It’s November sweeps for the networks, so that means it’s Prime Time for Chinpoko. He’s pulling out all the stops, he’s throwing you something big, he’s—actually it’s more of the good stuff you expect every week. How can you improve on PataPorn With Chinpoko? QCam Hotties
Whew! Who knew Queerclick was packin’ the hotties? This guys are ri-dick-u-lous, they’re so hot. Think you got what it takes to be a QCam hottie—well then, get your sassy ass over to the QueerClick gallery and click a pic! Mighty Men: Leo Giamani – Devirginization
I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him! I know they say Leo Giamani is straight, but I don’t believe it! Okay, it’s only because I want him to be my boyfriend. His calm demeanor, his silly “aww shucks” smirk, oh yeah—and his big donkey dick helps too. Ahh, Damn Leo Giamani! I wish I was your lover.
It’s November already!!! Oh my goodness, you know what that means—it’s time for another installment of PataPorn With Chinpoko! (And you thought I was going to mention the holidays and all that sh*t!) Mitch from Sean Cody
Well done, Mr. Cody… well done. I for one am ready to see Mitch pound it to a fella like a butcher in a meat shop. Mitch’s body is so unbelievably cut and his face looks as if it was crafted from a Grecian statue. I just can’t get enough of this boy. In fact, I’ve watched this film on Sean Cody four times now, and I think I’m going to have to go for round five! The Guy Site: Chance, Mike, Vince and Luke
So, off with the super buff and onto the super diverse. Even if it’s not your cup of tea, you gotta admit, The Guy Site keeps it real. I actually love seeing guys who are just as hot and sexy. If you haven’t been to The Guy Site, go take a look. This clip is only a teaser to the plethora of hotties this site has to offer. Love it! Jebidiah
Jebidah… oh, it sounds so biblical and forbidden. But wait until you see this twink’s cock—ain’t nothing forbidden about that. Well, God forbid I don’t jump on it! I know I’m just a dick, but it takes one to know one. And Jebidiah has got a big, beautiful tool that I would love to take on a test drive.
It’s less than a week away until Halloween. Yes, we at QueerClick know All Hallow’s Eve is probably the gayest holiday of the year. Yes, we know you’re working late nights on the smuttiest costume you could imagine, and yes we know you haven’t had a carb in one month, so you can wear your costume. But don’t you think it’s time for a break? We do. So chill out, grab some lube, look at Chinpoko’s tricks and give yourself a treat. It’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko! Chris Rockway and Gabriel
Chris calls it “sucky-sucky,” but I call it “hottie-hottie!” The best part about this scene is the build up. These boys really take the time to inhale each other. And Chris always looks so cute. Chris calls Gabriel a “maverick,” but I call them both “the perfect pair.” I want to see more, Mr. Blue! Hot Teasing Video
Look Ma now hands! This is a workout—at least for the guy on top. And you thought you had to take your clothes off for porn. Oh no, boys! Although I much prefer it with the sound off. The guy who’s being teased just won’t shut up and enjoy himself. Ahh, if only Chinpoko had been there. Still, I love to see some fellas get creative. Watch ’em on Sticky.
Well fellas, we’re halfway through Cocktober and I have to say the studios are pushing out the porn quicker than Jesus made water in to wine. It’s all so confusing, right? Wrong. You have Chinpoko to give you his weekly roundup of all things cock and balls. So get your 3-D glasses on and PataPorn With Chinpoko! Donate to Proposition 8!
For our friends living in the States, gay marriage has become a huge cog in the political wheel, especially in California. Whether you believe in gay marriage or not, I think everyone can agree that human rights shouldn’t be influenced by morality and religious doctrine. So take a look and see what’s happening in a huge movement for gay rights, and if you’re so inclined, give some money. Currently, conservative groups have raised $10 million more than No on Prop 8—that’s a lot of hate to fight. Also, on our own QC staff, Steve Prince, says he’ll be devastated if Prop 8 passes in his home state. Personally, I just think he just wants to wear a wedding dress.
Logan McCree and Alex Tyler
Okay, it’s official… tattoos make me crazy! And I think Rear Stable aptly named this video, because Logan McCree and Alex Tyler are hotter than hell!!! Oh my goodness, I can’t even deal with it. Just thinking about it gives me a headache (which is actually a good thing for me). But I do wonder… how bad does a dick tattoo hurt? Anybody whose got one want to share? And does the artist ink it when it’s hard or soft?
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!! Prince William Nude
Talk about a royal flash that makes me flush! I know it’s a fake, but the Windsor brothers are one hot commodity and personally, I think Prince William is packing. Mmmm… all hail the future King! If only there was gay prince out there for Chinpoko. If you know of one, send them my way, please! Authentic Footballers: Santiago
And God made man. Damn, not only is Santiago good with a ball, but I think he could do wonders with mine. This boy has the body and the face. His beautiful brown eyes sparkle and his cheekbones frame his gorgeous lips. OH MY GOODNESS—I think I’m in love. Grab some lube, ladies—this should only take about 2 minutes he’s so hot!
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!! Men Machine: Lucas Vick
Lucas Vick has put me in a state of “oh my Gawd”—sit on me right now! That boy is just sex. I think my favorite thing about him besides that tight lil’ ass, and that beautiful tanned back, and those pouty lips that like to suck Chinpoko off—uh… what was the point of this?—oh yeah! Lucas Vick has the hottest tattoos! Does anyone else agree? Damn, that boy could spread some “ink” on me anytime! First Auditions: Andrew
So I thought I was over the whole hair in the face thing… apparently not. Andrew makes me crazy. Yes, I’m sucker for accents. Although Chinpoko needs to teach him a thing or two; he beats off too fast. Slow and steady wins the race, Andrew. Instead, he looks like he’s trying to peel a hot potato jerking that thing. OUCH!
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!! Michael Lucas Fashion
Okay, as much hype as Michael Lucas gets, I still think he’s a sexy beast that could ravage me like a turkey drumstick. Now Michael is starting his own fashion blog. I wonder though—WHAT THE HELL IS HE WEARING? Come on, Michael. He looks a little bit like a cross between Superman meets Red Riding Hood meets The Craft 2 starring Pete Wentz. I don’t get it, but he is real hot—even if he does make a Derek Zoolander face all the time. Someone should tell him about that. How Do I Roll?
How do I act? Apparently, not very well. Yes I know, I’m going to hell for criticizing this new public service announcement with Franceso D’Macho, Blake Riley, Matthew Rush, Francois Sagat, and Steve Cruz. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they’re all promoting safe sex; Chinpoko NEVER leaves home with out his trusty hat. Yet, when I watch this video, I remember why I love these guys so much, and it’s not their acting ability. Yes, I’m a bitch.
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!! By The Way, I’m Gay
It’s touching, it’s personal, and it’s funny! Filmmaker Jan Dunne has made a video that gives a gay perspective that I relates to everyone, no matter where you’re from. It also helps that the lead actor is super, super hot. Yes, he’s probably underage, but I’m just a penis so that makes me ageless… right? Bryan Thomas
So, Chinpoko’s Spanish isn’t so good, but it doesn’t really matter. Why you ask? Because QC Español has a picture of Bryan Thomas that is worth at least a thousand words! This boy’s got it all: the body, the face, the dick, and Chinpoko loves that little fur on his chest. And you’re in luck, because I pride myself on detective work. I stumbled upon Bryan’s own personal blog! Yum!!! He’s just delectable.
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!! Gay Straight Guys
Okay, Chinpoko is confused. I didn’t know whether to laugh or get turned on. I know, let’s do both! These two boys are hot, Hot, HOT, and funnier than that a fart in church. I mean, Chinpoko has ALWAYS thought that sports are nothing but a big homo-free-for-balls, and I love that MADTV is clever enough to poke fun at the super “straight” guys out there. Maybe some of our favorite porn stars should take a look… Chris Rockway anyone? Hmmm… Harley vs. Simon
Czap… a… lin… su… no, that’s not it. Cziplons… no. Crapsinme… no. Well no wonder Simon changed his name to Harley— no one can say Simon’s last name!!! But who really cares? He’s still on fire. Simon, Harley, Cheeze Wiz… Chinpoko could care less what his real name is. The way Harley gave it to Addison in their flip fuck on Sean Cody… mmmm. How bout Czaplinski changes his name to “Chinpoko’s bitch!” Atta girl!
[EDITOR’S NOTE: The above-mentioned Split Identity post has been removed at the model’s request.]
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!! Club Jeremy Hall
Sometimes the gloves don’t come off, these fellas just cum.
Chinpoko has to admit that few things are hotter than planting your nose in some guy’s sweaty nuts. Well, I actually don’t have a nose, but damn, I can imagine. Jeremy really knows how to celebrate the one year anniversary of his site. Jasper and Jeremy’s chemistry makes Rocky Balboa look like an old man who can’t even speak clearly—oh wait, that’s already true. Sex and The Olympics
What do Olympians do in their spare time? Apparently, fuck one another’s brains out. Former Olympian Matthew Syed dishes the dirt on what the athletes do in their spare time. Chinpoko thinks good ol’ fashioned sex should be the next competition added to the games. Can you imagine the events?: 69, missionary, fisting… I’m sorry. What was I talking about? I got distracted…
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!! James Franco Gay Orgy Experience
We all know that James Franco looks hot in a super villain costume, but wait until you read this interview. Franco is preparing for his role in the new Harvey Milk film (if you don’t know who Harvey Milk is, then catch up on your gay history). Franco plays Milk’s lover and damn, talk about delving into a part. Thumbs up (or in my case, dick up) to Franco for being involved in such a important film. Michael Phelps
Chinpoko still does not know how this boy can eat 12,000 calories a day and look this hot. Oh wait, he swims his ass off — that’s why. Well, the Olympics puts so much importance of Phelps winning medals, but don’t they know the summer Olympics is all about looking at hot swimmers? And looking at this picture, I think Phelps could win another medal with Chinpoko, but it might be covered in lube!
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!! Joshua at Maskurbate
Who says hard work doesn’t pay off? Not Maskurbate. A couple of years ago, Joshua was turned down by the board of Masked Jackers of the Penis. Thankfully, Joshua gained some hard core muscle and put on a show. Boy howdy, does this boy have a nice tool. And not only does he have a rockin’ body, but that face! So adorable, Chinpoko could eat off of it. I’ll let your imagination fill in the rest… Derek fucks Jeff at Corbin Fisher
I think Derek is a dancer or something. Seriously, if there was a show called So You Think You Can Fuck, he’d sure be on it, for sure. The way that boy moves and Jeff is eating it up&mdash literally. At then end of the video, Derek fills that boy’s mouth with such a hot load. It totally gave Chinpoko blue balls, which hurts since I’m just a dick and balls!
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!! Aussie Bum- the Outback
Good God! Chinpoko is moving to Australia. It’s official. The men in the new Aussie Bum commercial are hotter than the heat. Watching those fellas strut about in the blazing sun with their swim trunks sticking to their sweaty cocks. Mmmm, that’s hot porn for me if I’ve ever seen it! Too bad you have to look like the Aussie Bum models to actually look good in those little bitty swimsuits. But who cares? Keep those commercials cumming AussieBum!
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!! Aaron at Corbin Fisher
Um……………………..um……………………….(deep breath)…………..
Chinpoko is speechless. Who is this Aaron at Corbin Fisher? Is he a man, a myth, a god? That face with the stubble. Those hot pecks with those nipple rings. His tight ass. Oh yeah, and his gi-normous, bigger than the Empire State Building, thicker that a grande burrito at Taco Bell, hot-ass let-me-sit-on-it dick. Well done Corbin Fisher, well done. You know enough words; if you call yourself gay get your ass over to Corbin Fisher. You won’t be disappointed.
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!! Steven Didas
Chinpoko is so in love with Steven Didas that I don’t even care that I have not seen him naked! Usually that’s a deal breaker for me, but Steven is breaking all my rules. This sexy model with his long lean frame is perfect for what he does which is just looking pretty. I love the shots of Steven in bed. Chinpoko can just imagine myself right up against him–or better yet IN HIM! Yowser! I think I’m going to need something to wash this boy down with.
As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!!
