Two VH1 Boyfriend Bootcamp Skanks Get It On: Charm Of Tool Academy 2 and Taylor Royce of Tough Love


Sex tapes are a double-edged sword—yes you get to see slightly famous people fucking but on the other hand they tend to take for-fucking-ever to cut through the bullshit and get to the dick (case in point). Luckily this sex tape of VH1 reality show washups getting it on cuts through the crap to give you what you came for: hard cock with minimum about of boob and poon.
Sadly, it also cuts all the action down to a 1-minute 54-second video that has more footage of drunken Taylor Royce slurring her words than of her sucking Charm’s fat cock. You may recall that Charm Rice Brittian’s nickname on Tool Academy 2 was “Sh*t Talkin’ Tool.” He lives up to his name in their flirty repartee:

Ms. Royce: What the fuck am I getting out of it?
Mr. Taylor: You get some fuckin’ fat dick.

(and later…)

Ms. Royce: (drunkenly) Kiss me!
Mr. Taylor: (mocking her) “Kiss me, kiss me!” Like you do. If you let me nut in your mouth, I’ll make out with you. Deal? I’ll make out with you all night long.

These skeezes are like the 21st century Romeo and Juliet or some shit. But they do have one thing going for them—for what little we see of it, Charm has a nice cock and Royce can certainly take it hard—pretty damned hot.
If you give a crap (and we hope you don’t), Tool Academy 2 is a VH1 “boyfriend bootcamp” reality show where losers try to become refined gentlemen (kinda like My Fair Lady for douchebags). We only mention this because Tool Academy turds have ended up showing us their dicks on at least three separate occasions. Three’s definitely a trend. Now only if we can get our hands on the full version of this tape so we can see Charm’s “fuckin’ fat dick” spooge in Taylor’s mouth like they promised. Ohh… romance!

25 Sep 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Amateur College Sex: Dru & Delila

Amateur College Sex: Dru & Delila
It’s been a while since we had Dru on the ACS side. Dru kisses Delila. He kisses her stomach and pulls her up on him as she takes her clothes off. She laughs and says he’s like a roller coaster, “only better.” “These are nice,” Dru says, and kisses her breasts. Sliding downwards, he fingers her and eats her out. His boner pops out of his underwear as he takes his jeans off.

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17 Sep 10 By scotchtape 7 Comments

Amateur College Sex: Dalton & Delila

Amateur College Sex: Dalton & Delila
Even though Delila has a little trouble with Dalton’s button-fly jeans, once she gets them off him, she has no trouble getting to work on his monster cock! Amateur College Sex put their newest freshman and newest girl together to watch the sparks fly. Dalton’s perfect abs and chest are amazing to watch in action as he drills her. But that huge dick never stops commanding your attention.

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20 Aug 10 By scotchtape 11 Comments

Amateur College Sex: Lucas and Ashley

Amateur College Sex: Lucas and Ashley
It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Lucas on the Amateur College Sex side and even longer since he’s had any one on one time with any of their girls. Since everybody likes to play with Lucas, he always ends up getting shared in a bi tag team! To this day, he remains one of the most popular guys at CF, just as Ashley is one of ACS’ favorite girls.

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13 Aug 10 By scotchtape 2 Comments

Amateur College Sex: Travis & Cole’s Bi Tag Team

Amateur College Sex: Travis & Cole's Bi Tag Team
Sandwich, anyone?
Travis is a sexual adventurer, willing to try just about everything. He’s got an incredible attitude, a hot body and a handsome face. And he comes like a freaking geyser. Amateur College Sex paired him up with Cole, who Travis wanted the chance to play with. It’s no surprise the three of them turn in one of the hottest bi scenes since… well, since ACS’s last bi-weekly bi update where Trey and Ethan teased Cassie [More “Amateur College Sex: Trey & Ethan Teasing Cassie” on QCX]!

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08 Aug 10 By scotchtape 4 Comments

QCX’s Fetish 101: The Case of The Barebacking Politician

QCX's Fetish 101: The Case of The Barebacking Politician
John Fussle is a Republican candidate for County Commissioner running in Kosciusko County, Indiana. And recently he mistakenly bragged about having unprotected anal intercourse with a horse.
Wait a sec… what?! Umm… Let us start from the beginning…
County Commissioners basically manage the city’s budget by writing checks, so it’s not an incredibly political job. But he might have some explaining to do after Tweeting that he had spent the weekend “barebacking” in southern Indiana.
Now those of you without any straight friends should know that heterosexuals don’t always know the hip gay lingo. So it’s possible that when Fussle said “barebacking” he could have meant something else, like:
– slapping raw skins with a buttslut whore-twink,
– racing bears on horseback,
– being ridden by a woman (kinda like these guys), or
– riding a horse without a saddle.
Horrified by all the other connotations, Fussle later clarified that he meant riding a horse sans saddle, but only after someone (possibly gay) pointed out the quadruple-entendre. For the record, he did not have sexual relations with that horse. It was a completely consensual business transaction between a customer and an animal for the sole purpose of transportation and nothing more. Next time he may even use two saddles just to ensure that he and “Lady Buttercup” have no skin-on-skin contact.
Thank goodness Fussle didn’t say that he had gone “saddlebacking“—the religious voters would be in an uproar!

04 Aug 10 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments