Homosexuality is catching on in a quiet American suburb. Is it natural? Is it a choice? Or is it something more insidious. No one’s sure, but one guy (possibly the last straight man on Earth) is on the run. The short film above is from a comedy group FDN Films. We’re sure that some of you will find the depiction of gays as zombies and the resulting bashings offensive, but all seriousness aside, the film is a funny take on the homosexual menace and zombie films. In related news, Otto or Up With Dead People a film about a gay zombie. Otto, the titular zombie, wakes up with amnesia and an aversion to eating human flesh. He wanders aimlessly around Berlin for a while before being discovered by a director who wants his help finishing an epic political-porno-zombie movie. As Otto waits for his close-up, he finally remembers his old boyfriend and decides to seek him out, with disastrous results. The film’s directed by cinematic provocateur Bruce LaBruce and hasn’t gotten great press. But check out the trailer below—the film looks as bloody as it does hot.
For all you musical lovers, here’s a short video of committed Obama supporters singing “One Day More!” from the epic musical, Les Miserables. The singing is emphatic and there’s even a small cameo by shoddy John McCain and Sarah Palin look-alikes. Enjoy!
Republican Presidential nominee John McCain recently mocked Democratic nominee Barack Obama’s recent fundraiser (in which gay icon and chanteuse, Barbra Streisand, performed) as “another example of Obama’s out of touch celebrity.” Tsk, tsk, Mr. McCain. Have you already forgotten your love affair with Babs? Above is a Saturday Night Live sketch in which McCain sings some of Streisand’s hit. Says McCain: “I’ve been in politics for over 20 years, and for over 20 years I’ve had Barbra Streisand trying to do my job. So I’ve decided to try my hand at her job… A portion of all sales will be used to damage Alaskan Wildlife Preserves.”
Hunter Parrish plays Silas Botwin on the hit Showtime series,Weeds. Back in July, Hunter Parrish showed off his cute ass while going down on his lady friend in a cheese shop. In this week’s season finale, he bared all once more. Nice ass, Hunter. He’s currently starring in the broadway production of Spring Awakening. You can also see him below in this very funny video, Tyler Jacobson Conner’s Cougar 101 with (it’s “straight” but dead-on funny).
Today, the Dow Jones industrial slid 500 points, yada, yada, bankruptcy filing, et cetera, et cetera… HOW ABOUT SOME HOT MAN-ON-MAN ACTION? Check out this hilarious clip of two men who hijack an otherwise serious and somber CNN financial broadcast by staging a gay kiss and nipple-biting session on camera while CNN’s Allan Chernoff reported on the firm’s bankruptcy in the foreground. Notice how the camera pulls in to avoid the mock-gay action and how the anchorwoman attempts to explain it away by saying the two men are trying to “console” each other. “Console,” our ass. They’re just up for some hot on-camera man action. Whether in earnest or just for fun, who can fault them for that?
Clockwise left to right, the Sarah Palin action figure, models wearing the Sarah Palin wig, and a Photoshop fake of Sarah Palin showing her American pride. Love her or hate her, it seems no one can stop talking about Republican Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin. Many were surprised by her sudden thrust into the national spotlight as McCain’s VP pick— she’s not your usual candidate—she’s from the boonies in Alaska, hunts wolves from helicopters, eats mooseburgers, and is mired in celebrity scandal (from her pregnant and soon-to-be-wed teenage daughter to her myriad political shenanigans). Her recent prominence has made her ripe for imitation, from the action figures and Sarah Palin wigs being hawked online, to the myriad videos below poking fun at her.
1) INSULT THE COMIC DOG: Conan O’Brian’s Triumph the Insult Comic Dog manages to give Mrs. Palin some love while covering the Republican National Convention. He also makes time to harass convention-goers, chat with Anderson Cooper, visit the Minneapolis restroom where Senator Larry Craig solicited gay sex, and MC an after-party—good times!
2) GINA GERSHON STRIPS DOWN SARAH PALIN: Actress and gay icon Gina Gershon plays Sarah Palin in this fake ad to respond to some of the recent allegations raised against her.
3) MOMMY AND ME HOME PREGNANCY TEST: Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect is not for the easily offended. He plays devil’s advocate to any position, is a wicked satirist, and holds almost nothing sacred—it makes for good entertainment and incredibly candid political discourse. The above ad poking fun at Bristol Palin’s pregnancy is no exception.
4) SARAH AND HILARY ON SNL: Palin-look-alike Tina Fey and Amy Poehler play Sarah and Hilary Clinton, respectively, in the opening skit of Saturday Night Live‘s latest season. It’s true that Hilary and Sarah’s campaigns are a milestone in the women’s rights movement, but the two women apparently feel very different about their roles.
With passions running high, election seasons are usually pretty dismal. But every now and then, something surprising happens that shakes things up, brings a smile to your face, and is maybe even a little gay. Above, democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama makes a surprise video appearance during Republican nominee John McCain’s speech singing all the lyrics to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up. Mr. McCain doesn’t seem too pleased. If only he’d cut loose and try dancing himself, he might succumb to Mr. Obama’s sweet pledge of love.
The Daily Show’s Election Coverage of the Republican National Convention hilariously mocks the toilet tramp antics of Senator Larry Craig. Maybe the Log Cabin Republicans have the right idea! From the looks of it, the GOP’s the party to be—they know how to throw one hell of a convention!
The QC Weekender gives you 4 funny videos to keep you in stitches into the new week. HOMO 101: Not only is this cartoon humorous, it’s also informative as it gives intelligent retorts to every argument about how “unnatural” homosexuality is.
KRISTEN CHENOWETH INTERVENTION: Confronting a family member with a drug problem is never fun… unless you sing it!Kristen Chenoweth is a talented performer, but worried about her young fans hearing her sing about giving head for Sudafed. We’re glad she did it. It’s funny as balls and even has a happy ending!
See the drag-queen studded Pickle Surprise and darkly humorous Puppet Rapist after the jump…
The E! Network’s hilarious end-of-the-week talk show recap, The Soup features a clip from The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet in which teenagers discussed binge drinking when, out of nowhere, this picture of a surprised cat sitting in front a plate of spaghetti came onscreen. They never explained the picture or mentioned it for the rest of the show!
It later came out that they placed the funny picture as a visual “bleep” because one of Mike and Juliet’s guests said the word “retarded.” It turns out that a woman named Faye Murrell and her spaghetti eating cat, Tessa, appeared some time before on Animal Planet’s “Pet Star.” Though we’re hard pressed to find another spaghetti-eating feline, Tessa is undoubtedly not the same cat from The Morning Show, making the aformentioned shot, even weirder. But even better, Tessa’s owner Faye, is undeniably, cat-lady crazy. Teaching a cat to eat with a plastic utensil tied to its arm because your husband’s dinnertime company isn’t enough is one thing. But serving it shrimp and ice cream, taking it on diplomatic visits to Korea, and saying that the cat wants to meet Oprah Winfrey and Tiger Woods are quite another. Next thing you know, the cat will start commanding her to kill.
The Summer Games aren’t for everyone. After a while, the media hype kills all the excitement. Yeah, like, “hooray” world unity and Coca-Cola and Big Brother yada, yada. Total yawn. There’s only a million better things to do than gain weight on the couch consuming corporate propaganda. Ever notice how half the Americans athletes are imported from other countries just so the U.S. can win more gold?— it’s just Manifest Destiny all over again. So maybe you’re more hipster than Olympic fan.POYKPAC’s Hipster Olympics has something for every disaffected youth— hangovers, cell phones, tight-fitting clothes, and lots and lots of irony. And after that, if you still need an excuse to get mind-numbingly wasted during the last few days of the Olympic games, try playing the Olympic Drinking Game! Here are the rules, take a drink…
1. Everytime you see a fucking Coca-Cola commercial.
2. Everytime a world record is broken.
3. Whenever your random pick for winner comes in the top 3.
4. Everytime your country or China wins a medal.
5. Whenever an interviewer stumbles.
6. Every time you see an Olympic athlete with the Olympic rings tattooed on their body.
7. Any time Kiefer Sutherland or Morgan Freeman narrate a commercial.
8. Everytime a commentator mentions one of the Chinese architecture names (like the “Bird’s Nest” or “The Cube”).
9. Everytime a comment can be taken as sexual innuendo, like “he’s got a real masterful stroke” or “look at the way he dominates his competitors!”
10. Anytime an athlete bites it hardcore (utterly losing by falling, missing, tripping, or some other spectacular mistake).
The impressive Beijing Olympic opening ceremonies not only rested on a $300 million budget, but also on a bedrock of deception. The two scandals that hatched prematurely from the Bird’s Nest of course are: 1) In a soul-deadening revelation that rocked the world, it turns out the little girl who sang the patriotic Chinese anthem Hymn to the Motherland was not ultra-cute 9-year-old anime character Lin Miaoke with her lovable pigtails, dumpling cheeks, and straight teeth, but less-marketable-because-androgynous-and-buck-toothed 7-year-old media reject, Yang Peiyi who proudly, sadly, self-sacrificingly said, “I am proud to have been chosen to sing at all.” 2) Then, if to add garlic salt to the jagged lacerations of mistrust already torn so deeply ripped into our psyche, Chinese officials later admitted that the giant firework footprints marching across Beijing towards the stadium on Friday night were not the large, celestial footsteps of the invisible Buddha, but merely prerecorded, digitally-enhanced footage inserted into footage beamed across the world. And now, a sad third story when Becca Ward of the U.S. Women’s Fencing Team was discovered by the International Olympic Committee not be a female athlete, but a cybernetic humanoid robot sent back in time from the future to win a bronze medal in Women’s Fencing. Is nothing sacred?
Thankfully, some things are still real— real hot!—like Michael Phelps, the golden boy of swimming. Yes, you may be tired of all the hype surrounding Mr. Phelps, but you can always turn down the volume and just look at the lanky, handsome legend of a boy-man. He is like a refreshingly truthful beacon of a hope-kissed sunlit pearl wonder amdist a world saturated in tear-drenched self-delusion. The 23-year-old Phelps recently won his 10th and 11th gold medals, the most ever won by any Olympian and is set to break the record of most gold medals ever won by a single Olympian at an Olympics if he wins 3 more races. In five days, he has won five races and set five world records. He’s broken 30 world records since he was 15.
Michael Phelps, a shining example of truth, beauty, and hotness in these bleak, psychotically dishonest shoe salesman times.
Oh, and if you can’t get enough swimmer’s bodies, play guess the Olympian’s abs.
Athletes have it hard — what with having to perform on demand, stay hard and focused, yet not lose their cool. In an ideal Olympics, team sports such as this one would be more common.
You can check out the video highlights from the Trojan Games for more sexual Olympics footage.
