We have something to admit: we’re not awesome tops. Oh, we can fuck a tight boyhole arlight, but sometimes we go soft and we don’t always cum. So we bought a Fleshjack and a Tenga cup to practice our deep-dicking action. But we usually just end up jerking off with them instead of fucking them the way we would a real piece of ass. But that’s where the Mount N Ride comes in!
Just stick your Fleshjack or Tenga cup into the leather-like mount, use any water-based lube, and fuck the shit out of it. Its comfortable contour shape simulates a hungry bottom lying down and makes it easy to fuck from any direction Plus, it’s easy to wipe down with just soap and water.
It’s the next best thing to actual topping. Plus, if you wanna see a breathtaking demo, check out the free videos for both the Mount N Ride and Tenga Flip Hole Cup! They both feature lean muscular guys who are hot as fuck, have nice firm asses, and big dicks that shoot big loads. Watching them will make you wanna get in some good practice—so grab your favorite fuck toys and get ready for a long hard Mount N Ride! Your next bottom will moan with pleasure at what a great fuck you are.
When we were in college, we used to tie up our lovers with neckties and socks, binding their wrists and legs to the bedposts of our twin-sized beds. But now we’re out of college and we can’t even afford bedposts (stewpid loans)! Plus, we prefer to go into job interviews without our ties and dress socks being stretched out and covered in lube. So what’s a blossoming yet penniless dom to do? Try out Under the Bed Restraint System, that’s what!
The Under the Bed Restraint System comes with four 60″ nylon restraint straps that connect under your mattress with a single strap and four Sportsheets velcro cuffs that you can link together as thigh and collar restraints. It takes about 5 minutes to set up, hides easily under your mattress for discreet use, and best of all, is totally affordable!
Some cuffs and restraints can look scary, cost lots of money, and require additional wall fixtures to use. But the Under the Bed Restraint System is fun, comfortable, easy-to-use and a great start for anyone who’s wanted to use restraints without totally losing control. So relive the naughtiness of playful sex without going broke or ruining your clothes—your lovers and future boss will appreciate it.
Fleshjacks are some of our most favorite fucktoys—they’re like portable sex. And we just about died when they made Fleshjacks out of the ass, mouth, and cock of the Visconti Triplets. But Fleshjack’s just gotten three more big name porn stars in on the fun!
A poll of porn fans elected Brent Corrigan, Brent Everett, and Pierre Fitch as the new Fleshjack Boys. That means that all three men will be molded for their new Fleshjack Boys line.
We hope that means they’ll be molding sex toys in the shape of Corrigan’s ass, Fitch’s mouth, and Everett’s cock. That way we could have a fourgy with three of porn’s hottest mansluts without having to pay those exorbitant escort fees.
Summer is almost here and gaydar.net wants you to pamper yourself. As if 6 million worldwide members isn’t enough for you to join, they are also giving away 30 prizes valued over $3500. All you need to do is create a FREE profile and then be online… it’s really that simple. Simply be logged on to GAYDAR.net Tuesday night, May 25th between 9pm and 12am (EST) to be eligible to win one of the 30 prizes worth over $3500. Prizes are listed below and are good for ANY gym, spa, restaurant and bar of your choice! Prizes include: ONE $700 Gym membership TWO $300 Spa Package TWO $200 Restaurant Gift Certificates (restaurant of your choice) TWO $100 Bar Tabs (bar of your choice) FIVE $25 iTunes Gift Certificates EIGHT VIP Tickets to NYC Gay Pride Pier Dance TEN 3-month Gaydar memberships GOOD LUCK!
Everyone masturbates (duh) but not every guy fingers himself while spanking it… and why not? We don’t care if you’re a “total top”—if you’re not playing with your ass as part of your jerk-off routine, you’re missing out! Not only because it feels great, but if you can give your prostate a nice rub, you’ll cum harder than ever before.
That’s where the Rude Boy comes in! It’s a curved hands-free device made out of safe, medical-grade silicone that simultaneously stimulates both your taint and your P=spot, revving you up for a wall-splattering orgasm that your both roommates and neighbors will hear.
Just pop it in next time you JO and go! Plus it comes in different sizes and lengths so that you can pleasure your ass any way you please. So stop the ho-hum jerk-off sessions and become a one-man orgy with the Rude Boy and his friends!
Have you ever wanted an excellent blowjob but found yourself without a cocksucker? Of course you have! Heck, we feel like every second of every day. In fact, if we had someone to suck our dicks whenever we wanted, we wouldn’t even be typing this.
You have a few alternatives: you could get a boyfriend, but they require lots of time, attention, and “love” (ugh! annoying!); you could hire a hooker, but they might have super-herpes or steal your computer; you could try and learn to suck your own dick, but yoga classes are expensive and you could break your neck. Or you could just lay down 15 smackeroos for the Tenga Deep Throat Cup or Tenga Soft Throat Cup!
The Tenga cups each have super-soft and flexible nubs and ridges to give your cock a great range of squeezing, rubbing, stroking, and pressing motions as your jerk off. The Deep Throat Cup lets you adjust the sucking level with a pressure release cap and the Soft Throat Cup lets you change the squeeze using your own hand! Either way it’s a blowjob you’ll love.
So quit jerking around and waiting for a good boyfriend, hooker, or yoga class. Grab a Tenga Cup and let the enjoyment blow your mind!
Summer is coming and it’s time to celebrate your independence by enslaving a man and breaking him like a piñata! Stockroom has everything you need to make your springtime a season of painful pleasure. From wicked chastity devices (you get hard when I tell you to, bitch) to hand-held dildoes from deep amazing insertions. Now you and your slave can play all summer long!
Plus, try out their smaller goodies to add some picante to your sex—like the Sun Plug (a glass bulb for your ass), the Alien Vibe ass toy (with prostate massaging nubs), and Liquid Sizzle (a sensuous oil that heats on contact… yow!). Most of them go for under $20 making them perfect for your at-home or on-the-go play chest.
Can you stand the heat? We think so. So strap on your masks and BDSM gear and see just how hot your summer can get!
A flaming theater queen in college once told us, “If I could make a copy of myself so we could fuck, I would—it’d be good too.” Silly faggot, we thought, that’s impossible! Well joke’s on us cuz it’s not. Now you can sit on a dick just like yours and you don’t even have to have a twincestual gay brother!
The CLONE-A-WILLY KIT makes it easy. Just mix the molding powder with water, stick your erect cock into the mold for 60 seconds, pour in the liquid rubber, and voila—instant clone-sex!
Plus, it comes with a small battery-component to make your dildo a full-blown vibrator! And there’s no latex and it’s lube-safe so you can stick it wherever you pick it!
But isn’t cloning your own cock just to stick it up your ass vain?” Well of course it’s vain; that’s what being homosexual is all about. Just kidding, but on the contrary, there’s lots of great reasons to clone your cock:
– Something for the boyfriend to enjoy when you’re away.
– A way to settle arguments and impress your friends when they disbelieve your cock size.
– The perfect last minute gift for cock-hungry exes.
And talking about being hungry, the Clone-A-Willy kit even comes in chocolate (or should we call it “cockolate?”). That’s right! Make a milk chocolate replica of your delicious cock—mmmm… delicious!
There’s even a glow-in-the-dark cloning kit so your cock’s easy to find at night. And for you bisexual brothers, there’s even a Pussy Cloning Kit so you can sink a dick while taking one too!
So what are you waiting for? You know you’ve always wondered what it feels like to have sex with yourself. Be like that old theater queen and don’t dream it, BE IT!
Ever heard the expression, “That boy is sex in a can?” It means that he’s so hot that you’d like to put his sex appeal in a soda can and enjoy it whenever you want. And now Fleshjack has done just that—and boy is it refreshing! Jack’s Sex in a Can is oral and anal pleasure that you can enjoy anywhere. Just pop the lid and pop your load into three great flavors: Cherry Pop, Banana Cream Soda, and Gape Soda (yes, gape). Each one features a unique jiz-poppin’ texture that you won’t find on any other Fleshjack.
And what’s better is that Fleshjacks usually cost about $69.95. But Sex in a Can goes for $39.95—that’s 43% OFF! And if you love one flavor, you can buy all three for $99.95… share with your friends or enjoy buttloads of fun all on your own! Getting off has never felt so satisfying!
Raise your hand if you need a good long hard fuck. We see a lot of raised hands out there! So stop hoping some stranger will give you a lift and start building your own ride to Pound Town now! The Caesar Love Machine makes it simple without feeling sleazy. The easily-stored, easily-cleaned fuckbot can go 6 inches to 3 feet tall with an 180-degree adjustable arm to make sure you get it how you need it. There’s a high-strength aluminum barrel that’s ultra light and comes with a realistic-feeling Cyberskin 7″ dildo. Plus, the machine quietly and safely goes from 15 to 200 strokes per minute without alerting the neighbors. You may find yourself falling in love with this real fuck machine!
Use it alone or share with a friends! It’s an ass-mazing sex toy that can really bring out your inner bottom, whether you like it quick, gentle, slow, or deep. Curious? Check out similar models on Butt Machine Boys and then try out The Caesar Love Machine for yourself—you’ll be in for the ride of your life!
We celebrated Easter threetimesover here at QC, but the fun’s not over yet! Whether you’re goyim or a Jew, everyone can enjoy the sexual goodies at Stockroom’s Easter Sale! Their basket is just brimming with hot little goodies that’ll make you ready to hump like rabbits—and most are 25-50% off!
There’s the Kama Sutra Bedside Box with massage oils and scents, the Bonker Bed Set (an easy-to-setup and store sling for passionate bedroom fucking), the iPod powered Vibrator, a remote control vibrating egg for some fun sex-control play in public, and even a Bondage Duckie Vibrator to make bathtime, asstime!
Plus, Stockroom’s also having a site-wide Easter Egg Hunt! Just find the three eggs they’ve hidden throughout their website and e-mail them with the URLs for a chance to win one of their fantastic Bunny Hoods! Even if you don’t win a hood, they’ve promised a prize for everyone who finds the eggs… so get looking! The hunt won’t last forever!
Japan’s always been the home to the coolest technological innovations! You may remember the Fukudoku Five Finger Massager, but that’s nothing compared to amazing masturbatory machine dreamt up by the Japanese sex toy company, Tenga—Tenga’s Flip Hole Masturbator! The Flip Hole’s priced and operates somewhat like a Fleshjack, but with several great technological twists! It uses an internal sleeve with ribs, nubs, shifting parts, and vacuum pressure to provide an incredible sensation to your cock. Click any of the three buttons on the device to change up the pressure and sucking power for your cock’s head, shaft, or basel You can tighten the Flip Holethe Flip Hole comes with 3 different types of lube for your pleasure: “mild” for a light, loose slide; “real” for what most people are used to; and “wild” for a thick, vivid, slow stroke. Hot damn! You’re liable to turn Japanese with such an amazing Asian aid at your command. Whether you’re looking for the hottest in new sex toys or just want the pleasures of anal and oral sex at your fingertips, Tenga’s Flip Hole Masturbator proves that Japan’s still tops when it comes to getting down, robot style!
If you’ve been on QueerClick long enough, chances are that you’ve seen a few scenes where porn models use Fleshjacks—the sexcellent portable sex toy that simulates the feel of oral and anal sex. Believe it or not, QC has over 107 posts of porn performers getting it on with Fleshjacks… so many different Fleshjack scenarios, that we put them all on their own Fleshjack Fan Club page so you can see what the action’s all about.
You may wonder why anyone would bother with a jerk-off toy… after all, you can do some amazing things with just your hands and lube, right? Well, that may be, but a Fleshjack is about as close to the feeling of actual anal and oral sex as you can get without your own willing lover. The sleeves have the feeling of actual human flesh, they’re easy to lube up, slip on, and clean off once you’re done. They’re portable, which makes them discreet, easy to use on yourself or your friend, and you can stick your Fleshjack between two cushions and get to fucking… they’re the perfect tool for tops in training.
Plus, the inner sleeves come in several textures. You can even get Fleshjacks molded after the mouths and asses of the Visconti triplets and have yourself a one or two-man orgy! The possibilities are endless and so are the positions!
So to answer the question simply, the reason so many hot performers use Fleshjacks is that they feel great! Slip you hot fat fuckstick in one and you’ll never settle for simple handjobs ever again.
aussieBum usually excels at creating underwear with stylish, bulge-accentuating cuts in a variety of eye-popping colors and prints. But with their latest line, Journey, they’ve gone back to the basics, with colors and comfortable fits that will quickly make them your favorite pair for daily wear.
Here’s what they have to say about their latest creation:
It is said; ‘life is a journey’ and this pair of aussieBum is one for the ride! These super smooth undies are like your favorite pair of jeans, ones’ that go with you everywhere and compliment everything you wear – comfortable and simply stylish. The ‘Journey’ range moulds to your body no matter how you are built, and is a comfortable and durable underwear, that will go with you where ever life leads.
We have to agree: what guys doesn’t look hot in a tight pair of boxer-briefs or a nice dark colored pair of briefs? They’re very sexy, especially if he wears them on a day out. Plus, from the looks of them, they still accentuate your bulge quite nicely. A guy in a nice pair of Journeys might have to prepare for our hands to take a journey down south to the mounds and the high points!
Whether you’re an aspiring pig bottom or just looking to loosen up before a night of hot and hard sex, the Butt Plug Harness is right up your ass alley!
Its comfy leather design makes it perfect for long-term wear. It fits all waists between 28″ and 44″, has a built-in “plug pouch” to fit most average sized butt plugs or dildos and a 2″ nickel-plated cock-ring in the front that can easily swap out with other sizes or even accommodate a strap on for naughtier action!
Butt plugs are a great way to prepare for a night of anal action. They keep you open and ready for the main event and train your ass to expand and tighten to milk a man’s cock with expertise. So the Butt Plug Harness makes a great training or sex device whether you’re already engaged in sex or just looking forward to it!
A lot of people hate Valentine’s Day for the same reason they hate being told to “smile for the camera”—we love when we wanna love and smile when we wanna smile, darn it! So whether you’re in the loving mood today or not, Stockroom’s got something you’re sure to appreciate… they’ve extended their Valentine’s Day sale for three more days!
That’s right! Until February 17th you can choose from a large selection of restraints, ass toys, floggers, make-your-own dildo kits, lubes, gags, gloves, and gadgets—most priced under $35! Some of our favorite items include the love the kit that allows you to make an edible chocolate replica of your own cock, their fourdifferentKama Sutrakits, their sexy and delicious chocolate lovers body paint kit, and their awesome Hot Nights Gift Basket with scented rose petals, bubble bath, blindfolds, body oils, a body massager, and much much more!
So whether you want to extend the romance or simply stock up for a time when you’re in a more romantic mood, Stockroom’s extended Valentine’s Day sale is the time and place to get your love on!
