QC FYI: Spaniards Rank Best, Germans Worst In World Lovers Survey

Congratulations all Spanish QueerClickers! You’re the world’s best lovers! And Germans… well, you’re ranked #1… among the worst, but there may be hope. According to a survey, carried out by global research website OnePoll.com, 15,000 women rated the sexual talent of 20 countries based on personal experience. For the worst countries, they even provided reasons.
According to the study, “English men were criticised for ‘letting women do all the work’. Swedish men were ‘too quick to finish’, Dutchmen too rough and Americans too dominating. Greeks were deemed ‘soppy’.”
Sadly, they didn’t give their explain why all the countries on the “Best Lovers” list got ranked so well—we’d certainly like to know. But if you’re on the worst lovers list, don’t lose heart. Any stinky Germans can clean up their act with a bar of soap, Russian guys can shave, Turkish guys can use antiperspirant, and Swedish guys can build up their stamina with a Fleshlight. And England? No excuses… get it together, boys.
Of course, the REAL problem with the survey may be that it was done by 15,000 women and not 15,000 gay guys. Hell, we’d probably give extra points for loud, rough, dominating, stinky, hairy, sweaty guys. Not that we’d stick around long enough to figure out what the hell country they’re from… or their first names.