TV Tuesday: Silver Fox VS. Golden Boy

TV Tuesday: Anderson Cooper Races Michael Phelps

Whether you like strong and grey or young and lanky, this clip will make your heart race. In a news segment, the Silver Fox Anderson Cooper races the Golden Boy, Olmypic swimmer Michael Phelps. The outcome once they get wet together is a forgone conclusion, but the pre-race tension is what heats things up.

03 Dec 08 By paperbagwriter 10 Comments

Hugh Jackman Named Sexiest Man Alive

Hugh Jackman Named Sexiest Man Alive
People may well be the most socially important magazines left in America… NOT! It’s like visual junk food and some issues actually make you dumber. God forbid aliens come after we’ve all drowned ourselves and mistake copies of People for history books (“Oh look: Britney’s dating disasters and The Real Housewives of Atlanta discuss Nene, Big Papa, and hair extensions!”… BLECCCH!!!). But if there’s one thing the magazine’s still good for (apart from packing our heads with the styrofoam peanuts of “pop-culture”), it’s their annual Sexiest Man Alive issue.
They don’t always pick wisely: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Denzel Washington? Yes. Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, and Nick Nolte? Not so much (OK, so we had one underwear wrestle dream with Matt Damon in it, but we couldn’t see his face). Anyway, this year they totally redeemed themselves by picking super hunk Hugh Jackman as the Sexiest Man Alive and the Italian Vanity Fair followed suit by showing the dreamboat in several sexy boxing pics above. Que bello!

27 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

Three Points For Gryffindor!

Harry Potter can't wait to get his hands on those golden balls... the little bastard
We’re so lucky to have witnessed the handsome Daniel Radcliffe play a child warlock onscreen, grow up, drop trow, and blind six horses onstage, and THEN have a nice chat about it all with James Lipton on TV. To celebrate his rise from magician to man-candy, here’s three clips recounting each stage:

1) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Here’s the trailer for the sixth Harry Potter movie—pretty badass, no? A friend of ours who hadn’t read any of the Harry Potter books said that the movies stop making sense after the third one. He may be right. In fact, we read all the books and still don’t remember the part where creepy smoke monsters destroy the Millenium Bridge, but that’s what we get for reading the books while stoned, huh?2) Radcliffe Naked in Equus: If you haven’t seen or read gay playwright, Peter Schaffer’s Equus, go shoplift it from your local library or coffeeshop right away. It’s the touching story of a boy whose sexually uptight, religious upbringing causes him to blind six horses in one night with a hoof pick. We’re all for going out and having a good time, but six horses in one night? Jesus, Daniel. Anyway, the play ends with a famous nakey scene where he does the deed. Equus played for several months in England without a single picture of Daniel’s weiner hitting the web. Pictures of his cock appeared everywhere after the play’s first week in New York. Figures.

3) Radcliffe on Inside The Actors’ Studio: Here, Daniel talks about how pleased he would be if he were comfortable enough to get a woody onstage. He really is handsome, gentle, and quite charming in his own earnest way. And is it us or does James Lipton look a bit like Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes? Hmmm…

26 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments

Doogie Gets Nakey!

Doogie Gets Nakey
OK, OK, OK… so Neil Patrick Harris hasn’t played Doogie Howser M.D. in some time and when he was playing the child doctor, posting his pictures on this site would’ve been pretty pervy seeing as he was a pubescent 14-year-old or something. But Doogie’s grown up and plays a womanizer on CBS’ How I Met Your Mother. We all know that in real life, Niel Patrick Harris, is gayer than unicorn sex, but he’s an actor and who really gives an eff when he’s still willing to do fan-service shots like the ones above. If you wanna check out the man in action for yourself by watching the episode or head over to where we got the pics and see some of his naked co-star, Josh Radnor here.
Via Sticky.

26 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

The QC Weekender: Get PHOUNKY!!!

The QC Weekender: Get PHOUNKY!!!
Man oh man! The work week’s done and it’s time to have fun! So let’s take the weekend off to kick back, unwind with a man friend or two (or five or eight), and groove. This installment of the Weekender has four ultra-funky tunes to keep you moving and grooving past your worries and into the new week!

Let’s Groove by Earth, Wind, and Fire: This video has everthing you could possibly want: vocal synthesizers, computerized space effects, glittery costumes, psychedelic tracers, a woman dancing on a rainbow, and a heck of a lot of funk! No sirs, they don’t make videos like this anymore… well, maybe in France, but nowhere else, we assure you. Also, did you know that this is one of Barack Obama’s favorite bands? Thank goodness America elected a hip president this time.

Make Me Smile (cover) by Erasure: Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel recorded the original version of this in 1975 and it was later covered by Duran Duran featured on the ultra-gay glam rock Velvet Goldmine soundtrack. Erasure’s version makes it sound like the bonus round music to some high-energy video game. And to make it double weird, someone made a video for it featuring five multi-colored Santas advertising a German website for free classified ads. Odd.
Two fun and funky songs from different Michaels after the jump!

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23 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

The Royal Jewels: Prince Willy’s Willy

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Prince William unleashed his royal scepter to water the fields today during a break from a polo match. Yes, it’s a blurry paparazzi pic and you can barely see his peen, but it’s probably as close as any of us peasants will ever get to seeing the royal English “junk.”
Apparently the Prince of Wales is hung like a horse. It looks kinda thick and uncircumcised—supposedly Lady Di would not allow the princes’ pricks to be pruned. Could this be the first web pic of a British monarch’s man-hose ever? Hmmmmmm… with his brother, Prince Harry wearing Nazi costumes and smoking drugs and now William’s weiner on the web, a royal sex tape can’t be too far off, can it?
For more celebrity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.

21 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 13 Comments

Brian Paddick’s Bum

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If you haven’t heard of London’s former top cop Brian Paddick, listen up. He’s handsome, he’s gay, he ran for Mayor of London, George Michael used to ask him for drugs, he is wedding his Norwegian boyfriend, and he just showered naked on the UK reality series I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! where he stars alongside George Takei and Martina Navratilova. Now that you know, you can go back to admiring his lovely backside.
Thanks Towleroad and Me-me-me.tv.

19 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Out Magazine Releases 2008 Out 100

Out Magazine Releases 2008 Out 100
We reported last week on some recipients of Out Magazine‘s Out 100 awards, given to gays and lesbians who make a positive impact on the community. This week the magazine officially released the Out 100 issue. Here are just a few of the delectable men featured beautifully captured by the magazine’s photographs.
Director Gus Van Sant: “Though Van Sant has always favored realistic and compelling storytelling over creating positive gay role models for their own sake, in Milk his admiration for the San Francisco politician is clear.”
Actor Cheyenne Jackson: “Handsome and talented, able to seduce audiences of all genders and ages, he’s the elusive figure with the potential to demolish the theory that an out actor can’t get plum roles.”
Filmmakers Parvez Sharma and Tom Kalin:A Jihad for Love is the heartfelt debut film from Muslim Indian-born director Parvez Sharma (far left), tackling a subject never previously addressed in a feature documentary: the complex intersection of homosexuality and Islam. Swoon, Tom Kalin’s award-winning 1992 debut feature, was a tough pill for many to swallow due to its frank portrayal of murder and sexuality.”
Athletes Cory Benton and Jamal Brown: “Friends and competitors Cory Benton (left) and Jamal Brown (right) have faced similar challenges on and off the track. [Benton] came out the summer before his sophomore year, and his experience prompted him to organize an association for LGBT athletes at Columbia. [Brown] will be working as a legal assistant for the Boston-based Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders.”
Stylemakers Dean and Dan Caten: “Identical twins Dean and Dan Caten, founders and designers of Dsquared2, are best known for their low-lower-lowest-cut jeans and their explosive runway spectacles.”
Designers Doug and Ben Burkman and Tommy Fazio: “The two brothers, who each cite the other as their chief inspiration, are on a mission to put the classic back into casual. Fazio has single-handedly turned the venerable store into a cauldron for new American designers.”
Check out all the winners here.

15 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

Carlson Twins @ QC Gallery

The Carlson Twins are now available at QueerClick Gallery!

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Kyle and Lane Carlson, known collectively as the Carlson Twins, are identical twin brothers and work together as male fashion models. The twins were born on December 24, 1978 in Stillwater, Minnesota, United States. Lane is the elder of the two, born six minutes earlier than Kyle.
They began their modeling career when Lane was “discovered” in a mall in La Crosse, Wisconsin, and have since become successful models across the world, following in the footsteps of the Brewer twins, who became famous after nude modeling for gay photographer Bruce Weber. They have worked for companies such as Armani, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Out magazine, and are also known for their work in the Spring Break 2001 edition of the now discontinued Abercrombie and Fitch A&F Quarterly catalog. Both frequently work as underwear models, Kyle is one of the most used models for Calvin Klein underwear.
Check them out at QC Gallery.

13 Nov 08 By Editor D 8 Comments

QCA Comedy Quickie: Seth Meyers Naked In “Short and Curly”


Saturday Night Live‘s Seth Meyers is a very handsome fellow. We had the pleasure of standing behind him during the writer’s strike last fall and checking out his shapely butt. The guy works out and he looks even better in person than he does on television. But during all those days of walking in circles, we still didn’t get a chance to see him naked. Well, our day has come! In this men’s shampoo commercial spoof, Seth is shirtless in the locker room and then drops his towel to reveal a nice (though pixelated) bush. Notice how envious the other men are… the homo-tension is killing us!

11 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

True Blood’s Ryan Kwanten

True Blood's Ryan Kwanten
Australian actor Ryan Kwanten plays Jason Stackhouse in HBO’s True Blood. His character’s a construction worker by day and quite the ladies-man by night. Luckily, he’s got a body that men can sink their fangs into as well. These photos are promo shots from the show Summerland and a few from magazines. But if you want, you can see more of Ryan as True Blood‘s Jason Stackhouse, naked and in his undies.
On a different note, some viewers see True Blood, which depicts vampires fighting for acceptance in society, as a somewhat horrific metaphor for gay rights. However. the show’s creator Alan Ball asserts that’s not how he sees it.

10 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments

Steve Guttenburg Jogs Pantsless

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Back in the 80’s, Steve Guttenberg used to be tolerably sexy. Sure, he was annoyingly forced upon us as the “likable underdog” in the Police Academy movies, but he at least had a good sense of humor and not a bad torso.
In what seems to be a self-made viral video, two guys “catch” Steve Guttenberg jogging without pants through Central Park. It seems self-made for a variety of reasons: First off, the guy says that he does it every morning. Yeah, it’s easy enough to do something pervy in Central Park without getting arrested, but a D-List celebrity jogging naked from the waist down, every morning without getting noticed? Uh-huh. Second, the video just shows off his bum with a blur over his supposedly large cock. If this were a real video, there’d be an uncensored version with his johnson flopping around somewhere on the internet. But (sigh), alas there is not. There is however a video of his dancing the Tango with Jonathan Roberts that you can see after the jump!

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08 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

Jackass Guys Get Nakey!

Jackass Guys Get Nakey!
Looks like the stars of Jackass have gone on a bender involving Pabst Blue Ribbon, nitrous cartridges, and nudity. Lucky for us! Top to bottom, there’s Johnny Knoxville (unfortunately not naked) with clips clamped to his tender nipples, blonde Dave England pressing his junk up against a piece of clear plastic. Bikinied jungleman Chris Pontius with a machete in one hand and his long, flaccid cock in the other. Steve-O vomits in his boxers (look down his hairy thigh for a butt cheek). And finally Jason “Wee Man” Acuña bears all almost daring you to take him on. We’re game, Jackasses, and we’re not fooling around!

08 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Erection ’08: Hooray For Obama And Gay Candidates Everywhere!

Super Obama Saves The Day!
OUR HERO!!! Disguised as a mild mannered senator from Illinois, Barack Obama was sent from Planet Krypton to save Planet Earth starting with America, a small British colony gone horribly awry.
Americans and people worldwide literally danced in the streets upon the announcement of Democratic President-Elect Barack Obama. And who can blame them? After eight years of corruption and cronyism through Bush and an inspiring campaign promising to usher America into the new age, it looks as if America and the world stand together at the precipice of a brighter future. We applaud Barack Obama for his historic win! We also applaud gay and lesbian political victors across America. Gaypolitics.com has a list of some of the winners:

  • Jared Polis of Colorado became the first openly gay man elected to the U.S. Congress as a non-incumbent.  He joins Rep. Barney Frank and Rep. Tammy Baldwin, both reelected Tuesday night, as the only openly LGBT Members of Congress.
  • Kate Brown became the first openly LGBT Secretary of State in the U.S., and the second-highest ranking elected official in the state of Oregon.  Brown is openly bisexual.
  • Sam Adams was elected mayor of Portland, Oregon earlier in the year.  He will become the first openly gay mayor of one of the 30 largest U.S. cities when he’s sworn in next year.
  • Jason Bartlett, who came out as gay in his current term, was reelected to the Connecticut State House.  He is only the second openly gay African-American state legislator in the nation.
  • Thomas Robichaux and Seth Bloom, both gay men, simultaneously became the first-ever openly LGBT elected officials in the state of Louisiana when they were elected to the Orleans Parish School Board in an October primary.
  • John Perez became the first openly gay person of color elected to the California Assembly.
  • Lupe Valdez was reelected to a second term as sheriff of Dallas County, Texas.  First elected in 2004, Valdez was the first woman, the first Latina and the first out lesbian ever to win the post.
  • Kevin Beckner won a seat on the Hillsborough County Commission in Florida, unseating an anti-gay incumbent and becoming the first openly gay man elected in the county.
  • Rebecca Kaplan will be the first out lesbian to serve on the Oakland, Calif. City Council after winning her race Tuesday.

Celebration is absolutely called for in these races. However, we should be mindful as well that bigotry, intolerance, and fear is a political tool still being used in electoral races:

  • In Oklahoma, Corporation Commissioner Jim Roth was narrowly defeated in a statewide race after last-minute attack ads and mailers suggested he would push a “homosexual agenda” in his role as a regulator of the state’s energy industry.
  • Garnet Lewis, who was seeking a seat in the Michigan State House, was subject to an onslaught of anti-gay attacks in print and radio media outlets during the final week of her campaign.  She lost her race.

We still have a ways to go it seems. But take heart, we have the world’s support. Even aspiring Japanese pop stars think Obama’s awesome. See what we mean after the jump…

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07 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 14 Comments

Out Magazine Announces The Out 100

The Out 100
Canadian actor Luke Macfarlane came out earlier this year, making himself eligible for The Out 100 He’s the charming funny man Scotty Wandell on ABC’s Brothers & Sisters.
Today, Out magazine announced The Out 100, one-hundred gay men and women deemed progressive within gay culture. Athletes, activists, artists, and aesthetes fill the list. Here are just a few names followed by lines from their bios:
Journalist Rachel Maddow: “The 35-year-old Rhodes scholar, a TV novice but veteran radio commentator (with Air America since its 2004 founding)”
Actor Wilson Cruz: “As an actor Cruz has garnered wide-ranging roles in comedy and drama, playing silly, sexy, and serious since his groundbreaking portrayal of an out high schooler in My So-called Life.”
Star Trek newlywed George Takei: “George Takei will always be Star Trek‘s Mr. Sulu, while to others, he’s big daddy Kaito Nakamura on Heroes. But in his biggest role to date, he and his partner of 21 years became husbands…”
Athlete Corey Benton: “He came out the summer before his sophomore year, and his experience prompted him to organize an association for LGBT athletes at Columbia.”
Freedom to Marry founder Evan Wolfson: “Evan Wolfson wrote his Harvard Law School thesis on same-sex marriage in 1983, worked on marriage cases for Lambda Legal during the ’90s, founded Freedom to Marry in 2003.”
Perfumer Francis Kurdjian: “Beginning one’s career as a perfumer with a scent for Jean Paul Gaultier (with the very successful Le Mâle) is auspicious enough, but doing so by the tender age of 25 is rather unheard of.”
Check out Out.com for more of The Out 100.

06 Nov 08 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments