I’ve seen a lot of dick this year, and I’ve penetrated a lot of ass. 2009 was good year for me, but is it wrong that in 2010 I think I can get even more ass? Hey, a dick has to have goals. Well, sadly this week’s post didn’t help to turn me on at all. In fact, you are about to read this year’s top 5 WORST posts from this year. I know it may be hard, but you must read on; it’s important to know our history. And learning from our mistakes enables us to make better porn. So let’s trod on dear fans, because it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!!!! Maximo Latino: Nico
You all know how I feel about bad hair. Over the year, I have cited several instances of where hot boys went wrong with bad hair.
Coming in at numero cinco—that’s Spanish for five, people—for this year’s worst posts, is Nico from Maximo Latino. He has, in my cocky opinion, the worst hair of all.
What makes Nico the saddest hair tragedy is that he has the most to offer. Look at that face, look at those abs, look at that raging hard-on. It’s like a beautifully wrapped present topped with the most pathetic, shittiest little bow ever. His hair actually looks like one of the models for a Supercuts. Ah, such a waste. I can only hope he read my first post and got a haircut. Bel Ami: Giorgio Carrera
Next on our “bottom five list”(tee hee, I just can’t say “bottom” without giggling) is a Bel Ami post that just made me…wander.
Giorgio is gorgeous. That thick hair, that beautifully tanned skin, those supple-ass lips…yum. In fact, I don’t blame him for this critical lack of judgment at all. In fact, I blame the artistic director—or in the case, the florist.
Yes, the florist! Because for some friggin’ reason someone at Bel Ami thought it would be good to have Giorgio photographed with a huge motherfucking sunflower. I know I said this earlier, but he really does look like a porn version of a Cabbage Patch Kid. It’s just so not right.
Thankfully, Bel Ami listened to my direction and they have now nixed the distasteful photos and have gone with barebacking twins—because that’s classy.
There were some signs that this was going to be a good one even before they got to filming this! For one, Josh spotted Addison soon after arriving at the studio and just couldn’t stop talking about how hot he thought she was. Further, and more telling, he just couldn’t stop cumming around her! That sounds kind of strange but it’s entirely true! Even before they started to mess around and were just posing for some still photos together, Josh blew his load!
Meet Aaron! He hails from Israel, but now makes New York his home! He dates many girls here but he says American woman are not as open sexually as he would like. Growing up when he played soccer he had a few guys blow him and it was no big deal, he says everybody was happy, he got his cock sucked and the gay guy got to swallow his load so it was win-win situation for everyone. He says the rumor is true that Jewish woman don’t like to suck dick, (the Israeli ones at least ) but have no problem with their bf getting one from a gay guy…its a big open secret over there.
Watching a big muscled Marine manhandle a smaller, hard-bodied devil dog is something special. Things kick off with these two Marines talking about their tattoos and lead into Diego feasting on Dorian’s really hard cock. Dink’s not sure if he’s ever seen anyone any more hungry to chow down on a nice hard cock than Diego. And Dorian is right in there with him. The passion between these two is something else. You can just smell it as you watch them breathing hard and getting so into each other.
At StraightHell, as soon as Todd slacks off from his enforced exercise, top Reuben thrashes him with the crop, laying into his torso and legs, even hitting the pegs on his nipples, striping his smooth, muscular pecs. With the constant threat of his balls being whacked, Todd grunts with effort and fear as he desperately tries to satisfy me with his rhythm and form, giving me as many reps as his captor wants, despite his aching, tired muscles.
Nada como empezar el año con un Terra The Boy en nuestra portada. Caio Cesar es demasiado guapo, y qué par de ojos tiene este macho, simplemente increíble. Muy pronto volveremos con más fotos de Caio.
Southern Strokes had been working on getting Sean up to the Lake House for over 6 months before he finally decided to give them a show. Sean is a college student with a bunch of roommates so they think that he really was having a hard time sneaking away to get naked for their cameras. In fact, they literally got a call from Sean one morning saying that he could do a shoot that day and 2 hours later, Sean was sitting on the couch naked stroking his fat cock.
It looks like fashion designer Marc Jacobs and his rich Brazilian hubby, Lorenzo Martone, have continued their Christmas vacation in St. Barts. They look a bazillion times better here than they did in the last photo series—amazing what a little sunlight will do! And between Marc’s perky buttcheeks and Lorenzo’s bulging basket, we don’t know where we’d prefer to plant our faces
We’ve got even more shots of the hot power couple along with more closeups of Martone’s awesome bulge after the jump!
