QC Quotations
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“If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.”
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“If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.”
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“If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.”
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According to a new Harvard Business School study entitled, Red Light States: Who Buys Online Adult Entertainment?, eight of the top ten states in terms of online porn consumption were ones where McCain won in the last presidential election. Professor Benjamin Edelman analyzed anonymised credit cards receipts from a large online porn company. Based on their limited data, the largest consumer is Utah.
“Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by,” Professor Benjamin Edelman says.
Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don’t explicitly restrict gay marriage.
States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement “I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage,” bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement “AIDS might be God’s punishment for immoral sexual behaviour.”
“One natural hypothesis is something like repression: if you’re told you can’t have this, then you want it more,” Edelman says.
Well, we can’t say we’re surprised that the people who financed Prop 8 are also the biggest consumers of porn. What do you think? Do repressive societies turn their citizens into masturbating freaks or is online porn a form of rebellion?
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“I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It’s nice out here, you know?”
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“I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, ‘Well, hey, we don’t have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?’ I remember when I was a kid I’d always ask my mom: ‘Why don’t we have a Kid’s Day? We have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day, but why don’t we have a Kid’s Day?’ My mom would always say, ‘Every day is Kid’s Day.’ To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can’t you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?”
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“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
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Paraphrased from his personal site:
The late Gianni Versace discovered Matt “Jett” Schaefer in 1996 while vacationing in South Beach, Miami. Soon after, Matt appeared in a photo shoot alongside Cindy Crawford and soon found himself appearing in runway shows and print campaigns for Armani, Versace, Calvin Klein, and Valentino. He appeared in several minor acting roles throughout his life, but his second love was flying. His father, an international pilot, interested him in flying and he earned his Commercial Pilot’s lisence and was a Certified Flight Instructor who flew small jets, seaplanes, and acrobatic stunt planes.
On January 7, 2009, Matt died of complications related to cancer. A close friend wrote about his final days on his memorial site:
In November, Jett was bruising easily when he was training so his Mother asked him to go get tested because she was concerned about his bruising and thought something was wrong with his blood. Jett went to get tested and found out that the cancer had come back, but this time it was spread throughout 58% of his bone marrow…
Jett went through two consecutive bull-dozer chemo treatments that would have killed the average person. The chemo treatments were 1 week each with only a week off in between. Jett’s Mother told me that Jett was extremely proud to say to his Mother that he beat cancer a second time, which is exactly what he did. The two chemo sessions wiped out the cancer but left him with zero immune system defenses, and then he fell victim to a rare fungal infection in his sinuses that spread though his head and put pressure on his skull to the point where his nerves were being pinched.
The fungus is similar to a black tar and extremely difficult to eradicate through antibiotics alone, but also needs to be physically scraped in addition to the drugs. Given the fact that Jett had almost zero white blood cells from the chemo, there was a very slim chance he would pull through. His Doctor said that the fungal infection was so rare that he had only seen it 6 times in his career. His Doctor further went on to comment that even a healthy person would have a slim to none chance of surviving this type of infection.
In a sad turn of irony, the handsome model had just appeared on the February cover of Maximum Fitness for his article entitled, How I Cheated Death. In it, he said “I want to know that when I am gone, people will have learned and taken something from me to make their lives better,” he says. “I want to help as many people as I can while maximizing the most I can get from life.”
We think it’s a shame such a beautiful and obviously talented man should pass before his prime. Yes, we ogle all sorts of hot guys here at QC, but we also realize they’re actual people acting out our fantasies and providing (even in some small degree) happiness and beauty in our lives. Matt’s family and loved ones are in our thoughts in this time of loss.
Via Sticky.
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Cock-tails, anyone? 17 Chicago bartenders are stripping online to promote an annual revue show Chicago Takes Off, and raise funds for Test Positive Aware Network (TPAN), an organization for HIV education and support.
The more you donate, the more they strip. And what’s even cooler is that the bartender in the upper right corner is Addison from Sean Cody (for a hot reminder, see him fuck Joe like a beast). Of the competition, Rick, the bartender currently in the lead said, “I have never had so many people remark how proud they are of me just for getting naked.”
Jennings, a part-time “shot boy” and barista said, “I had several of my regulars stumble onto the Bar-lesque site totally unbeknownst to me and they donated anonymously, but later left notes with their coffee orders. I’m beginning to feel more and more competitive about wanting to get enough donations so I can be shown in a naughtier photo,” adding, “I’m usually much more modest, but I wanna win!”
Check out the site to see the studs for yourself. Then, donate to make them strip. They’ve got a good mix of bears, daddies, dudes, hipsters, twinks, jocks, studs, and stallions. There’s even two ladies in gentleman’s garb, for you bi boys. They’re hot, and it’s for a good cause!
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UPDATE (2/8): Video of Beau Breedlove, speaking about he and Sam Adam’s rendezvous after the jump!
Yesterday, we posted a story about the openly gay, 45-year-old mayor of Portland, Sam Adams cumming clean (tee-hee) about his brief but torrid affair with an 18-year-old named (get this) Beau Breedlove. Today, Unzipped blog released some of Breedlove’s MySpace photos and the boy is yummy; a young, lanky thing right out of QC Twinks.
To boot, the good folks at Oregon Live blog also posted some more details about the affair:
Adams met Beau Breedlove in April 2005. Breedlove, then 17, was an intern at the Oregon Legislature for then-Rep. Kim Thatcher, R-Keizer. Adams, 42 and a city of Portland commissioner, was in Salem on a lobbying trip. They struck up a conversation, and Breedlove called Adams soon after, hoping for both professional and personal advice on coming out of the closet in the political world.
Adams admitted to sleeping with Breedlove as soon as three weeks after his 18th birthday. The relationship, Adams said, lasted “maybe two months. We went on maybe three or four dates. I can tell you that although I found that Beau was smart, engaging and a decent fellow, that the experience of dating someone that much younger, I didn’t find it compelling.”
Adams said he knew what he did was morally wrong, but at the time “my greater concern was, under 18, illegal.” He also said he once served as a reference for Breedlove following their affair.
We find it hard to believe that Adams waited three weeks until after Breedlove had turned 17 to jump the young guy’s bones, but seeing as it’d do no good for the mayor to have statutory rape charges added to his press and credibility woes, we guess we’ll just have to take him at his word (cough, cough). Personally, we feel bad the mayor’s getting so much crap for nailing a young’un. We’re just hoping the sex was good. You know those 17-year-olds just have tons of energy… and stamina.
One last thing: Beau Breedlove released a statement about the affair. We’ll take a peek, after the jump!
Continue with “UPDATE: The Mayor’s Beau – A Blow-By-Blow Account”
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The Associated Press has a real twisted story this week. 18-year-old Anthony Stancl of New Berlin, Wisconsin posed as a girl (using the name Kayla or Emily) on Facebook to get 31 male high school classmates to send him naked pictures of themselves. Then, he turned around and blackmailed those same guys, yet again posing as the girl, saying that if they did not let her male friend perform sex acts on them, she’d release the photos online and send them to friends. The technologically savvy creep got at least seven boys (known of so far) to repeatedly have sexual encounters with him.
Stancl’s attorney, Craig Kuhary, said Stancl plans to plead not guilty to the charges and hopes to reach a plea agreement with the district attorney “It’s too early in the case for me to make a statement, other than the fact at some point we are going to go into events that had taken place earlier that might have had some impact on what he did here,” he said. He wouldn’t go into specifics.
The kicker is not only that he sexually blackmailed teenagers, but that some of the teens were only 15, and that he took pictures of the sexual encounters on his phone. The police busted him for making an unrelated bomb threat on his high school and middle school, and found over 300 nude images of juvenile men on his computer. A fucking bomb threat on top of molesting teenagers! In case you haven’t been counting the number of logs on his raging bonfire of sexual misconduct and criminal charges, they include the following:
The maximum penalty if convicted on all charges is nearly 300 years in prison.
Stancl’s undeniably fucked in the head, but what do you think? Does the boy need a hug? electroshock therapy? a long stint in the clink? What’s a fitting punishment for his parade of offenses? And what about what his defense attorney said… are there any mitigating circumstances in Stanci’s history that could/should mitigate his sentence or explain his sinister crimes?
Also, see news coverage of the Stanci’s antics here.
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“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
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Back in the day, we lured horny men back to our apartments with promises of full-on anal annihilation, only to end up giving them a blow job instead. We called it “safe sex,” they called us cock-teases. But they weren’t cute enough to allow into our rectory—our buttholes were sacred and pristine, kinda like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. We knew compared to unprotected anal sex that blowjobs were “low risk” for contracting HIV (at least, that’s what the woman at the STD clinic said). But apparently we weren’t just protecting ourselves by being bait-and-switch teases, we may have also been building up antibodies against HIV in the process.
That’s right! Stopping at third base may not only be useful just for Catholics. According to a recent study, when HIV- guys have oral sex with HIV+ men, the HIV- dick suckers may actually build antibodies to the HIV virus. The researchers in the aforementioned study believe that repeated exposure to HIV during oral sex produces an immune response in saliva. The higher the viral load, the higher the neutralizing capacity in the negative partner.
It’s really an interesting study and you should read the entire thing. Don’t misunderstand us: you can contract HIV through oral sex, but the rate of transmission is lower than anal intercourse and may do some good, though we’d suggest waiting on further studies to back up the claim.
What do you think?
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Too drunk to fuck? Got a case of the whiskey dick? For some poor saps, liquor and limp dicks are kissing cousins. But not for all! According to a recent study, enjoying a few drinks now and then may actually reduce your chance of limp dick.
The study of 1,580 Australian men found that drinkers had up to 30% fewer problems getting it up than non-drinkers. Of course, maybe non-drinking men have less practice getting hard for gay bar hook-ups. Or, drunk men might be better liars or too drunk to notice they’re fucking the laundry hamper. Hmmm… let’s see what else the study had to say…
The researchers say men who drank within safe guidelines appeared to have the best erectile function but even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank.
[Lead researcher] Dr. Chew says their findings suggest a favourable association between low-risk drinking and positive erectile function and if a moderate drinker suffers from such problems, there is no justification in advising him to stop or reduce his intake.
Hot damn! We’re gonna have an orgy with Jose Quervo, Captain Morgan, and Jim Beam. We’ll be doing blowjob shots and having sex on the beach down by Knob Creek.
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“Everybody’s journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.”
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Cock-fiends, every one of ’em…
Though we’re curious how good it’ll look, a Hong Kong filmmaker is set to release a 3-D porno film. We bet the erect cock close-ups might poke out an eye. And the cum-shots? Hit the deck! Here’s more about it:
Hong Kong film makers are preparing to leave filmgoers goggle-eyed by releasing the world’s first pornographic movie in 3D, a news report said on Sunday.
Shooting on the Chinese-language film 3D Sex And Zen, budgeted at 4 million US dollars, is scheduled for April with producers promising some of the most realistic close-up sex scenes ever.
“Just imagine that you’ll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed,” Stephen Shiu Jnr told the Sunday Morning Post.
We’re always interested in the high-tech future of porn and sex. We’re betting that once we colonize the moon, zero-gravity fuck videos will revolutionize the industry—just imagine all the new positions and crazy-ass cum shots that you can do floating in space. An anti-gravity orgy sounds like a good way to celebrate our new home!
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Boxers always have such beautiful bodies and Fantastics Mag was there to capture these two. We wouldn’t mind going a couple of rounds with these studs. Even if we ended locked up face-to-face, as top dog, or face-down in the ring we’d still win. Yowza!
From QC Espanol.