As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!!
Hey everyone it’s Chinpoko! I hope everyone had a good week. Chinpoko had a great one. In fact it was so hot at QC, I don’t know if I can make it through this week’s PataPorn With Chinpoko without popping myself, but I’ll try. 😉
WOOF! Hello peeps! This is Cadet Toby, giving y’all a roundup of all the witty action over at the Gay Bloggies 2007.
After a gentlemanly and mandatory round of self-intros (don’t worry no one got the boot yet), we’ve entered our very first Elimination Round –Challenge 1: Confess Something You’ve Never Written On Your Blog. This is when it gets exciting. Read all twelve never-been-blogged-before confessions – including a bad and very literal case of chocolate overdose, finger-licking, hot dog buns, a 6-minute cellphone sex video, and an unwanted pregnancy!? – and cast your votes now. We’ll be collecting votes until end of Tuesday, 13/11.
Who will get the boot, and which eleven will continue to battle for the top prize? Stay tuned.
If you’re thinking, “Hey, I’d love to nominate myself for the Gay Bloggies, but I just don’t know if I’d make it…”, then you should think again! We can’t yet reveal specifics, but up for grabs this year is a boat load of cash (and other fun prizes, but pay attention to the cash!).
Out of all the nominations, twelve contestants will be chosen to begin blogging together in competition on November 1 at GayBloggies.com. Contestants will be given several topics, tasks, and categories to blog about. Each week several contestants will be “logged off” by popular vote until only three remain.
So get off your ass and go nominate yourself, or your favorite gay blogger, at GayBloggies.com. Hurry up, you only have a few days!
Canadian porn star, and all around nice guy, Pierre Fitch emailed us the other day to tell us about his new online dating site he is developing. He is recruiting hot guys to join his site for dating, chat, and all around hot fun.
The site is in it’s early days and Pierre is developing some great, and sexy ideas, so why not head over and create a profile…you might even get a chance to chat with a porn star!
We’re going to be inducing sticky messes with this upcoming one. Stay tuned to Sticky! Virtual Date 7 (Part 1) is now available for download! You’ll require Pando and password to download the file (using Pando for these reasons: free software install, no spy/adware, faster transfers, and allows for bigger files). Now go grab it! Virtual Date 7 (Part 2) is now available for download! Virtual Date 7 (Part 3) is now available for download!
We hope you enjoyed the virtual date (and various scenarios; did you prefer him as the top or bottom?) with our Asian hottie. Let us know if you’d like to see more Asian videos.
If you can only afford one membership and want more content than you can ever wish to download (we’re talking hi-res quality here) Gay Video Box might be worth your investment.
What we really dig about Gay Video Box is how you can easily and quickly choose to preview scenes (and scenes within scenes no kidding!!! You can create your own “start” and “end” points), play them at 3 different resolutions – High, Medium, Low – which is very thoughtful as it caters to users with varying connection speeds. Even if you’re on broadband, sometimes you just want to see something FAST! So nice choice there you’ll have.
And of course you can download everything (or only the scenes you want after cutting out what you think is crap) at Hi-Res for safekeeping forever. The videos have no DRM protection.
All the full video titles on Gay Video Box have been neatly sorted into search-friendly categories like anal sex, hunks, twinks, oral and younger guys. Videos are further searchable by Studio name, and porn star. Each DVD title is listed with a box cover, title, stars, studio and a synopsis of the action as well as the length and size of each video. Some categories still lay on the thin side (hey Gay Video Box is only about half year old!) but some categories like – Oral, Anal, Hung – have more than you can chew.
There are 2 price plans:
# $9.95/month recurring for Basic Subscription
# $14.95/month recurring for Premium Subscription (with true DVD Resolution Videos at 3,500 kbps) Gay Video Box has consistently received rave reviews with trusted site review sites like The Best Porn, Gay Demon, Rabbit Reviews. Check it out.
Ahhh, passionate Brazil! We love it even more… with our (not so secret) favorite Brazilian Weblog: Made in Brazil. Check out the post about DJ Offer Nissim and how he shook up the club (The Week) in Sao Paulo. (Especially the videos)… of course the music wasn’t all that was rockin’ the house. Check out the gorgeous men. Dang. I don’t know about you, but it’s starting to get cold enough in my town… and the remedy might just be traveling south and getting sweaty with a few hundred shirtless Brazilian boys. What do you think?
We are always seeking out sites that stand out, and this recent find does that. Literally. TeenfeetUSA.com is full, no strike that, jam packed with page after page of sexy, hot,’ teen’ feet, oh and a whole lot of hot faces and dicks to go along with those lovely feet… The menu here is diverse, but the definite theme is the type of young man you see at the park skating, the kid next door, who you secretly watch out your window. Feet in socks, feet in undress, feet in boots, cum covered feet…. well you get the picture!
We’d like to take a moment in thanking SuperDrewby for their very excellent review of QueerClick. We got a 5-star badge! *BLUSH* You know we have been reviewing all those paysites, but when it comes to reading reviews OF ourselves, it’s most scary, we tell you!
SO THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
“Hot Latin Amateurs” is what you can find at LatinBoyz.com – amateur Latino type men sporting big, thick, uncut cocks, hot bodies and faces. This online magazine looks like it has been around for a while with a good following of guys that are obsessed with Latin boys. Real Latino, Blatino and Hispanic men from different locals engaged in some sexually explicit action.
It seems like there are a lot of sites for gay guys, but only include straight guys fucking women. That’s fine if that turns you on, but sometimes I don’t understand how any of this is for gay guys at all! It seems more like a trick for our money! Fortunately, straightboysfucking.com isn’t one of those sites. It includes lots of voyeuristic fun watching hot guys get off with women, but it also includes several video and photo sets of guys alone. FIRST IMPRESSIONS:
Before you sign up, the site offers a pretty good glimpse of what you can expect, including the standard free tour with preview videos. Primarily this site is for the porn hound who loves videos, but there are a photosets to enjoy as well. The free tour definitely focuses on the guys and not the women, however as you dig deeper you discover there is plenty of content which shows hot guys fucking women. If this doesn’t interest you, you’ll probably want to find a guy-only website. However, if you find this kinda hot… you may want to dig even deeper by signing up. THE MEMBERS SECTION:
The site is broken down into some easy to navigate sections: Exclusive Video, Photos, Interviews, Features (which includes exposes on boys, movies, or what’s new), and a nice support area. Once again, videos are the focus here. We like that you can view them in full size (broadband connections) or standard size. We also liked all the details that they give you about models and the movies themselves. QuickTime played our movies without any trouble and the feed was quick and steady. The movies were pretty good. Hot action, but some suffered from bad lighting or simply a premise that we weren’t into. However, just when we thought we were discouraged, we came (ha!) across a clip that got us all hot an bothered. THE MEN:
Overall, these guys are young, hung and very horny. Not typical twinks and not solely rough guys, but a good mix of everything. One drawback, in our opinion was there wasn’t too much diversity in the guys themselves. There are a few Latin or black guys, but for the most part, most are white and circumcised. On the other hand, we did appreciate the variety in what these guys did in front of the camera. Some did solo stuff, a lot fuck women or are in a gang bang. Finally, we like that this website seems to push these guys to explore their kinky fantasies. While straight, some don’t mind playing around with a girl with a strap-on dildo. Now that’s not typical for straight guys’ porn sites!
Our favorite guy so far? Ahh, Kevin… but that’s just us. See:
We also liked the interviews, which added some fun (or even some fun disappointment in hearing them speak!!!). Overall, you’ll find guys in fucking in public, college dorm jackoff contests, frat boys filming each other, drunken sex parties, double-teaming action, sex doll sex and jocks getting sucked off. All pretty tasty in our opinion. THE PRICING:
You can pay by credit card, call an 800 number, a 900 number for charging to your phone bill or bill your checking account. One full month is $29.99 and three months is $59.99. Best of all, you can cancel anytime. THE BOTTOM LINE:
A lot of sites feature straight guys, yet are targeted for queer clickers like us. Quite frankly, we think a lot of these sites miss the mark in getting us horny… their content focuses solely on the girls. Straight Boys Fucking is different. It does focus on the guys, and we appreciate it! We like how theirs is a good mix of content, whether it be guys flashing their dicks in public or a gang bang with a girl, but zeroes in on these guys getting off. Porn is about voyeurism, and if you like watching straight guys, you’ll love this site. It’s easy to navigate and the content refreshes often. We just wish they had more guys of color on the site and sometimes better lighting or filming quality on a few of the guys. All in all… a good site for your money. www.StraightBoysFucking.com
There are many sites that are geared towards one type of guy or fetish: twinks, leather, hairy, bodybuilders, but rarely do you come across a site that’s like a virtual department store of photos, videos, and erotica. RandyBlue is just that type of site.
Get ready to get very familiar with your hand.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
From the second I got to the site, I was truly overwhelmed—in a good way. Not much flesh per se (although the hot photo of Kody, Kyle, & Sebastian was my kind of welcome), but just the sheer amount of sections made me wonder if I’d ever be tempted to leave.
THE SECTIONS
RandyBlue is divided into many different areas. The first part is “Exclusives” with photos and videos of models you can find only on RandyBlue, and it is indeed very huge with 17 models at last count with many more to be added, and this grows even larger when you include all the multiple pairings between all the guys.
The next section is called “Video Selection” and it’s a real grab bag in more ways than one. There’s the popular Australian SexGaymes series of videos, Raging Stallions Studio’s Rear Stables, and a ton of other mini-sites attached that cater for virtually whatever scene you desire at the time (from “Huge Cocks Theater” to “Twink Time” to “Meat Police”). A real pleasure was surfing through Montreal-based Cum on Boys. Randy Blue’s own videos are also included here.
If you’re in the mood for real live action, there’s the “Live Selection” which is just as detailed. There’s Chi Chi LaRue’s Live & Raw and Live & Raw 1-on-1, Prague Buddies, Naked Frat House, and the ever-popular Flirt-4-Free.
If you want all hardcore, the “Pure XXX Selection” gives you RandyBlue’s exclusive hardcore photos and videos plus all the other video channels all on one page. (You’ll find that very useful after awhile.)
Finally, there’s “Stories & E-Zines,” which starts off with RandyBlue Adventures (where our host tells us his many sexual exploits around the world), a very impressive collection of erotic stories, and online editions of magazines Unzipped, Men, Freshmen, and 2 (a magazine devoted exclusively to hardcore twosomes).
And remember, we haven’t even seen any of the men yet.
THE MEN
Virtually every type of guy you can imagine appears on this website. The “Model Quick Search” on the homepage offers up “Latin Guys, White Guys, Bodybuilders, Uncut, Hairy Men, Black Men, Twinks, Hung, Asian, and Hardcore” options for both photos and videos.
The video selection is impressive with 23 pages of videos available, though the photo section is no slouch either with a whopping 38 pages of just solo pictures (it jumps to 42 when you add in the hardcore pictures).
And the men?
The only way to describe them is that they’re all quite hot. There’s no other way to categorize them because there is no type that reigns supreme. If there’s any type lacking it would be men over 30, but even the few over 30s are at the top of their game with the twenty-somethings.
THE VIDEOS
RandyBlue has a nice “trailer” feature that plays the second you make your video choice. Every video is divided into several clips—some as high as 17—but instead of having to pick and choose your clips based only on a still picture, you get to see a selection of the best clips beforehand. Much like you can’t judge a book by its cover, you can’t judge a video by a still photo alone. This feature, however, is just for the exclusive videos, which is great because there are tons of them.
Each video clip can be played in with Windows Media, Quicktime, or Real Video at speeds ranging from 100kbps to 500kbps.
SPECIAL MENTION
Have several places you tend to gravitate to on the website? You can put them all in one place with the “My Favorites” function. On a site as huge as this, it’s definitely needed.
THE PRICE
RandyBlue offers several pricing plans. The cheapest is $2.95 for 24 hour access, which does not include the bonus sites of Twink Jackoff and Amateur Jackoff. The monthly plan is $24.95 does include this. As do the $39.95 one month access (non-recurring) and the $119.00 1 year access (non-recurring).
THE BOTTOM LINE
Randy Blue is a perfect match for those who have diverse taste in men as well as scenes and want to have one stop to get off. The quality of men is pretty consistently high and with weekly updates.
QC Rating: 4 Stars
If you’ve ever wondered what that hot guy-next-door or across the street does behind closed doors, Next Door Male is right up your alley. First Impressions
The site is definitely designed with getting you off in as few clicks as possible. The member’s entrance leads you directly to the straight guys, who each have their own section with pictures and movies (Quicktime and WMV, though only the Quicktime versions are downloadable). The Movies
If solo sessions get you hard, then this site was made for you. Most of the movies have no off-camera coaxing or deer-caught-in-the-headlights stares at the camera. This is what I found most interesting. I don’t know what the guys behind this site do to relax the boys, but it works. You really get the sense that you are seeing these guys at home jerking off.
Another bonus is that many of the movies include several scenes, so you can see these guys cum more than once. The Galleries
No nonsense rules here. Each model has about 35 pictures that you can view individually or as part of a slideshow. There’s no control over the intervals for the slideshow, but it moves at just right speed so your eyes can linger without losing your erection. The Men
Very natural-looking guys here. Again, as the site’s name suggests, these are really the type of guys you would see next door, especially if you’re at a college dorm. The majority of the guys are very smooth, lean, and naturally muscular. There are plenty of athletes featured, in particular runners. The emphasis is on guys in their early 20s, though a few models are 25 and up and there are several 18-19 year old guys as well. The site says that 95% of their models have no professional modelling experience.
You get a new men next door every week. The Price
Several different options. The first is a monthly that starts at $19.95 for the first two periods of 30 days, and then drops by $1 each 30 day period until it reaches $15.95 where it stays for the remainder of your membership. There is also a non-recurring 30 day membership for $22.95, a non-recurring 90 day membership for $55, and a non-recurring 6 month membership for $100. The Bottom Line
If solo jerk-off scenes get you hot this site offers you pretty good content for your dollar. Granted, there may not be much flash, but the movies, easy-to-use format, and pictures do make it worthwhile. The pricing is also pretty enticing, and members receive a discount at affiliated sites Next Door Buddies and Next Door Hookups, which is good for this reviewer who likes a lot of variety.
So, fellow queer-clickers, are you looking to really heat things up this summer? Then BiLatinMen.com is just the site to put a little spice in your life (and in your shorts!) FIRST IMPRESSIONS
BiLatinMen may not have the flash of other sites, but it certainly has the flesh! Hot. Latin. Flesh.
At first glance this site appears a bit rough-around-the-edges and somewhat low-tech in appearance, but that’s part of its appeal. The focus here is the dozens upon dozens of papi’s gay-lore. No pretty intro pages or club music blasting here, this site cuts right to the uncut meat.
The Home screen is broken down into several sections: Members, Free Zone, Make$$$, New Download Screen Shots, What’s New?, Free Tour, Join Now, Rent XXX Videos and Customer Service. THE MEMBERS SECTION
Here you will find the throbbing core of the site: Pictures in 4 galleries, Videos in 6 galleries, Hot Stuff in 1 gallery, Erotic Artwork in 3 galleries and Erotic Stories with dozens of entries.
I can honestly say – you definitely get your $’s worth here. At $9.95 a month and 5 (damn!) updates a week – it’s a bargain guys. In the photo section alone I counted over 170 models!
The picture galleries are filled to the brim with dozens of buff bois (and two or three girls?! Oh, wait, the site is called Bi-Latin-Men.com! Riiiiight). About 75% of the sets are solo shots, while the other 25% is a nice mix of 2-somes and 3-somes.
The video section is also nicely packed with most vids running 5 to 6 minutes in length. You have the option to download or stream the vids, but it does require you to have a Real Player to see them. If you don’t, they kindly offer a RP download link so you can jump right into the action.
The artwork section (dominated by one artist in particular) has a very urban, spray-paint-on-the-wall look to it, but fits in really well with the sites overall vibe.
I didn’t have a lot of time to check out many of the erotic stories, but the number of entries looked promising. THE MEN
The models cum from many different Latin backgrounds. There are guys from Mexico and Peru, Brazil and Columbia. Just click on a pic in any one of the 4 photo galleries and you’ll find out which countries their cocks came from.
Age-wise, most of the guys are in their late teens or early 20’s and pretty much all of them sport smokin’ lean or muscular bodies. The stats of the models are given with each photo set, including cock size, which for most models runs about 7 or 8 inches uncut.
Many of the models are either inked or pierced, with many of the men decorated in both. So, if you are searching for clean-cut, A&F pretty-boys here, this site may not be for you. If you get turned on by cocky, backward-cap/wife-beater wearing, down-on-the-corner, gang-bang homebois, than this is the place for you. THE FREE ZONE SECTION
This is one of the better “free” sections I’ve seen on a pay-site. You get your typical model preview here (with large X’s blocking the guys private parts), but you also get access to a few other perks such as the live chat room, message board and personals. There is also a section for club promos and gay trips, but unless you live in CA, OR or TX, they are kind of limited and far to explore in person. THE MAKE $$$ AND CUSTOMER SERVICE SECTIONS
In the Make $’s section you can either apply to become a model or an affiliate of the site. Pretty cut and dry here, but make sure you are not cut or dry if you are looking to be a model.
The Customer Service section is also pretty clear and simple, but make sure you check out the cool Members Only Wallpapers and the Free Chat Room links. THE BOTTOM LINE
Overall, BiLatinMen.com is solid. I found myself getting aroused more and more the deeper I explored all the Latin Papi’s. The pics are numerous and the vids are pretty good in both quality and quantity. The only two things that threw me were the occasional female model and the sort-of-annoying request to enter my password each time I wanted to view a new video, but beyond these two minor issues, the site is pretty hot.
As I stated earlier, you definitely get a nice bang for your buck! Editor’s Footnote: This is sparkling new QC contributor Rob’s very first post on QueerClick! Say HELLO! Congrats Rob. Welcome to the happy family. =)
There’s always something special about a cute young straight guy willing to show off his body for the camera, but throw in a hard cock and a sexy Aussie accent, and you have the makings of many guys’ fantasies. Teenboymodels.com (and its cousin, StraightAustralianGuysJackingOff.com) promise just that: gorgeous guys from Down Under ready to strip and let it all out! Layout
The site is easy enough to figure out on the surface. The main page at Teenboymodels.com has the Members entrance clearly marked. Once inside, the main Member index page runs down the latest updates and has a self-explanatory menu to lead you to the goods. The Guys
A whopping 210 beautiful boys are currently featured on the site, with new updates promised regularly. All appear to be original models, not seen on any other pay site. The “Model Galleries” link on the main Member page leads you to thumbnail face-shots of each of the guys, which then link to their individual home pages. All of them are so cute you won’t know where to begin! There’s a guy to suit just about any taste. Many of the guys are smooth-chested, adorable twinks, but there are also a few guys who are hairier and/or slightly older. Refreshingly, they’re not all chiseled and airbrushed Abercrombie models. Sure, some of hottest ones have six pack abs (I highly recommend Joni, Sebastian, Calvin and Nathan), but many of them are just your regular boy-next-door types, which, combined with that Down Under appeal, adds to the authenticity as “real” guys. Each guy’s home page has a detailed breakdown of their stats and likes and dislikes, though the accuracy of the information may not be that reliable. For example, under body hair, a few of the hairier guys are listed as “smooth” when they clearly are not. Thumbnails for photos and movies are also on each page. Galleries
TONS of photos are available for each model, anywhere from 50 to several hundred (I found more than 600 for one of the guys!). All are good quality and decent size. The guys are presented in various states of undress, many beginning on a beach and ending up in a bedroom. Several consecutive shots are similar, but the vast quantity of photos still presents plenty of variety. Most of the guys get completely naked and several (though not all) get fully aroused. A few of the photo series even get all the way to a cumshot. Navigation of the galleries isn’t perfect: clicking on a thumbnail leads to the full-size photo, but the only way to advance to the next pic is to hit the “back” button on your browser and re-loading the guy’s main page.
A separate “View my XXX Gallery” link is available for a few of the guys, leading to even more naked pictures of masturbation and gloryhole action, with a handful of guys going all the way to anal sex. A couple of older guys service many of the boys through a gloryhole, though a few of the models try out blowjobs in dual scenes. Navigation within these galleries is easier, thanks to the presence of “previous” and “next” arrow buttons. The Movies
Two types of movie clips are available: Model movies include interviews with the guys, sometimes nude, but rarely with any action. The interviews are mostly the same, with the cameraman asking about their “favorites” or where’d they’d like to go for the ideal vacation. While that gets old fast, hearing those hot Aussie accents makes up for the inane line of questioning. Be warned that the thumbnails for the Model movies don’t always match the scene. XXX clips are also available, usually featuring the same action that can be found in each model’s XXX gallery. I highly recommend big-dicked Shane’s gloryhole movie, muscular stud Sebastian’s jack-off clips (though the image quality is not the greatest) or anything featuring young stud Nathan getting sucked or fucking another guy.
The video quality is a little inconsistent. Most of the clips are in MPEG format, though I found a few that were WMV files. The screen size varies, but you have no control over that. Many of the movies offer an option to download a lower-bandwith 56K version or a Cable/DSL version, though some of the older clips simply load in as an embedded file in a new window. The XXX videos are broken down into 2 to 3 minute clips which can be saved to your hard drive, but you’ll need a file-joining program to watch them all together, uninterrupted.
Not every model has videos; for those that do, links to the movies are front-and-center (well, on the right side of the screen) on each guy’s main home page. The Extras
The “Voyeur,” “Gloryhole” and “XXX” sections include most of the movies already featured on each model’s main page, but there are sometimes a few extra. Short stories, Gay/Bi News and even a Video Sex Chat area is offered. The Bonus Galleries include several pictures from outside studios, but the Bonus Videos link takes you to some off-site offerings. Preview
Before you commit to a membership, you can check out the guys in the free tour. The same face-shot thumbnail listing of the models is available in the preview, which can be clicked for a few photo samples of the guys. The Price
Various pricing packages are available, from $49.95 for one month non-recurring, to a $34.95 monthly membership (which is currently discounted to $29.95). A $99 four month membership is also offered with the lure of a free online movie. Payments can be made through CCBill, online check, or 900 phone number. Alternate Site
If all you want is the erotic action, then try Teenboymodels.com‘s cousin, StraightAustralianGuysJackingOff.com. 57 of the guys from Teenboymodels.com are on this site, with the same photo and movie content and a similar layout, only these are mostly only the guys who got completely naked and into some action. Unfortunately, even though the content is streamlined to just the hard cock guys (read: less content), the price for this site is the same. The Bottom Line
If you’re into hot Australian twinks, this is the site for you. Better and higher quality movie clips can probably be found elsewhere, but the vast quantity and variety of photos and the large number of original models is more than enough to keep you busy for the duration of a multi-month membership.
