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You QComment, we post the best ones. This week’s roundup includes a great assortment of anti-war masturbators, cock experts, guys who cum on crucifixes, a porn star with a broken penis, and porn fans with horrible English skills. You’re guaranteed a good time! We promise. So let’s get started!

Our last installment of the Top 10 QComments ended with a bang. If you recall, American Hero’s Poco came on the US Army patch of a military uniform, which offended ex-military QCommenter Thomas. In response, human told Thomas to “shut the fuck up” because Thomas “support[s] an institution created for the sole purpose of killing people.” We retaliated by smacking human with a “fist-sized dildo” for rudeness and pointed out the hypocrisy of masturbating to military porn while considering all military as murderers. But human stepped right back up to defend himself (his QComment is reposted here in full, with our two cents in between):

I’d just like to iterate that I was not ‘getting boned’ on the idea of somebody senseless ending another person’s life. It was a naked dude, jerking off, regardless of what he was wearing previously. I in no way condone the army or it’s aims in that I looked at such pornography. I simply found it absolutely appalling that someone thought the uniform stood for something ‘important’, when all I see is the people who leave orphans in their wake.

Now, it’s hard to take a moral stance when it’s in the view of porn, but the hypocrisy does not lie in my looking at the pornography. Indeed, I think it more so lies in the fact that you say I should respect the opinion Thomas, yet shit on me for voicing mine when it’s in opposition of his. While I did not communicate my point in the most polite way possible, I didn’t deny his right to have an opinion, only that I disagreed with it on a level that evoked rage within me.

For the record , we didn’t “shit on” human for voicing his opinion in opposition to Thomas; we shit on him for being a dick about it. We like it when QCommenters disagree with each other, we just dislike it when they get personally nasty about it. Several other QCommenters found cumming on the uniform offensive another one even told Thomas to “get over himself,” but they were civil. Then human busted out the “shut the fuck up.” And hey, we’re all for free speech (and even some catfight drama from time to time). But it’s in that spirit that we’re disagreeing with human now. Anyway, human’s tirade continues:

It’s also hard to respond in kind to someone who says such things as, “sometimes certain people just need to die”. I’m sorry if I feel justified in my disgust at the mindless killing machines created by the slaughterhouse that is the army. While it once stood for justice and humanitarianism (mainly World War 2) the army and it’s affiliations are nothing but a murderous tool used to ensure that the money and the oil keep on flowing. When you come up with some valid justification for the war in Iraq, then I may sing a different tune. I’m not holding my breath, however.

And murdering people is not a career, it’s a crime. As Einstein said, “It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.” So don’t try to paint me as the ‘bad hippy’, I’m not the one protecting a murderer.

So it becomes apparent that human’s lashing out against war and its warriors moreso than Thomas‘ belief that people shouldn’t cum on uniforms. In fact, considering his anti-war stance, human may even support people cumming on military uniforms, which would explain why he was jerking-off to Poco in the first place. And while war sucks and Einstein’s a genius, we’re not “protecting a murderer”, as human puts it—we’re protecting manners. QC’s a peaceful place (apart from the occasional rape and skull-fucking) and keeping it that way is definitely worth fighting for.
But the military hijinks didn’t end there. Gay Marine Corps member, Dick Ryan Masters, used his military prowess to size up disgraced politician, John Edwards’ cock. He not only QCommented on its size, but also Edwards’ pubes, the angle of his erection, and his “O-face”:

With my years as a gay man in the marine corps and the navy,.. I can pretty much size any guy up to the last hair. Mr. Edwards, for those concern in uncut, about 9 and 3/4 inches. He is thick at the base and has a wel shaped helmet head. His pubic hair is long and runs down from his beely to his penis and then runs over the top of his penis. This man has a very masculine private area. His testicles are lobed. One is far longer than the other and he can pull them to his chest. When he is fully erect,… he salutes at 3:00 O’clock. The best part is his “O-Face” His eyes rull back into his head and he grunts. You should see this tape. This is the guy PlayGirl should have offered money.

Wait a sec! Dick Ryan Masters has seen the rumored John Edward’s sex tape? We appreciate all the deets, Dick (especially that uncut bit… an uncut white guy is a bit like a unicorn in America). But how about spilling your secret and letting us know how we can get a peek? In fact, we’ll go so far as to offer a grand prize to whoever gets us that tape. We’ll not only reward you handsomely, we’ll also share what we find. Oh yes we will…
But Dick isn’t the only one who knows all about cocks. TS Amandah apparently knows a thing or two about genital genetics, a scientific skill that comes in handy when comparing cocks in a father-son jerk-off scene. When we first saw Rhett Jr. and his “real life dad”, Rhett Sr., jerking-off together, we wondered why Jr. had a bigger dick than his dad. TS Amandah knows why—it’s because Jr. has his mother’s father’s dick:

For those of you guys who do not know, you inherited your baldness, and your genitalia from your mothers side of the family. Males do not inherit that from their dads side. Females inherit their genitalia from their dads side of the family. In other words your dick side is approximately the same size as your mothers dads dick. Women breast, clit size would be that other their dads mom, or sisters.

You can look at their faces and see clearly they are related. Don’t know why everyone is making a fuss, its actually hot. I do feel if the dad was more attractive, no one would be making any negative comments. Watch out for the son, he is going to be a gay porn icon one day.

I personally have actually had a 3sum with a hot muscle dad and his real life teen son, before and I am a pre-op transsexual. I’ve also been with brothers too. Both times that was the hottest sex, I’ve ever HAD!!!!!

It’s weirding us out a bit to think that mothers are responsible for large cocks. On one hand chicks with dicks are kinda QCX material, though on the other hand, thanks mom!

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