Billy Herrington is a bisexual muscleman who worked in porn at the turn of the century. He still stripteases at gay clubs sometimes but otherwise the star has faded into obscurity everywhere EXCEPT FOR IN JAPAN. Japan loves the guy—like crazy extra-lucky happy fun schoolgirl LOVE him. Not only does the guy have his own Halloween action figure but for the past few years the Japanese video site Nico Nico Douga has hosted insane music video mashups from his films.
Herrington says he is flattered and humbled by his fans’ creativity but that’s probably because he had no other ways to describe how completely bonkers the videos actually are. Are you ready for seizure wrestling, butt bongos, S&M villains and a jock-strapped man-cycle fighting a steamroller? No. No you are not.
BILLY’S DREAMLAND – If you like spastic video game music, you’ll love this one. It has lots of bitch slapping, ball handling, and butt bongos while the wrestle in jockstraps and bikinis. Locker room horseplay has never been so crazy. And don’t forget to stay for the butt-smashing finale!
HATTENDO FIGHTING GAME – Oh! If only our Billy Herrington action figure would come to life and star in a weird fighting game with firetrucks, throat punching, military manhunts, explosions, and a villainous Asian leather queen. This game actually looks a lot like Muscle March except with horribly pixelated graphics. Warning: the video slows down into character select mode at 1:36 and also features baby faces spinning in place of men’s genitals.
BILLY FOR PRESIDENT! – If America ever elected a brain-damaged, auto-tuned ex-porn star for president his version of the national anthem might sound a lot like this. Billy takes the flexing in his wifebeater as the news ticker below features headlines like Vitory for Billy and song lyrics like “I Say Ass We Can…” and “Who can achieve most powerful pants?” We’d vote for you Billy, but only if we were sure you’d lose. No offense, but one inarticulate president is enough.
TOXIC BILLY – Brittany Spears’ music company probably didn’t authorize a CGI-version of Billy to sing Toxic but as one friend of ours said, “Sodomy was a lot more fun when it was illegal.” There’s something alluring about watching the computer-animated musclestud imitating Brittany’s every dance move while lip-synching in a white bikini. Is it weird that we almost find the animated Billy hotter than the real one? Don’t answer that—we love you, digi-Billy!
GAME/TV SHOW/MUSIC VIDEO – We can’t tell if this is the intro for a game, a TV show, a punk rock music video, or all 3. But it does feature Billy ripping some guy’s underwear from behind, bouncing baby faces, and a comic book look that makes us wanna play this thing, whatever the heck this is.
J-POP MY CHERRY – Although this isn’t our favorite video, it does feature some sensual shots of Herrington pumping iron, having his abs worshipped by some gym bunny, and naughtily sucking his finger at the end. Strangely hot considering that it’s basically just a music video.
K-POP JAM- The song in this video (“Oh!” by Girls’ Generation) has a kickin’ beat and a catchy choral hook that has made it our new Korean-pop jam! Plus the video probably reveals more plot about the ongoing S&M locker room wrestling flick than any of the other videos. It seems like the Asian S&M bully gets his army of bitches to start fights at the gym, but Billy’s boys ain’t having it! Plus if you like Billy, then you’ll love ONE-HUNDRED BILLIES!
College Dudes got together for Josh and his hot jerk off video one morning, and the photo session was amazingly fun. He asked if he could finger himself. Of course they have no problem with that around here! But College Dudes did not expect the stupendous show that happened when the cameras came on!
It’s easy to see why new freshman Wesley gets laid 20 days out of a month! He sits in the jacuzzi and tells us some stories about his sexual exploits.
The first time he had sex was only two years ago when he was 17 – and he’s been going like gangbusters ever since. Since then, he’s played the field. He’s sees four or five girls “on and off” as he says, and gets laid a lot. So much so that he rarely jerks off anymore.
We already knew how many of youlust after Disney’s man-heroes, but how many of you want to see their other animated manimals get it on? Freaky deaky artist Kevin Bava has dared to draw what only a few of us ever imagined—Disney sex scenes where Hercules power-fucks Tarzan, Aladdin wishes for a bigger dick, and Winnie takes a poo. And while we’re happy about finally getting to see Gaston and Prince Eric naked, we’re not feeling so great about Maleficent’s thorny bush or the Evil Stepmother’s poison apple strap-on (though we know a certain rugby player who would probably like Beast’s furry dick). Whether his drawings turn you on or just make you laugh while cringing, Bava’s definitely recreating old Disney classics for an older generation of horny fans. Other cartoon coitus at QC: QCA Art: The Justice League Is Apparently OK With Public Indecency He-Man’s Got A Secret…! QCA Art: Mark Chamberlain’s Queer Batman Via
Trying to pin down Kristopher’s sexuality is going to be a tough one.
He seems to be into guys, only on occasion, and doesn’t mind the taste of his own cum. Which is kind of gay or at least Bi. But he sounds and moves…well…like a typical straight guy. There are only few moments at the end of the video where he shows some sugar- it’s cute.
He watched straight porn to get hard for the photos and most of the video and for the cumshot we put a gay video playing. Bryan has worked with him since shooting this, and he pretty much feels more confident when straight porn is playing. Yet he really gets into guys. So who knows.?
So enough of labeling him- lets start with the adjectives!
In the new update of Field Trip II at CFNM.net, Ms Murphy has assembled all the students at the barn again and is ready to present them with a demonstration of the milking machine normally used on bulls…
Hey everyone, it’s your favorite dick again! It’s a new week and I am hungry for action. And talking about hunger, last week I asked how many of you use food during sex. Surprisingly about 56% of you do, especially if it’s just a little sweetener to make the hard stuff go down. Y’know what they say, just a teaspoon of sugar makes a rancid cock taste like candy cane… or something.
Having sex with food might sound pretty weird to some of you, but what about having sex with a woman? I know, right… GASP! How shocking. C’mon… Arpad Miklos did it once and he’s gay as blazes. And even I ‘ve had sex with a woman. I was a young rigid penis looking for a good time and I figured a few billion straight people can’t be wrong. I liked it but I don’t think I’ll ever go back.
So how about you?
