man-on-man sex. Has anyone who’s seen the film wanna share what happens (regarding the gay sex)?
“Reality TV whore”, Eric Sanchez won first place in The Amazing Race11 with his then-girlfriend Danielle. But previous to that, he’d come in second in The Amazing Race9 with cocky athletic partner, Jeremy Ryan. Other teams dubbed the duo “The Frats” and the hunks went shirtless and ambiguously gay the entire season (later taking pictures together in Speedos and getting touchy-feely with their hippy competitors).
Predicatably, gay rumors circulated amid minor bromance. Sanchez initially played along the joke (and took a handful of homoerotic pics). But he eventually grew tired of the gay speculation, even threatening violence against any “haters” insinuating he was gay on his MySpace page— straight people can be so weird sometimes. No matter, the homos have come in first this time because Eric has come in his hands. The cock and cum pics above are reportedly his, but we compared the pics to his other homoerotic shirtless pics just to make sure. While we’re almost 100% convinced, are you? Let us know…
Via Sticky.
Remember Rick Schroder? Well you may know him better as Ricky Schroder, once child star of the sitcom, Silver Spoons in which he lounged around a mansion playing arcade games and riding a scale-model freight train, while occasionally tackling tough issues like homelessness when he discovered a family living in a cave near his father’s estate. Hey, it was the 80’s… and every sitcom tackled “tough issues” from time to time. Anyway, Ricky dropped the “y” from his first name and went on to star in adult dramas like Lonesome Dove and NYPD Blue. We didn’t think much of him when he was a child (erm… because he was a kid), but he grew up into quite the looker! Here’s some shots of him skinny dipping in the TV movie Texas—yee-haw!
Thanks to OMG for the pics.
American Idol finalist Adam Lambert recently had pictures of him smoochin’ with men-folk appear on the internet. His being gay wasn’t a big secret or anything. As a Broadway vet, he’s always had a flair for the dramatic. His pictures merely reveal that his flamboyance burns off-stage as well… kissing him would be like kissing an anime character. Whether you’d prefer making out with one of Lord Oberon’s andro-fairies or prefer a more boyish rocker, Lambert’s got you covered. Wanna make out in the desert during Burning Man? Done. Wanna make out in Manhattan after a night of theater-going? Done. We’ve got a video of the handsome young crooner singing The Rolling Stones’ Satisfaction after the jump. By the way, anyone remember Zachary Travis (aka porn star Kirk Cummings) auditioning for American Idol as a woman? Yeah, he didn’t make it past the audition, but he did make it on TV, and even told People magazine that he wanted to have a sex change. You can hear his song, Badass, here.
Via Sticky; thanks DudeTube.
(UPDATE: 3/1/09) – A few new developments over the last week: First. Edison appeared in a Vancouver court to give testimony against Sze Ho-Chun, the computer technician who allegedly leaked the nude celebrity pics while repairing Chen’s laptop. The testimony took place in Chen’s native Vancouver because of his refusal to return to Hong Kong since the scandal first broke. A Canadian judge and Hong Kong’s chief magistrate co-commissioned the hearing as Hong Kong police questioned Chen. Chen testified that of the hundreds of nude pics of the four female celebrities exposed in the scandal, at least 40 were taken during one of his trysts by a female celebrity who later gave him a burned DVD of the images as a “present” for his “personal appreciation.” He denied accusations that he had transferred the photos to his phone to show others and added that he had deleted all the nude celebrity pics from his laptop, not realizing that someone with technical know-how can still extract deleted files from a computer. Chen was initially reluctant to reveal the indentities of the four females in questions because ”I’m quite a private person. I enjoy my privacy, I need my privacy. This was never meant for anyone else to see. I’m determined to protect their innocence. They have suffered enough.”
Meanwhile, as Chen’s first movie after the scandal is set to premier in Hong Kong, actress Celia Cheung publicly discussed her role in the sex photo scandal for the first time on TV Friday night. She blamed Chen for the scandal saying she was fed up with the actor for not returning her attempts to contact him or even apologizing once the photos leaked online. In discussing their relationship, she implied that Chen was a dishonest, unreliable hypocrite who brought shame to the women involved; though they did not expect Chen’s protection a year ago, they now expect him to give them their due respect and dignity. She cried while discussing her family’s support during the scandal. Chen reacted the following day by issuing a statement saying that the scandal was his fault and he accepted all blame.
Assessing who stands to lose the most in the scandal, The Electric New Paper said that Cheung will likely emerge “relatively unscathed” although her photos were the among the most explicit, because she had already put acting on the back-burner when they surfaced. Her husband dismissed talk that the scandal put their marriage on the rocks and stood up for her saying, “‘those (referring to the sex photos) are history, stuff that happened long ago’.” She’s also known as a bit of a bad girl who drank and smoked as a teen (Oooo… how wicked!) and has recently been pictured looking very happy with her son Lucas. As for Edison, he was a huge Hong Kong pop star and had just appeared in The Grudge 2 and a tiny role in The Dark Knight straddling Hong Kong and Hollywood before the scandal broke. He’s all but retired from film at age 28. having been axed from the upcoming action movie, Jump, and having the credit card company Manhattan Titanium pull all their ads featuring him. There are also rumours that the Hong Kong triads had put a HK$500,000 ($10,000) bounty for one of Edison’s hands (yow!). He gets about 60-40 odds for re-emerging from the scandal, having ruined his own and several other careers and personal lives. Sadly, in conservative Hong Kong, celebrity sex tapes aren’t quite the career booster that they are in the U.S.
However, in what seems his first commercial engagement since the scandal, Edison made several appearances in Singapore this last Friday for events associated with Carl’s Jr., Adidas, and Bang & Olufsen. During his public appearance at theGrand Hyatt Hotel for the release of Carl’s Jr.’s the 100 percent Angus Beef Thickburger (tee-hee), he had 10 bodyguards and over 200 screaming fans. He ignored questions hurled from the audience about Cheung’s recent interview. However, his appearances sparked some web ire with one unnamed executive calling it a “PR fiasco.” Pics of the event are here. Download the Complete Set of Pictures Here.
Tony Ward’s a self-made American man: a self-proclaimed “anti-model” for Calvin Klein, D&G, and Karl Lagerfield (among others); a fashion designer who created “SixInTheFace: Hand Ravaged Clothing by Mr.Ward”; a painter, and a photographer. Ward was Madonna’s boyfriend in the beginning of the 1990s and appeared in some of her videos, including Justify My Love, as well as the controversial SEX book in 1992. Yes, that’s Madonna felching Tony in the picture above. In 1998, Tony appeared in a documentary about sex for sale in Los Angeles called Sex Life in L.A. In the movie, there’s an intimate interview with him as he sits in a bathtub. His messy hair, rakish moustache, and pink glow make him look like a young. His views on sex comes off as both vulnerable and honest, something that makes him even more attractive considering the amount of sex he’s probably seen as a model, celebrity, and Madonna’s ex. He admits that he didn’t start having sex until he was 17 (a lot older than some of his peers), but that he now wants to wait for something special, somebody special. In this regard, he calls himself as a virgin because what sex creates remains largely psychological and inviolate. During the interview, he gets a hard-on and admits, “During the interview I started getting a hard-on and I started thinking, like I should, uh… I should… do nothing, I should just be myself.” Then he starts working his beautiful cut cock in the tub, the soapy water framing his smooth, muscular body, his hand rubbing the head of his cock, his other hand positioned around his succulent balls. See pictures of his jerk session after the jump.
Not too long ago, studly martial arts fighter, Hayato “Mach” Sakurai, videotaped himself fucking three women and those tapes—lucky us—got leaked onto the internet. In America, celebrities fuck on tape to boost their flaccid careers (just look at Paris Hilton, Mini Me, and Judi Dench), but we get the sense that Sakurai just wanted to turn himself on. His tapes haven’t gotten much attention in America yet. They have, however, lit up the Japanese blogosphere. And after watching them, we understand why: he’s fuckin’ sexy… an extreme fighter with a muscular body and a meaty cock. He can really screw: pounding away any stereotypes you might have about boring or unattractive men in Asian porn as he happily fucks three different women. His girls get camera shy, until he enters them; then they forget all about the cam and become all about the cock. We love grappling and fucking on film, so we’ve gone through the three tapes and picked out all the best cock, ball, and cumshots so you can see the Sheet Fighter in action. In between each round of intense fucking, we’ve added videos of Sakurai kicking ass to get you into the mood for another round of rambunctious sex. Think you can last all three rounds? Then, GAME ON!
UPDATE (2/26): Did Asian broadcasters censor Penn and Black’s speeches against homophobia? And check out some sexy pics of Milk’s young gay screenwriter… after the jump! Gus Van Sant’s Milk won two Academy Awards last night: Sean Penn for Best Actor and Lance Black for Best Original Screenplay. The winners’ speeched spoke out against homophobic intolerance striking a chord not only with gay men and artists, but world citizens. Sean Penn’s speech is touching, although he does end with an incoherent closing remark conflating Obama’s election with Mickey Rourke’s comeback… eh?
Lance Black, a gay Mormon born in Texas living in Prop 8 California is a mixed bag of American repression. But his speech is awesome. He encourages young gay youth to have hope. It’s amazing to think that Lance raised with so much cultural baggage against him, unfettered himself and made a great work about an inspiring gay hero. Towleroad ran a great exclusive recently where Lance discussed his experience growing up gay and writing about Harvey Milk… truly inspiring. In other good news, Elton John raised millions for an AIDS foundation at an Oscar party fundraiser. For a quick list of Oscar winners, click here.
Last week on The Soup, actress Rachel Wood from the Oscar-nominated movie, The Wrestler, stopped by only to be mistakenly matched up against lubed-up production assistant Matt Carney. Matt’s got a hot little body that looks even better oiled… to bad he gets beaten by a girl. But then again, Ms. Wood looks like one tough lady.
