You QComment, we post the best ones. This week’s roundup includes a great assortment of anti-war masturbators, cock experts, guys who cum on crucifixes, a porn star with a broken penis, and porn fans with horrible English skills. You’re guaranteed a good time! We promise. So let’s get started!
Our last installment of the Top 10 QComments ended with a bang. If you recall, American Hero’s Poco came on the US Army patch of a military uniform, which offended ex-military QCommenter Thomas. In response, human told Thomas to “shut the fuck up” because Thomas “support[s] an institution created for the sole purpose of killing people.” We retaliated by smacking human with a “fist-sized dildo” for rudeness and pointed out the hypocrisy of masturbating to military porn while considering all military as murderers. But human stepped right back up to defend himself (his QComment is reposted here in full, with our two cents in between):
I’d just like to iterate that I was not ‘getting boned’ on the idea of somebody senseless ending another person’s life. It was a naked dude, jerking off, regardless of what he was wearing previously. I in no way condone the army or it’s aims in that I looked at such pornography. I simply found it absolutely appalling that someone thought the uniform stood for something ‘important’, when all I see is the people who leave orphans in their wake.
Now, it’s hard to take a moral stance when it’s in the view of porn, but the hypocrisy does not lie in my looking at the pornography. Indeed, I think it more so lies in the fact that you say I should respect the opinion Thomas, yet shit on me for voicing mine when it’s in opposition of his. While I did not communicate my point in the most polite way possible, I didn’t deny his right to have an opinion, only that I disagreed with it on a level that evoked rage within me.
For the record , we didn’t “shit on” human for voicing his opinion in opposition to Thomas; we shit on him for being a dick about it. We like it when QCommenters disagree with each other, we just dislike it when they get personally nasty about it. Several other QCommenters found cumming on the uniform offensive another one even told Thomas to “get over himself,” but they were civil. Then human busted out the “shut the fuck up.” And hey, we’re all for free speech (and even some catfight drama from time to time). But it’s in that spirit that we’re disagreeing with human now. Anyway, human’s tirade continues:
It’s also hard to respond in kind to someone who says such things as, “sometimes certain people just need to die”. I’m sorry if I feel justified in my disgust at the mindless killing machines created by the slaughterhouse that is the army. While it once stood for justice and humanitarianism (mainly World War 2) the army and it’s affiliations are nothing but a murderous tool used to ensure that the money and the oil keep on flowing. When you come up with some valid justification for the war in Iraq, then I may sing a different tune. I’m not holding my breath, however.
And murdering people is not a career, it’s a crime. As Einstein said, “It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.” So don’t try to paint me as the ‘bad hippy’, I’m not the one protecting a murderer.
So it becomes apparent that human’s lashing out against war and its warriors moreso than Thomas‘ belief that people shouldn’t cum on uniforms. In fact, considering his anti-war stance, human may even support people cumming on military uniforms, which would explain why he was jerking-off to Poco in the first place. And while war sucks and Einstein’s a genius, we’re not “protecting a murderer”, as human puts it—we’re protecting manners. QC’s a peaceful place (apart from the occasional rape and skull-fucking) and keeping it that way is definitely worth fighting for.
But the military hijinks didn’t end there. Gay Marine Corps member, Dick Ryan Masters, used his military prowess to size up disgraced politician, John Edwards’ cock. He not only QCommented on its size, but also Edwards’ pubes, the angle of his erection, and his “O-face”:
With my years as a gay man in the marine corps and the navy,.. I can pretty much size any guy up to the last hair. Mr. Edwards, for those concern in uncut, about 9 and 3/4 inches. He is thick at the base and has a wel shaped helmet head. His pubic hair is long and runs down from his beely to his penis and then runs over the top of his penis. This man has a very masculine private area. His testicles are lobed. One is far longer than the other and he can pull them to his chest. When he is fully erect,… he salutes at 3:00 O’clock. The best part is his “O-Face” His eyes rull back into his head and he grunts. You should see this tape. This is the guy PlayGirl should have offered money.
Wait a sec! Dick Ryan Masters has seen the rumored John Edward’s sex tape? We appreciate all the deets, Dick (especially that uncut bit… an uncut white guy is a bit like a unicorn in America). But how about spilling your secret and letting us know how we can get a peek? In fact, we’ll go so far as to offer a grand prize to whoever gets us that tape. We’ll not only reward you handsomely, we’ll also share what we find. Oh yes we will…
But Dick isn’t the only one who knows all about cocks. TS Amandah apparently knows a thing or two about genital genetics, a scientific skill that comes in handy when comparing cocks in a father-son jerk-off scene. When we first saw Rhett Jr. and his “real life dad”, Rhett Sr., jerking-off together, we wondered why Jr. had a bigger dick than his dad. TS Amandah knows why—it’s because Jr. has his mother’s father’s dick:
For those of you guys who do not know, you inherited your baldness, and your genitalia from your mothers side of the family. Males do not inherit that from their dads side. Females inherit their genitalia from their dads side of the family. In other words your dick side is approximately the same size as your mothers dads dick. Women breast, clit size would be that other their dads mom, or sisters.
You can look at their faces and see clearly they are related. Don’t know why everyone is making a fuss, its actually hot. I do feel if the dad was more attractive, no one would be making any negative comments. Watch out for the son, he is going to be a gay porn icon one day.
I personally have actually had a 3sum with a hot muscle dad and his real life teen son, before and I am a pre-op transsexual. I’ve also been with brothers too. Both times that was the hottest sex, I’ve ever HAD!!!!!
It’s weirding us out a bit to think that mothers are responsible for large cocks. On one hand chicks with dicks are kinda QCX material, though on the other hand, thanks mom!
We wanted to share our joy in winning the 10th Annual Cybersocket Award for Best Porn Blog (Surfer’s Choice) and offer our gooey, heartfelt thanks to everyone who masturbated voted for us! We’re always working harder to make this blog a fun place to visit and we have even more fun surprises waiting for you this next year. Think we can we win the award again…?
We had quite an aggressive week this last week on QC! As soon as we posted our last Top 10 QComments, the battles began. First, we had a porn studio speak out in defense to one of their models, then we had fans flame the fires of the ongoing Cody Cummings debate. We had separate spats about how to treat dead porn actors, Jesus Luz’s penis, and masturbating in front of maids. And finally, an all-out melee about cumming on US Military uniforms. Believe us, you’re gonna want to get in the water to watch these rumble fish fight it out! So put on your swimsuit and dive right in! Last week’s Top 10 QComments kicked off with RocknRolla’s QComment that Pablo from Authentic Footballers looked a bit like Disney’s Mulan, the legendary woman who dressed up as a man to fight in the Chinese army. And amazingly, a QCommenter from Authentic Footballers stepped up and had a good laugh and a suggestion for those who found Pablo too feminine:
Well, about Pablo, we had a lot of fun with the comments and the Mulan comparison, truly. We featured him because he’s really hot, he’s a got a great body and a boyish attitude and he plays soccer in a way a woman would hardly do. But you find all that in the videos, not in the pics. Anyway, if you like testosterone, you’ll love Fernando, our model of this week, he’s macho macho macho from wherever you want to inspect him (and we inspected him a lot !!!). Check it at our tour, he’s one of our most masculine players we ever published. Just to compensate 🙂
We love it when studios drop by to share their thoughts. It means they pay attention to fan feedback. Plus, he’s right… their new soccer player, Fernando, is quite a specimen—rawr!
If you recall, we also took some time in last week’s Top 10 QCommenters to spank unoriginal Cody Cummings haters for endlessly re-inventing the wheel with their “Cody’s a homophobe” QComments. Marc wasn’t having it:
I’m just a little confused and possibly slightly upset over the whole Cody Cummings anti-negative comment stance you guys have taken. Don’t get me wrong, if people want to pay to watch his videos or be a member of his site I don’t see anything wrong with it nor do I see anything wrong with him being promoted on a blog that is presumably geared toward gay porn/hot men in general. In the “Should Cody Cummings have anal sex with a man” camp, I’m a very firm, who cares? There are plenty of hot gay and straight men who do; so I’m not gonna obsess over one who doesn’t. That’s not why I’m commenting.
Why is it that QC has become fan number one in the Cody Cummings camp? So much so to the point of telling loyal readers to not even dare post a negative comment about an update from his site? Not saying CC is not hot and doesn’t deserve a little protection from the haters; but really QC? Ya gettin some on the side? What’s the deal? I used to see the same thing with the Jake Cruise updates (who I want to grow up to be someday haha). You moved those updates to QCX along with straight or bi-updates. It’s your blog and “you do what you want,” but just wondering why not just a typical update for this guy instead of update plus a knife wielding, crazy boyfriend-like threat?
We’re not sure what “threat” Marc’s referring to. All we did was call the CC flamers tiresome and suggest that they encourage Cody to do more or at least thoughtfully QComment on his lack of gay sex instead of just ranting. Plus, we’ve always been fans of Cody’s; that’s certainly nothing new. Meanwhile a lot of our QCommenters took to Cody’s recent “straight” scene to continue the debate and to question why QC posts “straight” scenes at all. The entire QConversation’s totally worth reading, but StraightClickMakes$en$e came out swinging against the idea that heterosex can ever be “for gay eyes.” Even his screen name suggests pure profit motive on our behalf:
Ok, first of all, it’s still straight porn even if the “girl bits” are hidden – it just isn’t hardcore. They don’t have to be doing anything for it to be hetero-erotic or defined as pornography. The scene descriptions are enough. Anyway, to all jumping on the “stop whining” bandwagon, it’s not all that absurd that a gay viewer would be irked by the fact that a gay porn blog would cater to something that is so clearly heterosexual in nature when the reverse would never happen. As Estelle says, nothing about this type of porn in the way it’s currently made, is gay, no matter how you spin it. You’ll have to do more than put the camera by the guys asshole or move the woman out of view for it to be considered something for “gay eyes” Essentially, it would need to be as homoerotic as a hetero pair can be. ( I have some ideas) If that prevents the “straight” guy from being at his most aroused state because the man-Tarzan/woman-Jane dynamic is missing, maybe this whole idea of straight porn for gay eyes, is a failed one, and perhaps the guys who lust after straight men so much to demand any porn with one, need to “scroll down” to some self-esteem. I think QC could solve a lot of the arguing by sorting the content a little more. There can be variety without mixing.
We appreciate all the QComments, fellas. We do try to warn our readers whenever there’s “vagimite” looming. We also post QCX material here to keep it fresh on everyone’s mind (in fact,do yourself a favor by visiting there now and you’ll see just how “queer” QueerClick can get).
As far as having “gay” straight sex, we’ve told our friends before, “Oh we’ll sleep with a woman, but it’ll be the gayest sex she’s ever had.” We’d refuse to touch her boobs or ladyparts, and make her suck our dick and rim us. We’d have her finger our asses and suck our nipples and play with our balls, then we’d sodomize her. Heck, we might even have her strap on a dildo and take us for a ride. Would it make any of Cody’s fans happier if he had such ultra gay-sex with a woman? Probably not. Would we still post a teaser for it on QC Main? Definitely yes.
Dead porn stars, Jesus’ cock, and cum on uniforms after the jump!
If you haven’t already joined QueerClique, we’re hoping this video sends you over the edge. It’s of a handsome guy on a tour bus with his friends. The tour’s apparently boring because he decides to whip his dong out and spank it—and what a nice dong it is, thick and uncut.
In a short time, he works it to a cum-splattering climax with hot goo streaming down the seat in front of him. It’s pretty wild and his friends can’t help but hoot and holler with laughter. After he cums, the beautiful studs smiles and gives a thumbs up to the camera—a handjob well done!
And what’s even better is that QueerClique has tons of hot videos like this all the time. So what are you waiting for? Take your free hand and click on over to QueerClique to see this and tons more awesome and sexy vids!
It’s easy to get lost in Sticky’s awesome offerings. Between the pop, porn, and politics, you could get lost on Sticky for hours. Luckily, we’ve found this week’s most popular items to help you find your way through the hodgepodge. From lost celebrity nudes and Madonna’s lost child to two celebrities who have found their way into the hearts of gay fans, you’ll be delighted with what we’ve found, even if you enjoy being lost in Sticky!
Jesse McCartney’s Lost Nudes (2063 clicks) – 22-year-old crooner, Jesse McCartney, has reportedly lost some nude pics somewhere on the internet and lots of folks are looking for them, including us. Has someone finally found them? Click and see!
Madonna’s Lost Son Found? (1389 clicks) – Have you heard of Madonna’s 36-year old son? You haven’t?!! We’re still not sure if he’s a charlatan or the real deal, but either way, he’s telling all in a new film. See what the Material Boy has to say and decide for yourself.
Michael Urie’s Queer Discovery (1285 clicks) – After years of not talking about his sexuality, Michael Urie now says he’s “queer” and has a boyfriend. Discover why the handsome actor’s “queer” and not “gay” and what it means about his future, both onscreen and off.
Finding Frieberger (1237 clicks) – Lost in all the hot QC studs? Well, have we got a find for you! Marc Freiberger is just plain HOT and we’ve found the pics to prove it. Get wet and undressed with this tanned, muscular stud and discover why so many other men are drawn to him… RAWR! Treasure Chests! (1210 clicks) – Some of you like finding your men smooth, but others of us like getting lost in a thick hairy chest. This site has a hot collection hairy young men. Get turned on by the gallery of almost 20 different studs and choose your favorite among these hairy hunks! A Football Find (1120 clicks) – If you’ve never found football very interesting, that may soon change. Why? Because the stud who played Aquaman on “Smallville” shows a lot of skin in a new football comedy. And it’s worth watching just for the jockstraps and flexing alone!
We know from firsthand experience that you can have a whole lot of fun on QueerClick. But QCam’s a whole lot of fun too, especially when there’s so many guys showing their holes. This week’s guys certainly aren’t shy. They know how to have a good time and aren’t afraid to show it! indynick (28 pics) – He may be clicking around QC, but the men he’s interested in aren’t digital, they’re 100% real. He’s kept his seat nice and warm, but now he’s ready for some offline action. So jack your plug into his port and get ready to upload some fun! Svicious1 (9 pics) – Just looking at his ripped abs, incredible arms, and delicious dick, we know he’s the whole package. Too bad he didn’t include a pic of his bum, but there’s always the chance he will. And while his body may look vicious, we have a feeling he won’t bite… unless you ask. ndickcock (82 pics) – Ready for a golf game? You know how to play… just take your driver out of its bag and get ready to putt your ball into a hole. Ndickcock’s ready to play, are you? Taking a look at his putter and his hole, we have a feeling he could go for several rounds!
2010’s just begun, but we’re already busy with the men of QCam! They’re hardworking stiffs just like us who don’t have time for chit-chat—they want action and they want it now! That’s why this week’s 3 QCam hotties have packed up their pricks and hit the road to come to you in private. Gotta second? Then see why these QCam briefs will keep you up for a looooooong time. rob7 (32 pics) – Don’t you love it when you meet a guy who looks hot in tighty-whiteys? On one hand, they’re hard to pull off, but on the other hand, they’re easy to pull off. In fact, just give his bulge a rub and a kiss, then strip it right off to find the goodness inside—awesome! deejayajb (148 pics) – Flirting at the bar may have taken a while, but now that you’re back at his place, the foreplay’s gonna be brief…literally. He’s not much for conversation, but if you really want, step up to his mic and let your lips do the talking. After all, blowjobs are a language everyone can appreciate. jc1 (21 pics) – There’s no greater pleasure when you finally get a guy home, remove his underwear, and find that he’s packing heat. It’s enough to get us boned and leaking instantly. And once you find he’s long in the briefs, it’s a good time to see how long he lasts in the sheets!
Surfing the information superhighway over the last week, we’ve seen a lot of porn sites recalling their favorite posts from 2090. We’d do the same, except we already did. That’s right! just visit the QC 5th Anniversary Microsite and see our favorite posts, not only from 2009, but from 2008 through 2005 as well. So while you’re busy recovering from your hangover and lying next to your New Year’s kiss, check out the Best of QC and relive the good times all over again.
What a way to usher in the new decade! QueerClick has been named Best Porn Blogger (along with 6 other blogs, haha!) by Unzippy Awards ’09. Thank you for the honour, guys. And thank you to our readers – YOU make it happen. We shall work harder to bring you the hottest content along with some surprises we have up our sleeves in 2010. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just a reminder that QueerClick and our favorite site, Guys With iPhones, have been nominated for Best Porn Blog and Best Mobile Site (respectively) in this year’s Cybersocket Awards. The voting ends Dec. 31st so why don’t you pop on by and give us a vote?
What’s in it for you besides the hot men, you ask? Well, we hardly need to remind you of all of QC’s awesome offerings like Sticky, QueerClique, QCam, and QCX. But let’s put it this way—awards make us work harder and the harder we work, the harder you’ll be. So stop on by and vote… and be sure to tell your friends. When we get the award, we’ll all have an orgy!
They say that Christmas only comes once a year, but at QCam Christmas cums at least several times a day. Between all the packages, the thick pine forests, and sweet meats, everyday’s a cause celebration on QCam. For this week, we found three uncut studs willing to serve as Santa’s little helper and make your holiday one to remember! shmigarette (9 pics) – Santa knows you’ve been good, but he still wants to come down your chimney real bad! Don’t bother leaving out the milk and cookies because all he wants for Christmas is to pleasure your ass. He knows it’s better to give than receive and he’s gonna give and give and give until you do. eubigfatcock (19 pics) – This hung, humpy elf wants you to jingle his bells before he dicks your halls with boughs of holiday cheer. Just slip his hood over his head and then go to town… over the river and through his wood… wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home. He’ll take you there and back, but are you ready for the ride? His sleigh is fully loaded and ready… ttky189617 (31 pics) – We remember when this handsome little stud first appeared on QCam, teasing us with his covered package. He finally unwrapped it for us and since then, he’s been sharing his gift with men around the world—what a guy! But now that we’ve gotten a load of his North Pole, we’d also like a peek at his reindeer stables. We’re sure it’s an exciting place to hang out
We’re about to close up the QueerClick Headquarters and head to Christmas celebrations. Before we do, Chinpoko and the entire staff at QueerClick around the world wanted to wish you a heartfelt Happy Holidays.
We’ve pre-scheduled some great posts over the next two days, so make sure to check back in between opening presents and dealing with a drunk Aunt Lou.
Chinpoko is staying up late tonight delivering presents to naughty boys around the world. If you’ve been extra bad, he might just bring you a dildo, some porn, or a Fleshjack.
With Love,
Editor D, Tim, Editor A, Dave, Ken, Redmonkey, Editor L, Ryu, Johna, Rick, Mary, Guille, Paperbag Writer, Steve Prince, Toby and Chinpoko
In the past, QueerClick’s Man of the Year has always been the one individual who most shook up the porn industry. In 2008, that man was Leo Giamani, a classically handsome stud with superstar potential. The year before that, we chose Danny from Sean Cody, a muscular newcummer.
This year, QueerClick Editors had quite a hard time choosing. There were a few notable amateurs and porn stars, but looking through our archives we began to see double—that’s right… twins.
Twins and triplets really stole the spotlight in 2009. Just think of the delectable Studding Twins, Frat Men’s awesome pair of Joshua and Jesse, Frat Pad’s fun-loving Dustin and Darin, the hunky Mangiatti Twins, and Latin twins Rodrigo and Facundo. Porn twins Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney were recently sentenced to three years of jail time for burglary. Sean Cody also got into the act with Jeff and John. Two studios even went so far as break the twincest taboo: William Higgins’ double-czech pair, Adam and Konrad Richter, and the boundary pushing Peters Twins from Bel Ami.
Nevertheless, one set of identical men definitely stood above the rest. Because they paved the way for other brothers, the Editors chose the Visconti Triplets to represent our pick.
When the Hungarian triplets first premiered on Bel Ami, we wondered whether they were real or just a result of Photoshop. After the opened their own pay site, we realized that even though the triplets wouldn’t go the twincest route, they’d still deliver scorching orgies, intimate JO scenes, and solos. They even went so far as to mold a mouth, ass, and dick Fleshjack straight off of their beautiful bodies.
We know our choice isn’t conventional, but no matter your opinion, you must agree that you’ve never seen anything quite like the Viscontis and that somewhere they fulfill a fantasy of having three hot brothers tag team you—it’s enough to make us wet for an entire year.
Get ready for some extreme close-ups at QCam because we’ve found three hot guys whose big cocks are definitely large and in charge! That doesn’t mean you can’t charm their snakes, it just means that with all the great cocks at QCam, you’ll definitely have your hands full! Bratta (86 pics) – Bratta has got a bratwurst hanging between his legs and a beautifully hairy chest too! His curved cock is one hell of a nightstick, and though it can definitely deliver a beat down, he’d probably rather handle you nice and slow… that’s it… yes…! hungnhorny (17 pics) – Hungnhorny definitely keeps to his name, especially with that monster in his pants! It’s so hard and stiff that it’s a force to be reckoned with… a real challenge, for sure. But you’re up to it! Just get your climbing gear on and mount that sucker! redbee (190 pics) – Redbee is a perennial favorite who just seems to keep getting better with age! He’s a man’s man… a real beast with a cock and ass to match! The idea of trying to tame him has us hard and leaking. But we might just let him go ape on us as well!
You post, we praise. It’s a new week, but the same game. And this week’s collection of QComments include a guy who feels mighty guilty jerking off to an ex-convict, someone who’s tired of anti-bareback sanctimony, and one guys who says that twincest’s just the last stop on a slippery slope towards necrophilia. What the heck is everyone talking about? Read on and see… We’ll start with what was easily our hottest post this last week, The Peters Twins Fucking Bareback for Bel Ami. The post had its share of QCommenters who absolutely creamed for the boys and their twin taboo lovemaking, but its detractors felt just as strongly against it. Take Troy for example. He’s against incest, but mainly because it reminds him of heterosexual incest (and thus, two-headed babies):
Whatever. This is gross. Spare me the consenting adults jazz. IMO, it’s no less demented than a brother and sister fucking around. I don’t care if they can’t reproduce. Would people be so quick to shrug it off if a brother and sister rationalized their affair by stating that they use condoms…or that if she becomes pregnant, she’d just abort? I don’t think so. With 6 billion people in the world, there is no reason people should be shacking up with family members.
We hate to admit it, but if we were straight, we’re pretty sure that we’d find sex between a hot twin brother and sister pair just as hot (and not just in anticipation of their ungodly, inbred offspring or its eminent abortion). Sex is sex. What if Bel Ami had posted the same scene without the information that they were brothers? Hell, some of their Eastern European models look kind of alike anyway. Would Troy have found it as “gross”? It’s anyone’s guess.
Similarly, J. Clarence is alarmed at how many people seem to like “twincest”, but nonetheless, he thinks Bel Ami hasn’t gone quite far enough in breaking taboos. In fact, he’d like you to call him when it goes much, much further:
Blkraunch, You find the fact that they are getting into bareback as a sign that sales might be slow!? What about the incest. Wouldn’t the fact that they have had to play this up for so long, and in fact pitched it as “the ultimate taboo” be a leading candidate as to whether or not sales are down. It isn’t the deepest sign of brotherly love. Its incest. Nothing less, nothing more. I don’t know what’s more alarming, the fact that they were willing to do it (though if you were strapped for money you could rationalize anything) or the fact that there is clearly an audience willing to buy into “twincest”. I suppose Josman comics were not enough. Plus, I hardly would consider this the ultimate taboo. When one of them is dead and Bel Ami pays the other the screw the corpse and a goat at the same time call me and we can discuss whether or not thats the ultimate taboo. I could just imagine the talking-points conservatives would conjure up if they got wind of this.
We’d pretty sure that Bel Ami’s not going to try and break into the gay-necro-bestiality market, but if they do, we’ll definitely give you a call, J. Clarence. We’d also like to think that if “talking-points conservatives” decided to go on a witch hunt for morally reprehensible material, that they’d visit QCX’s rosebud section—yes, that’s an advertisement (IF YOU DARE!!!).
Talking about reprehensible sexual activity, Ginger feels somewhat conflicted about jerking off to Mike Tyson. Yes, the man’s an ex-convict, ear-munching maniac who’s house has fallen into disrepair, but Ginger can’t help but get turned on:
Yes, I know he’s a scumbag. Not very goodlooking either. But he has a gorgeous body! Would luv to see better nudes of him. He makes my dick throb! I’ve jacked off quite a bit to his photo and I must say I’ve never came so hard or so much in my life. Even made a video doing it.
This reminds us of a horrible story, if you’ve got a second. One of Team Orange jerked off to a unmarked videotape which feature a troll-ugly top sodomizing a beautiful jock bottom with a frighteningly huge dildo. In their co-mingled disgust and titillation, they came uncontrollably, loathing themselves as each hot spurt of jism covered their clawed hand. They were living with their folks at the time, cleaned up, and tucked the videotape at the back of the video cabinet so that he could watch it later.
That guy ended up leaving the country, and his mother inserted the tape for some children who stopped by, thinking it might be some old Saturday morning cartoons that her kids taped in the 80’s. Haha—WRONG. When one of the kids started saying, “That man is hurting that other man,” his mother dashed over to the TV ejected the tape and called him international long distance to bitch him out. We find that hilarious, though some of you will undoubtedly disagree. But seeing as we’ve already mentioned twincest, necrophilia, anal rosebuds, bestiality, and cannibalism, is accidentally exposing young children to hardcore gay pornography really that shocking? If so, you should start watching the evening news…
More witticisms and fuckery await, after the jump!
