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Is The WankBand The New Frontier In Porn?

Is The WankBand The New Frontier In Porn?

Now this is a feature that you won’t find in the imminent Apple Watch. Pornhub is getting into the wearables market with the recent announcement of a new device aptly called the “Wankband” that promises to be eco-friendly as it helps you to create “dirty energy” one wank at the time by generating electricity off the movement of your wrist while you jerk off. Boom! If this is true we can assume that one vigorous wanker like, let’s say Michael Hoffman, can single-handedly solve the energy crisis once and for all! Or imagine what a horde of wankers, like the ones you can find on Sticky, armed with this band could do! They say it’s in beta testing so we just hope this tech crystallizes soon and it’s not just another addition to the vaporware list. What do you think, are we ready for this kind of tech? Tell us in the comments!

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