The only difference between aussieBum’s hot models and the sizzling porn stars we feature is that the aussieBum models’ underwear tends to stay on… well, while they’re on camera at least. But after seeing their latest limited edition “Armour” line, you’ll agree that they won’t stay on for too long—they’re just too damned sexy.
Like the heavy silver armour that medieval knights once wore during jousts, aussieBum’s Armour comes in a fun metallic print with a range of designs—it’s a modern-day take with a sleek look and a very tempting brief & hipster style. With such heavy metal surrounding your (ahem) honor, you’re sure to win the hearts of many errant princes who might also enjoy some late night jousting or a good sword fight.
Don’t be left in the dark ages, the style’s available for a limited time only. Of course, if you’re on a quest for more adventurous underwear, you should check out aussieBum’s entire selection. There’s lots that’ll surely turn any knight into a good one.
Fort Troff’s offering issues ofInstigator Magazine for just under $13. If you haven’t already heard of it, it’s undoubtedly one of the sexist, most honest, satirical, and in-your-face queer magazines there is. Packed with art, sexual techniques, hard interviews, steamy fiction, and killer photography in every issue, it’s a refreshing boot to the face of The Advocate and other so-called “respectable” gay periodicals. The Instigator‘s editor lays it down for you:
We are out to rock the boat, stir the shit, assault your brain, and GET YOU OFF. Period. We refuse to baby-sit your asses, ‘cuz last time we checked, you were responsible enough to drive, vote, drink & go to war. But hey, …Not to worry! Uncle Sam and a bevy of self-appointed gay ‘leaders’ have that job covered and are quite proficient at telling you EXACTLY how to act and what you shouldn’t be doing with that HOT pigfuck you just met. …And you can’t call yourself an upstanding sexual deviant without ‘rules & regulations!’ Sure, we will attempt some vague notion of responsibility from time to time (we’re not total jack-asses).
We actually got more photos from the magazine at Fort Troff, but they’re so spicy, we placed them over at QCX. Don’t be scared, they’re not gross, just tough and dark… but at $12.90 per issue (just a dollar over its subscription price), there’s never been a better time to start instigating.
Tom of Finland remains an iconic gay artist for his illustration of hung muscle men in sado-masochistic sex. Sure these dirty dicks fuck rough and tough, but they also share a sense kinship and even (gasp!) of affection. So it’s with these men in mind that Fort Troff brings you the Tom Of Finland SKIN Polo.
Wether you want to rule in red or dominate in dark blue, the Tom of Finland SKIN Polo comes in four different colors each bearing the trademark “Double Cock” crest that lets lads know you mean business. Its durable pique cotton fabric also gives the shirt a unique body while accentuating yours. And no matter if you find yourself in a hot or cool encounter, the shirt breathes well and never loses its good form.
Fans of skinhead gear and the tough look should know that men the world over recognize and respect the Tom of Finland style for its association to the artist. Wearing one not only suggests that you like a good, rough fuck, but that you’re man enough to back it up. If you want a closer look at the shirts, stop by Fort Troff and watch the demo videos. They feature Sean Cody’sMitch shearing a boned punk who strokes his big cock while Mitch works his other head. There’s also lots of other great fashion and sex gear that’ll let you participate in the spirit and style Tom of Finland!
Earlier last week we shared somehot nakedness from two of Hogwart’s finest. One of those boys, Freddie Stroma (aka Cormac McLaggen) danced around in undies for ACNE Underwear. He’s back with another video for ACNE, this time doing acrobatics in the buff and his magical moves have us spellbound!
But for gay fans of the movie, here are two other treats! First, Gawker had a great rundown of the film’s gay undertones (without any spoilers):
Ron adores Harry, naturally. Ron’s always been uneasy around girls and it was chalked up to the fact that he’s clumsy goof. But in the sixth installment, Ron has become a bit of a strapping butch boy and he starts to get noticed by the girls. He plays along but really only lights up when he is around Harry. His supposed crush on Hermione is as lustful as nursing home bingo game. But when Harry’s in the room, Rupert Grint, who plays Ron, blushes, grins, his shoulders roll back and hips sway forward when he talks to Harry.
Daniel Radcliffe who has always played Harry a little fey, undulates and titters around Ron. At a quidditch tryout Ron needs to impress Harry in order to make the team. Harry’s eyes stayed locked on Ron as he straddles a broom. When Ron succeeds in blocking a score from the opposing team, Ron leans back on his broom, clutches the broom at its base and points it in Harry’s direction. Harry beams. It is a giant phallic broomstick in between his legs! C’mon people!
Also, there is a lot of touching and affection between the male teachers of Hogwartz and the boys. Whether it’s Snape, (Alan Rickman looks like a New Wave lesbian in a cape) who continually pushes his chest into Harry’s face. Or Professor Slughorn who longs for Harry’s attention and who Harry essentially seduces for information. Or Dumbledore, with his feminine affectation is such an obvious old queen.
There’s a whole closed cabinet/closed motiff too! At one point, Dumbledore confronts a young Voldemort about a literal flaming box of secrets in his closet!
You don’t need to be a pig bottom or a boot-stomper to enjoy Fort Troff’s kinky sex gear. In fact, with a little curiosity and less than 20 bucks, you can get all sorts of great Fort Troff finds, perfect for spicing up your sex life or stocking your sexual toolkit.
First, there’s jockstraps in white, black, blue, and red—perfect for showing off your sexy ass and bulge—they’re only $8 to $14. A 2-pack of jelly cockrings go for $5 and an adjustable one only costs $11. And who says sex toys have to be expensive? Their handheld Power Stroker ($15) has a ribbed hole and small nubs that provide an awesome jerk-off session. And their waterproof Turbo BUZZ Cockring ($20) vibrates the base of your cock for great self-service in the shower or an intense fuck everywhere else!
For those looking to bring a little BDSM to the bedroom, there’s bondage rope for $13 and bondage tape that restrains while not sticking to hair or skin for just $11! Try some new nip play with the lick-and-stick Snakebite Kit ($11); they suction right onto the nipple like a hungry mouth. You can also bring on the pain with neoprene ballstretchers ($17) or rubber truncheons and safe-melt wax candles ($20 each).
Just because it’s a recession doesn’t mean your sex life has to suffer. For just 20 bucks you can try some adventurous new sex this weekend. And there’s a lot more great gear at Fort Troff! Check it out. Who knows, you may like the training more than you thought! Related Features on QC: Split Identity: Sean Cody’s Mitch And Kurt Serve Fort Troff’s Army
What’s the deuce is going on at Hogwart’s? First, Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) is caught getting naked and blinding horses. Then, Cedric Diggory (Robert Pattinson) starts kissing men after class. Now Cedric’s been caught tucking his junk Buffalo Bill style and his classmate Cormac McLaggen (Freddie Stroma) is dancing in his underwear. They do force the Hogwart’s boys to all sleep in the same tower… Maybe the Weasley Twins cast a gay spell and it’s catching.
Actually, the screenshots above aren’t from a Harry Potter film. They’re from Pattinson’s film,Little Ashes where he plays gay love object, Salvador Dali. We’re not sure what the hell he’s doing in this scene (other than being a total fruit), but if you’re a big Cedric Diggory fan, you can also download the scene and find out.
Meanwhile, Freddie Stroma’s strutting his stuff in men’s skivvies for an ACNE Underwear promotional video. He’s not so great at Muggle dance moves, but it looks like he’s smuggling a pouch full of Floo Powder in that bulge of his. Maybe we can go down to Diagon Alley and he can put his broomstick inside our Leaky Cauldron. We’ve got Harry’s invisibility cloak so no one, not even Filch’s cat, will see. Related Features on QC: Robert Pattinson Is Dreamy… And He Cut His Hair! MenOver 30: Hairy Potter Harry Potter and the Black Leather Cunt Daniel Radcliffe Visible Penis Head
Thanks to OMG Blog for the Pattinson pics.
If you have some favorite fetish pics and a Twitter account you can enter Tony Buff’s Twitter Fetish Pic Contest! Tony’s the star of Titan Men’sChainsaw, and Fear and he’s giving out a copy of Piss and Fist (the latest release in the new rough line of fetish/S&M features from Titan Media) in a contest open to any Twitter users.
All you have to do is tweet your the best fetish pics to @tonyBuff and @sextanza by 11pm PST tonight. There’s a prize for the best tweeter with the most followers and the best tweeted fetish image overall (no matter your number of followers). Here’s the details from his blog:
We’re looking for the individual with the most followers on Twitter. To qualify, you must twitter a fetish image in a message with @ mentions to @tonyBuff and @sextanza before 11:00 pm (PST). Don’t fret if you don’t have a bunch of followers though… there will be a prize for the best fetish image twittered… Here’s an example of what your tweet should look like:
He’s even posted a pic on his blog about what a good fetish picture looks like. It’s a white boot print on a guy’s ass. Fun, fun. We know Fisting and Piss normally goes on QCX but everyone loves contests and we wanted to give everyone a shot at the prize. So rustle up for favorite fetish pics and get tweeting!
Congratulations to the five winners of ourChaosMen“Blow and Go” QContest—Ptmartini, Jason Fitzgerald, Thomas, tresub, and wildenwest! We’ll be sending you the Edging/Service DVD and the ChaosMen photo book as your prizes! But if you missed out this time around, don’t fret! We still have 1 more DVD and 5 more photobooks that we’ll give out in another QContest VERY SOON via QueerClique. So if you’re not already a member, get on it. Your chance for more ChaosMen goodies is coming up!
As we mentioned earlier in our ChaosMen in Austin post, Bryan Ockert, the founder of ChaosMen.com was cool enough to give us some ChaosMen photo books and Edging/Service DVDs when we met up with him and his boys this last weekend. Now we’re giving away 5 DVD and photo book sets to the FIRST 5 QCOMMENTORS who correctly answer our contest question…
Bryan’s often said that he has the best job in the world. We agree! Not only does he get to film beautiful men having sex, but he also gets to blow them every now and then! We’re wondering, HOW MANY QC POSTS HAVE FEATURED CHAOSMEN’S BRYAN SERVICING OR EDGING ONE OF HIS MODELS?
We’ll give you a hint: Bryan’s sucked an awful lot of dicks. Like, in the double digits.
The first 5 QCommentors to submit the correct answer will win a copy of Serviced (volume 2) or Edge (volume 3) featuring 10 of ChaosMen’s hottest, including two scenes not available online! In addition to these awesome DVDs, you’ll also win the ChaosMen photo book filled with lots of intimate full-color portraits of ChaosMen models.
To keep this sporting, we won’t publish any submitted answers on this thread and we will announce once the contest has ended. If you are one of the winners, we will notify you by the e-mail address you enter while leaving your comment.
Gentlemen, start your search engines!
We already knew that Britney’s was a big hit with the gays, but now she’s helping promote Logo’s 2009 NewNowNext Awards (June 13th at 9PM ET) by hawking ‘Mo, a decidely gay fragrance. Can a body spray bring the homos running? Their slogan’s “Just one spray, and the gays will come your way!”
Looking for more in your international airline? How about less? The staff of Air New Zealand flies without a stitch of clothing on (in this advert at least). We actually had to watch it twice to enjoy all the bodily goodness these Kiwis have to offer, but we imagine flying nude’s quite nice. Especially without all that luggage to haul around. Check out a making of video after the jump!
Via Sticky.
Back in the 90’s, we remember browsing through the video store and finding a porn featuring computer animated clowns. The animation sucked of course, like a poor man’s version of The Sims, but it used the medium to create some bizarre fucking—it had a muscle clown with an elephant trunk-sized hose, a green-skinned bottom, and of course, lots of face paint and floppy shoes.
We mention the digital clown sex only because the technology’s come a way since the Clinton administration. Earlier this year, the computer game, Bum Tropics, allowed players to become the island hooker and fuck mandroids in poop-stained bathrooms. More recently, Adult Source Media released Pirate’s Booty a full-length CGI gay porn featuring captain Jack Swallows and his randy crew as they get possessed by a hole-hungry spirit bent on swabbing poop decks and firing man-cannons—shiver me timbers!
And while the trailer seems cool, we kinda hoped for more CGI freakishhness. If you’re gonna do CGI, at least give your porn stars bodies covered in dongs, cocks shaped like candelabras, or color-changng nips. Oh well, something to look forward to, we guess. In the meanwhile, there’s another game that brings the animated weirdness to the little screen—Muscle March for the Wii. Please do yourself the favor of watching the insanely hilarious preview below and you’ll understand why we’re so excited.
While Muscle March isn’t porn per se, it’s chock full of speedo-clad musclemen flexing, making a high-speed choo-choo train, slamming each other through walls, and tackling one another. Not only does it seem super silly, but it’s kinda turning us on (come here, Mr. Polar Bear). We’re not sure when (or if) it’ll be released outside Japan, but when it does, we’ll be wishing for a CGI-animated third hand, so we can handle the Wii nun-chuck while playing with our old-skool Joysticks (or should we say, Joydicks?).
Porn star Francesco D’Macho, who owns and operates StagHomme.com, will be premiering “Stag Live” an erotic live show starring Francesco D’Macho, Damien Crosse and Pedro Andreas and it’s FREE TO NON-MEMBERS! That’s right, on Monday May 18th 2009, 8 pm EST (that’s 5pm PST and 1am GMT), non-members can view “Stag Live” and win free giveaways of DVDs and memberships!
Plus, the second episode of 30 Loads of Facials returns! This time, Damien Crosse has replaced Francesco to deep throat and take loving abuse from the fat, elongated cocks of anonymous men. It’s for members only, but you can watch the preview at StagHomme.com.
Do you like David Beckham, The Terminator, and expensive phones? Have you ever thought “I wish my overpriced phone would turn me into a sexy robot?” No, probably not. So while we’re not in the market for cyborg augmentation via a supposedly $2000 phone, who doesn’t mind a long, light-filtered look at Beck’s bodacious bod? His being a killer robot with a red laser eye just turns us on even more. Maybe he’ll zap us after we’re done violating him. If you’re brave enough, visit the QC David Beckham Fan Page and then see some behind the scenes footage with Becks and “the Aura” after the jump!
