This week’s QC Roundup just happens to fall on 4/20 (in some areas of Planet Unicorn, at least), so we imagine that most of you are reading this with a giant bag of Cheetos in your hands, in which case we congratulate you on a successfully observed holiday. This week brought all kinds sticky-sweet porn goodness, from this week’s FELEBS magazine to a suit-splitting scene from Men at Play. This week certainly kept our hands busy.
How were your weeks, QueerClickers? Raise your hand if you’ll be spending your weekend picking a stranger’s pubes out of your teeth!
Welcome to the end of another long, hard, throbbing week here at QC. Jerkoff sessions were the name of the game, with more self-gratification than a preacher’s daughter at Bible camp. And we’re pretty sure things were pretty similar on your end, weren’t they?
Everyone survive the week? Any sleazy stories to share? Planet Unicorn was filled with all kinds of goodies this week, including a leaked wank tape, a new FELEBS magazine, and a nude boyfriend of the week to make us drool from every end. Light up a cigarette and get to surfing, QCitizens.
We watched this scene from Season Three premiere of Game of Thrones, shuddered, and laughed. The models from the participating studios that were de-nippled must be very thankful we are no where as nipple hungry as Kraznys mo Nakloz, and we have Photoshop these days.
How did you think the guys look sans nipples, areolas, and belly buttons? Well, we’re sewing them all back, and you may inspect them all again. Hope you had fun this April 1st! 🙂
Craving for more Game of Thrones? QC has brought this fantasy seven kingdoms to greater heights in FELEBS, where you watch Johnny Rapid ride his way to the crown in the GOT 60-page issue.
And we wonder how much of our previous years’ April Fools antics you remember. Go right after the jump to see the complete year-by-year report.
Welcome to the end of another sexy, crazy week here on QueerClick. Anyone got any good stories? Any wild sex injuries? (We’re looking at you, Darkhog.) This week brought us some crazy hot posts, including two former men of the year (mens of the years?), plus some hot celebrity posts and more dicks than we could shake a stick at! Got any good stories for us? Eh?
This week was the first week of spring in some parts of Planet Unicorn. Which means that for some, the Ice is thawing, boners are beginning to bloom, and skank top season is right around the corner. Hooray!
How was your week, QueerClickers? Ours was great, thanks for asking. This week brought us a sexy wrestler, a new FELEBS post, and an odd combination of new twitter followers. Sit back, relax, and rub one out as you prepare to celebrate the weekend.
After crossing the 100,000 milestone on GuysWithiPhones, it looks like some nub non-iPhone users have infiltrated the archives. These vandals threaten the purity and sanctity of all that GWiPs has worked to build over the years. They need your help to root them out, and restore order to the GWiP world. To catch these jackasses, take a look through the archives, find the URLs for these dumb-phone using pirates, and send them all to the authorities. You will be handsomely rewarded!
Help us help them QueerClickers, you’re our only hope!
Things took a turn for the sad this week with the news of Wilfried Knight’s passing. We don’t necessarily want to dwell on this any longer than we already have, but the news occasioned a beautiful piece of writing by a QC staffer who knew Knight personally. How’re things on your end ‘Clickers? All the standard fixins? Work/semen in the eye/furious masturbation? Yup, us too.
It was a reader-powered week, here on QC. As always, you guys continue to be amazing and keep us going! The number one post of the week to check out is the reader-powered discussion about body image that showed up earlier this week. Start the weekend off with some feel-good reading, eh? It’ll at least give you something to mull over as you troll the street corners, right?
This week was also a huge milestone for Guys With iPhones: They hit their 100,000th picture posted! Congrats on this huge accomplishment, and we look forward to the next 100k studs. We might even look forward to some celebration over the next several days…
Happy March, folks. This week has been Men.com Week on QC, a week which has left us needing a shower, a cigarette, and some ointment for all the masturbation-related friction burn (we’ve long since run out of lube). How was the week, QueerClickers? Anyone get fucked by a trucker this week? Just us? Oh.
Hey QueerClickers! Thank RuPaul/Paul Ryan/Ryan Gosling/Joan Crawford/whatever goddess you pray to that the week is finally over. This week, we’re starting a new thread, which we’re dubbing our QC RoundUp. Admit it, this is even more awesome than the the time Regina George punched you in the face.
As the week winds down, we want to take a break from our regularly scheduled programming (cocks, abs, lube, etc) to look back at some comments and tweets you guys made about cocks, abs, lube, etc. A small-scale “week in rewind” feature. Plus, we want to hand over the comment thread here to you; do with it whatever you want. Especially if what you want involves posting awkwardly-lit cock pictures. Or, I guess you can give us your two cents about these (sure to be hilarious and deeply meaningful) posts, complain about your dipshit coworkers, or brag about some particularly great and sleazy sex you had involving rusty nails and a neck tattoo. We’re imagining a smutty pub-type setting in which you can have a drink and unwind with your fellow QueerCitizens. You know, like any gay bar on the planet after 2am. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky.
