QC RoundUp — March 2
Happy March, folks. This week has been Men.com Week on QC, a week which has left us needing a shower, a cigarette, and some ointment for all the masturbation-related friction burn (we’ve long since run out of lube). How was the week, QueerClickers? Anyone get fucked by a trucker this week? Just us? Oh.
Out first New Follower this week has us scratching our heads a little. Don’t get us wrong, all are welcome on Planet Unicorn, and our unconventional readers are the absolute coolest. @Golden_Brusen touches down from Planet LadyParts, and so far she tweets mostly relationship advice (Mariah knows we can use all the help we can get in that department). Welcome to the fun.
Make sure he doesn’t have a girlfriend It’s pointless to go after someone who is already in a relationship!
— Golden Bruson (@Golden_Bruson) January 7, 2013
Strange as it may sound, this next follower appears to be a giant cock. Who on earth taught their dick to tweet? Ok, fine, it’s possible he’s just tweeting dick pics. Either way, we’re totally cool with it. Let’s all give a big dickshake to @menccs19.
Otra! twitter.com/Menccs19/statu…
— Fuck you (@Menccs19) February 23, 2013
And let’s not forget our new powercouple @sethandjakexxx, worth it for both adorable sentiment and steamy pics.
My Baby Boy @sethknightxxx and I will be at @sharenightclub in Vegas tonight. Who is coming out? @jakeandsethxxx twitter.com/JakeGenesis/st…
— Jake Genesis (@JakeGenesis) March 1, 2013
There we have it! Welcome to Plant Unicorn, folks and enjoy the ride. On to our Favorite Comments!
Without a doubt, our favorite comment of the week comes from Adam, the biggest movie buff on the fucking planet. Seemingly within moments of our celebrity junk contest being posted, Adam had all the right answers. He’s like some kind of dick Rainman.
And we’ll leave you with this wonderful truism from Funcamnow. Do you guys agree?
Have a good weekend, errbody. And don’t forget to submit your questions for Johnny Rapid!
