If you’re an American, your first experience with cross-dressing might have been watching Bugs Bunny put on lady’s clothing to get the best of Elmer Fudd and other unsuspecting dupes. Bugs had everything a gay boy in a dress might need: confidence, great makeup, awareness of his seductive prowess, and a mischievous sense of humor. Now you can relive the “kwazy wabbit” many appearance in drag through this montage with part two after the jump!
Long before Gus Van Sant and Sean Penn planned Milk, director Rob Epstein created The Times of Harvey Milk, an Oscar-winning documentary about the political career of Harvey Milk, San Francisco’s first openly gay supervisor. It documents the rise of Milk from a neighborhood activist to a national gay political symbol, through to his assassination at San Francisco’s city hall, and the Dan White trial and aftermath. The film finally became available on Hulu.com this week, shown here in its entirety. Van Sant’s film was recently shown to students of the Harvey Milk school and criticized by writer, Nancy Goldstein, for featuring a “pastuerized, homogenized… low-fat” depiction of gay hardships more palatable to mainstream audiences. The film above has a raw power to it and should be required viewing for any homosexual. Surprisingly, the film still has an official website where you can learn more and share your own experience.
Damnit! I want to be the one doing that!
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard was arrested in the wee hours on Monday morning and subsequently questioned by detectives over his alleged involvement in a Merseyside bar bust-up. He has now been charged by the police, along with two other men, and will appear in court in January. Still, the midfielder was back in training on Wednesday morning and has been given the blessing of boss Rafa Benitez.
Now can we see his balls so we know he’s ok?
On his most recent excursion with his blurry children*, actor Jude Law DID NOT get naked. He merely took off his shirt, teasing the paprazzi hidden in the bushes with his furry chest, muscular arms, and not too shabby calves and ass. We got so turned on looking at those shots, we decided to dig up some older shots of “The Law” getting buck naked, including a tasty on of his uncut penis and bush. Gotta love those British men… manicured and circumcised cocks are hot too, but a bit more common, it seems.
For more star cock, check out The Bulge Report.
*As for the “blurry children,” yes it may seem a little freaky to have out-of-focus children standing next to a sex icon, but only less so than standing his in-focus kids next to by endless pictures of cum-glistening cocks and anal annihilation.
Sigourney Weaver is an undeniable badass. Did you know that Ridley Scott first wrote Alien for a male lead but that the producers thought a female lead would make the film stand out in the male-dominated horror genre? It’s true. And Sigourney kicked ass through three chest-bursting sequels (last time we counted). But now she’s kicking different ass… namely that of her gay son. The above is the trailer for the Lifetime movie Prayers For Bobby set to premier January 24th at 9pm EST. But unlike most Lifetime movies, this one actually seems good. But maybe that’s just because we’re gay. Madonna could shit on a piece of toast and we’d be the first in line to gobble it up (that’s a joke, by the way, before you go and freak out in the comments). Anyway, it’s cool that the movie tackles religious intolerance, the “ex-gay” movement, and recent studies showing that disapproving parents can fuck up gay kids. But the trailer’s also so comprehensive, one wonders what surprises the movie could possibly have left? Oh, that’s right… Sigourney’s amazing acting. Duh.
Madonna is with child! No.. she’s not preggers. Her Royal Madgesty, Madonna just wrapped up her South American leg of her “Sweet and Sticky” tour by picking up a piece of 21-year-old Protuguese man-candy named Jesus Luz. Geez, Madge… cougar much? It’s great that she’s found someone hotter than guns-n-goons ex-hubby Guy Ritchie and baseball beef head Alex Rodriguez (aka , A-Rod), but Jesus has got to be a third her age. We all know that Madonna made a deal with the devil long ago to make her an ageless pop-star, but the the cracks are starting to show. Now she’s repenting by letting Jesus inside her. She’d better ride the crazy wiener train for all it’s worth before it’s shaws, walkers, and adult diapers for the Cone Bra Queen. Who knows? Madge’s a big hit with the gays. Maybe she’s not fucking Jesus at all… maybe he’s just an ultra-groupie. Of course, that’s probably just wishful thinking seeing as we’d rather be porking the hot young thing.
Read more at: D-Listed, Jossip, Made in Brazil (again and again and again and again), Me-me-me TV, Pink is the New Blog (again), Queerty, The Superficial, Towleroad, and Trey Cruz (again).
You may have heard that sexy soccer stud, David Beckham recently went to Milan to play as #32 for the AC Milan team. But did you hear that his teammate, Marco Borriello, can’t wait to get a look at Beckham naked in the locker room?
“I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham.I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts.”
We’d appreciate some photographs, Signore Borriello. But in lieu of those, we’ll have to take his wife, Posh Spice’s word for it last December:
“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
Yowza! You can get a look at those Armani underwear adverts and Beckham’s famous bulge after the jump!
Not sure what to get that special someone? Oh yes you do… and these two slick brothers are gonna show you how. A dick in a box is every boy’s dream and you can make one in just a few easy steps. It’s not only a gift that can keep on giving, but one that can keep on cumming as well. Now go get started on yours right now!
We bet you know a few people in your lives in need of a real pick-me-up this holiday season. Treat your loved one to a surprise delivery of Schweddy Balls! They’re as satisfying and sweet as you’d like someone’s balls to be… but wait till you put them in your mouth… oh! Christmas has cum. Alec Baldwin stars in this Saturday Night Live classic , someone whose balls we’d definitely like tasting.
Santa’s been working it extra hard this year—just look at the ripped bodies of his many incarnations. He’s been locked away in his workshop all winter, but now that the season’s nigh, Ellen has invited him out for some fun and games. Watch her holiday twist on Musical Chairs and moan with disappointment as each Santa is sent away to see who’s at the top of his nice list. Ellen’s gracious gift to the winner is pretty nice as well.
If you’re a fan of vampire novels or a teenage girl, you might know Robert Pattinson, co-star of the teenage vampire movie Twilight, the actor who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Movie That Only Readers Can Understand (part 4). In a mind-blowingly scientific article in prepubescent girl magazine, Seventeen the editors deduced that Pattinson is actually a composite of Jake Gyllenhaal, Orlando Bloom, Chace Crawford, Matthew McConaughey, and Jude Law. While we think the “beautiful Frankenstein” idea is kinda ristupidiculame, we don’t mind seeing the guy in his underwear or with his new haircut. He’s chopped off his dreamy Dragonball Z locks… what will we and all the other teenage girls have to run our fingers through or grab on to force down his head now? Sigh… you can graduate high school, but you can never really leave it.
Ever since American Pie we’ve wanted to give a stiffy to Stifler. Seann William Scott is back in another raunchy movie, a sports comedy called “Balls Out” and he’s showing that he’s not only a jock, but that he looks pretty damned good in one as well. Wouldn’t mind if he was our personal ball boy… bet we could make a lot of racket together. Doubles, anyone? The score would be 69-Love.
Thanks to SuperHeroFan for the pics.
Daniel Radcliffe pens a new song performed by the cast of EQUUS. Check out that tight bulge!
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Last week’s Musical Monday featured an intensely sensual song called “Touch Me.” This week, we feature “Toucha-Toucha-Toucha Touch Me” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show— campy, orgiastic viewing that’s essential for any blossoming homosexual. In this scene, Janet (Susan Sarandon) discovers that like her, her fiancee Brad, has also slept with their host, Dr. Frankenfurter. Amid her shame, she meets the Frankenfurter’s beautiful man-slave, Rocky, who she’s eager to comfort. Though the singing doesn’t actually start until 2:22, the entire lead up to it is worth watching, if for nostalgia or initiation.
The lads at Famousmales.uk.net kindly sent us over some pics of the delectable Robbie Williams. They stop short of showing us his bits (damn!), but give us just enough to let our imaginations fill in the rest. For the record, Williams is not gay, though he has said, “I would be prepared to bed a member of the same sex to save my own skin or that of a furry animal.” He quipped: “I wouldn’t enjoy it but I could do it under pain of death, or if it meant saving a baby bunny from being burned alive.” Pop musician and friend to furry creatures… what a guy!
