Porn On YouTube: The Lost Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Sex Scene!

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this insanely awesome video of two flying ninjas hate-fucking one another. The male ninja has a one-foot-six-inch cock and some incredible moves like the “Invincible Wheel” and “Power Screw.” He can even slam a fuck someone while soaring through the air, balancing on a bamboo stalk, or burrowing underground like Bugs Bunny. And his cum shot? Forget it. You’re not even one-twentieth the sexual superhero that he is. Maybe he gets all his magical penis powers from his mystical mustache and ponytail!

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