PataPorn With Chinpoko!

As the days of last week have flown by or been jacked-off into oblivion, QC’s friend Chinpoko has been fed, or fed up, with this week’s latest helping of QC porn. And even though we at QC don’t always agree with him, we appreciate his hunger for all things queer. So take your seat, grab a soda, and get some butter (or lube) because it’s time for PataPorn With Chinpoko!!!

Men Machine: Lucas Vick
Lucas Vick has put me in a state of “oh my Gawd”—sit on me right now! That boy is just sex. I think my favorite thing about him besides that tight lil’ ass, and that beautiful tanned back, and those pouty lips that like to suck Chinpoko off—uh… what was the point of this?—oh yeah! Lucas Vick has the hottest tattoos! Does anyone else agree? Damn, that boy could spread some “ink” on me anytime!

First Auditions: Andrew
So I thought I was over the whole hair in the face thing… apparently not. Andrew makes me crazy. Yes, I’m sucker for accents. Although Chinpoko needs to teach him a thing or two; he beats off too fast. Slow and steady wins the race, Andrew. Instead, he looks like he’s trying to peel a hot potato jerking that thing. OUCH!

German entrepreneur invents spray-on condoms
OH MY GAWD. I feel like one of those girls that gets to be on Project Runway where they design a dress just for her. Can you imagine? My own special fitted condom. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU UNIVERSE. My condom hat is currently a bit too tight, and I would love to go up a size. I only hope they can fit Chinpoko for a custom order soon!
Whoops! Looks like I had my hat on too tight this weekend, because I haven’t realized the time. I gotta be going, but I’ll see you next time.
Have a good week, and don’t forget to get turned on!