For those of you who watched VH1’s reality show,I Love New York, you may remember Rico, the delicious Latin hunk who vied for the love of a lass named New York. During his brief stint on the show, Rico called New York “mi negrita,” or ” my little black girl,” which is a term of endearment in Spanish-speaking countries but greatly offended New York. Rico got eliminated in episode 5, as New York explained, “because, simply, this competition is not for him. Rico is…a young kid, he’s a young boy… He wasn’t stepping it up.” Well, he’s certainly stepping it up now. He’s gone on the Playboy channel’s show Foursome, a dating show with some actual nudity and sex. In the stills above, he has chocolate sauce poured on his large cock and gets head from a big-tittied lady friend. She sucks him off some in the shower and then he fucks her. Man, he’s got such a killer body and big pinga we’d love to see him to fuck or suck the stud as well.
Thanks to Tabloid Prodigy and Dudetube for the pics.
Countless people admire Barack Obama not only because he’s a symbol for change, but because he’s kinda sexy in his own dorky, self-possessed, and understated sort of way. The poem in the video above gives gays and man-lovers across the political spectrum another reason to admire Obama… apparently, he’s a real “stand out” sort of guy.
While posing for the Paris premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button a pale-skinned Brad Pitt posed for some pics with his fly open. Unfortunately, his hot wonger did not flop out afterwards, but at least we know he was open to the idea. Poor guy. First off, he looks kinda tired (must be the one-hundred some odd children Angelina’s clamoring after). Second off, when the average schmoe has his fly open in public, you just laugh at him behind his back. But when it’s Brad Pitt, you take shitloads of pictures, post them on the internet and laugh at him in front of his face. But we’re not like the others, Brad. We’re not laughing… just waiting to see what else comes out…
Thanks to The Superficial for the pic!
Personally, we’d never heard of Paul Walker until he appeared opposite Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious. And, to be honest, we hadn’t really heard of him since. Sure he was in Disney’s Eight Below, but we were too busy jerking off to hardcore gay pornography to have caught it. Anyway, the B-list stud was seen enjoying the Hawaiian beach and, uh, he’s pretty hot. We dig the beard and the bod, bud. He’s an avid surfer who studies Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai kickboxing so it’s not surprising. But what was surprising was catching the head of his penis against his trunks. Might wanna take those off and wash out all the sea water, eh Paul?
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Portland, Oregon is the largest U.S. city with an openly gay mayor. The dorky but handsome 45-year-old Sam Adams (sworn in January 1st), recently admitted to having had a two-month sexual relationship in 2005 with then 18 year-old former staffer, Beau Breedlove. Yes, Beau Breedlove… you can’t make a name anymore soap opera than that, folks. Actually, taking a look at Beau, we can understand why Sam dropped trou. We can also understand Beau’s attraction… Sam’s got these great blue eyes and dorks tend to make good lovers (all that repressed sexual energy normally spent battling orcs online). OK, so 18’s considered legal and dating a guy 27 years younger than you doesn’t make you a cradle robber—it’s just sour grapes on our part. We wonder, if power’s just an aphrodisiac or if Sam’s just got game to snag a studly teen like Breedlove. We wouldn’t mind an evening with either one of them! But until we can seduce our own teenager of our own, we’ll have to visit QC Twinks to shoot a load over a fine young thing of our choosing. You can also read a 2007 letter from Adams denying the relationship here, listen to Adam’s somewhat garbled radio interview, and see a local news report on the admission after the jump…!
Thanks to AfterElton for the pics.
You may have heard that last October actor Joaquin Phoenix announced that he would quit acting. Well, he re-emerged this last week looking like a hobo to rap in a Law Vegas private party(?). Yes, we’re just as puzzled as you. Apparently, a party he hosted at the LAVO nightclub in the Palazzo Hotel and Casino featured him more out of shape and little drunker than we’ve ever seen him (oh, fuck it… the guy was smashed). The launch of his newfound rap career was an unspectacular debut, by the sound of it, because he eventually fell off the stage during his routine. Jesus. Maybe he’s suffering a mental breakdown over the painful memory of his brother, or maybe his cousin, Casey Affleck just gave Joaquin a little too much “liquid courage” before the show. After all, Casey and Joaquin are filming a documentary about Joaquin, called “It’s the Joaquin Show, starring me—I’m Joaquin! FALL!” and maybe he boozed Joaquin up to make a good show. We’re also not sure if this is legit or just some ironic, viral video, self-marketing campaign, kinda like Steve Guttenberg jogging naked or Tom Hanks eating our of a Taco Cabana dumpster*.
*This never happened. Either way, we at QC wanna wish him good luck with his rap? Err… hope about wishing him good lyck with standing up and not falling offstage? That would be an auspicious beginning to his hobo hip-hop career. See video of his rap skillz and tumbling offstage after the jump.
Thanks to The Superficial and Socialite Life for the pics.
Christopher Maurice Brown (born May 5, 1989) is a Grammy-nominated American R&B and pop singer-songwriter-dancer-director-actor who made his recording debut in late 2005 with Chris Brown at the age of 16. The album featured the hit single “Run It!”, which topped the Billboard Hot 100, making Brown the first male artist to have his debut single to top the chart.
Sure he plays a straight womanizing lech in How I Met Your Mother and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, still Neil Patrick Harris is certifiably gay and not too long ago on QC, naked. Here’s a small, musical interlude that recently aired on Saturday Night Live: a symphonic version of the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme song. Man, a show about a child prodigy doctor seems so quaint and family to a Thursday night TV lineup, compared to the drug/sex/violence-fueled medical dramas we mainline today. Of course, this was a tme before E.R. and House.
Bear Grylls is one sexy hunk of man. He’s the host of the Discovery Channel show, Man vs. Wild, a vastly entertaining show where Grylls goes around showing you how to survive in just aboutr any outdoor environment. The hot host joined the United Kingdom Special Forces and was trained in unarmed combat, desert and winter warfare, combat survival, medics, parachuting, signals, evasive driving, climbing and explosives. If you’ve never seen the show, here’s just a small list of the things he does to survive in the untamed wild (taken from his Wikipedia entry)
Grylls has eaten raw snake, worms, scorpions, porcupine, squirrel, alligator, skunk, camel intestines, rotting raw zebra, rabbit, raw lizards, turtle, raw frogs, raw fish, sheep’s eyeballs, goat’s testicles (a Berber delicacy), raw spiders, tarantula, raw yak liver, raw sheep heart, termites and giant grubs. In one episode he dipped a sheep’s eye in a geothermal vent with his shoe laces in order to cook it. He has also rubbed snow on his body to dry off after jumping into an icy lake, squeezed both elephant dung and partially digested food from the stomach of a dead camel into his mouth for water, ripped raw chunks of meat off a dead zebra with his teeth, eaten maggots off a dead deer, and drank his own urine which had been stored in the skin of a dead snake. Intermittently, Grylls also regales the viewer with tales of other adventurers stranded and/or killed in the wilderness.
Anyway, we just thought we’d share some hot pictures of him getting nude, including one at the bottom where he’s suffering from some extreme shrinkage in the arctic north. Would we love to help warm Bear up… RAWR!!!
Amy Winehouse may be a mess (why, whatever do you mean? You man that she’s a drug addict? A hobo secretly masquerading as a singing sensation? A car crash at make-up counter?) but she can sure pick her male companions. We’ve done our best to reduce your exposure to estrogen for any ultra-sensitive readers, but feast your eyes on Joshua Bowman. Bowman’s a British actor who we wouldn’t mind seeing more of. Here he’s vacationing with the trauma-rama celebutante in St. Lucia. Perhaps our plucky photogs will be able to snap a couple while the young chiseled stud is changing or helping Ms. Winehouse relax. That’s something we could take a load off watching.
Thanks to Warren and Derrick and The Superficial for the pics.
The first time we saw 28-year-old actor Chris Evans was (are you even reading this? We don’t blame you for lusting after his amazing body, but you’re getting drool on the keyboard) in The Fantastic Four where he played The Human Torch. And play he did… sweet Jesus. He played all the gay fanboys in that theater like a game of Hot Potato… what we wouldn’t give to get hot with his torch under a space blanket. Anyhow, in an interview with The Advocate Chris talked about his 2004 Flaunt Magazine shoot (where some of the photos above came from) and why you’re not likely to see him shirtless again in the future:
“I really didn’t think twice about taking my shirt off at the time, but my current publicist would pull her hair out if I did that photo shoot today. If I got to a photo shoot and they said, “OK, we’re going to do some shirtless shots,” I’d say, “Fine. No big deal.” It never really occurred to me that that could be misinterpreted as a bad thing or as selling out. I have no problem taking my shirt off for a role if the part calls for it, but my publicist says ‘When you’re promoting yourself, being you, there’s a way to keep it as classy as possible. Greasing yourself up and stripping down may not be the best way to do it.’ To some degree, she may have a point. But at the end of the day, it didn’t bother me then and it doesn’t bother me now. He also mentioned that he’s got a gay brother. Huh?!! Wait a sec! Reapeat that. Yes—He. Has. A. Gay. Brother. In the interview he described him as “an inch taller and about four shades tanner than I am. He’s a very fit young man. Believe me, he does quite well for himself.” Welly, well! Let’s have a look at the young scalawag then, huh? Photos after the jump…
Be careful what you wish for. You meet the occasional woman whose breasts are so large she can’t go jogging or stand up for too long without causing herself major back pain. And for men, well… a big penis can be a blessing, but we’ve also met men whose cocks are so large it’s difficult to keep their engorged cocks filled with blood. Nip/Tuck is a provocative FX series about two men in the plastic surgery business. Though we doubt any plastic surgeons have so little consideration as to actually utter, “Tell us what you don’t like about yourself,” their patient’s answer isn’t heartbreaking, it’s hilarious. And apparently, using the size of bird and crocodile penises as an indicator, the T-Rex must’ve had an impressive member (riddled with knobs)—nevermind those stubby forearms.
