Diesel Washington Is The Poor Man’s Francois Sagat

If pure craziness was our only criteria, our freaky arty French porn pal Francois Sagat would find a good match in controversial porn documentarian Diesel Washington. Like Sagat, Washington likes exposure and doesn’t mind doing outrageous things (like raping twinks and making up new sex moves) to get it. But unlike Sagat, Washington’s art resume is less accomplished with much lower production values. Exhibit A: the video above.
We like Nelly Furtado’s Say It RIght too, but it holds a mere candle to the lo-fi weirdness of Sagat’s Crocodile Tears—starring in an indie music video is totally pimp. Also, we’re down for Diesel’s subtle couch dancing (especially when he not-so-subtly begins stroking the neck of the guitar and starts fingering its music hole) but how about a little more dramatic flair, Diesel? Watch Sagat sell European currency if you need inspiration.
This isn’t to slam Diesel. Hell, we want him to get better exposure and production value! You live in Los Angeles, don’t you Diesel? Save up some cash from raping twinks and hire someone to produce a video that will be the art equivalent of your amazing porn.