Two VH1 Boyfriend Bootcamp Skanks Get It On: Charm Of Tool Academy 2 and Taylor Royce of Tough Love

Sex tapes are a double-edged sword—yes you get to see slightly famous people fucking but on the other hand they tend to take for-fucking-ever to cut through the bullshit and get to the dick (case in point). Luckily this sex tape of VH1 reality show washups getting it on cuts through the crap to give you what you came for: hard cock with minimum about of boob and poon.
Sadly, it also cuts all the action down to a 1-minute 54-second video that has more footage of drunken Taylor Royce slurring her words than of her sucking Charm’s fat cock. You may recall that Charm Rice Brittian’s nickname on Tool Academy 2 was “Sh*t Talkin’ Tool.” He lives up to his name in their flirty repartee:

Ms. Royce: What the fuck am I getting out of it?
Mr. Taylor: You get some fuckin’ fat dick.

(and later…)

Ms. Royce: (drunkenly) Kiss me!
Mr. Taylor: (mocking her) “Kiss me, kiss me!” Like you do. If you let me nut in your mouth, I’ll make out with you. Deal? I’ll make out with you all night long.

These skeezes are like the 21st century Romeo and Juliet or some shit. But they do have one thing going for them—for what little we see of it, Charm has a nice cock and Royce can certainly take it hard—pretty damned hot.
If you give a crap (and we hope you don’t), Tool Academy 2 is a VH1 “boyfriend bootcamp” reality show where losers try to become refined gentlemen (kinda like My Fair Lady for douchebags). We only mention this because Tool Academy turds have ended up showing us their dicks on at least three separate occasions. Three’s definitely a trend. Now only if we can get our hands on the full version of this tape so we can see Charm’s “fuckin’ fat dick” spooge in Taylor’s mouth like they promised. Ohh… romance!